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I'm simple... I can get lost inside my mind for periods of time- watching plump and fluffy snow flakes or counting ceiling tiles. I love thunderstorms..........I'm afraid to let the child in me ever die...I play with my 2 year old daughter on her level, and love every minute of it. I refuse to put a "My Little Pony" away if it has messy hair.(aka pony whore... whoo hoo MIA!!! "I'll call this one Candy- it's her stripper/whore name")......I'm wild...I've been known to give a completly over excited "hello" when you walk in my front door.Nothing like making someone feel important. Watch out for me if I think you may be able to hold my weight, because I WILL run at you and jump on you at random. Flying across the room and pouncing on an unexpected victim(i.e. sleeping) is ULTIMATE. Usually once I've pounced I'll do something completely juvenile like licking the cheek of said victim..... I love humping random objects and people. I do believe there is a picture of me on my 21st b-day of me humping a very curvey lady up on the bar...coughbigfatchickcough. I should really have a copy of that picture..coughlike300lbscough... whew, something in my throat there.........I've been known to fall in love easily, and fall out of it completely without grace.............In fact, I am completely without grace. While going through my old high school shit at mom's house over Christmas I found a paper plate that says "Klutz award" with a picture of a runner stubbing it's foot on a rock, I think that came from senior year X-Country. It's pretty shitty when you cannot run without being deemed a klutz. I spill soda all over everything like twice a week..........I love laughing so hard I almost pee and screaming out obscene words in public (don't worry never when the kiddies are around)........I think, probably like every other person in America, that my friends are the fucking funniest fuckers ever-- and FUCK reality TV, but if it's gonna exsist people would enjoy watching our antics.....I don't know what the fuck else.... but I'm not too worried about it... I'm sure you like me by now...... and if not.... You're lame.... I'm talking 5th season of Night Court LAAAAMMMMMMEEEEE.......
PLEASE READ!!Anyone who would like to meet me... EXCEPT: 1: Guys thinking they are going to hook up with me... let's not waste our time on that one. 2: Anyone who wants to tell me they don't agree with my lifestlye... go preach elsewhere. 3: Fat People, sorry I've got a phobia. And to clarify: by fat I mean... those people who sit on the couch and fill their faces with 15 lbs of food at a time. Those people who can't leave their houses unless someone widens the door or knocks out a wall. Those people who don't get out of bed to shit or piss because they are too heavy. Can you imagine the smell that must omit from these embarrassments to society. If it takes 6 people to roll your ass over and wipe the shit from it... you do not deserve to be alive. 4. Petty people lacking in intelligence.
So if you aren't a horny guy, petty, stupid, a preacher man, or fat hit me up.
And if you are a pretty girl... let's make out.
Oh, and I'd love to meet Eddie Vedder and the Vampire Lestat... so if either of you myspace and happen upon my profile... I'm waiting for you.
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The Who and Eddie Vedder
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Pittsburgh 2005 – PNC Park – Pearl Jam and the Stones
I just gotta ROCK!!
Fav. Artists: Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, APC, NIN, Blind Melon, SOAD, Foo Fighters, Incubus, MManson, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Faith No More, Jane's Addiction, Bush, Butcher, Pigmy Love Circus, Mazzy Star, Portishead, Van Morrison, Hendrix, Doors, Monster Magnet, Slipknot, Static X, Soulfly, Rob Zombie, Markie's Post, Rage Against the Machine, Linkin Park, Patton's other crazy works, Deftones, so many my brain cells will not produce right now... basically I love anything that makes me feel... that's what it is all about.
I love Indie and b movies, especially the ones that are hilarious when they do not mean to be, but I'm usually stoned when I watch these movies and couldn't tell you the name. Here's some of the Favorites: PULP FICTION, Gummo, Friday, Half baked, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Old School, One Flew over The Kukoo's Nest, American Psycho, Silence of The Lambs, American History X, The Program, Four Rooms, TRUE ROMANCE - Super Troopers, Casino, Resivoir Dogs, Freeway, Blade (one and two), The Last Boyscout, Spongebob Squarepants movie, South Park bigger-longer-and uncut,Clerks, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jey and Silent Bob... I guess Kevin Smith movies would have sufficed... but I was on a roll,The Older Highlander movies, Baseketball, The Big Lebowski, Kingpin, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Gia, Napolean Dynomite. I'm a sucker for comic book remakes, Lord of the Rings, and Vampire flicks... Tarantino is my fav director. At this point I have to say I'll finish later because my brain hurts from trying to list this shit... I apologize to any movies I love and neglected...
~DALI~
~DAVINCI~
~GUIDO RENI~
~REMBRANDT~
.. Hydro Kronix
~CHET ZAR~
~HUSSAR~
~BROM~
Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles, Philosophy, Musician Biographies, and poetry, currently reading from Wilderness and the American Night, Jim Morrison's published poetry as well as a few other projects I've recently started. I want to read everything by Timothy Leary. I haven't found too many on the shelves for sale, so I'll have to probably visit the library eventually. I did just pick up The Politics of Ecstasy, I'm looking forward to diving into that one full force... And I'm constantly reading Nietzsche, but can't only read that... just at random times I pick it up. I'm pretty certain he wasn't meant to be read straight through anywho, most definately not by me at least.
Anyone who does something because it's the right thing, not for the glory they get after. True artists, The ones the world can never forget. And my little bro who served in Iraq, and probably will again.