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Maximum Weirdness in the 21st Century

You're not a man, you're a product.

About Me

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Time is my pain, and if you could understand that you'd probably try to escape as well. You are a universe in yourself--and so am I, for that matter; Armageddon is internal, and the Creation/Apocalypse rate is a statistic, not a prophesy.

My Interests

Crack and gayness!

I'd like to meet:

Rebels, Playas & Bitches

Music:

I try very hard to generalize by category. I hate faggot music!


Jimi Hendrix - The Doors - David Bowie - Pink Floyd - Black Sabbath - Jackson Browne - Bob Seger - Bob Dylan - Rush - Alice Cooper - The Smashing Pumpkins - Primus - Tool - A Perfect Circle - Mushroomhead - Mudvayne - Cryptopsy - Napalm Death - Metallica - White Zombie - Deicide - Cannibal Corpse - Summer Dying - Slipknot - Pantera - Judas Priest - Iron Maiden - Murderdolls - Skinless - Kittie - Evil's Toy - Fektion Fekler - Fear Factory - Marilyn Manson - Nine Inch Nails - Bile - Amgod - Prodigy - Tapeworm - Mindless Self Indulgence - Leather Strip - Oomph! - Genitorturers - Godhead - Orgy - Zeromancer - Claire Voyant - D12 - Outkast - Xzibit - Snoop Dogg - Dr. Dre - 50 Cent - Nelly - Eminem - Paul Oakenfold

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Pink Floyd: The Wall
A Clockwork Orange
2001: A Space Odyssey
Bowling For Columbine
Alice In Wonderland
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Edward Scissorhands
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Big Fish
Vertigo
Psycho
North By Northwest
The Big Lebowski
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Nosferatu
The Shadow of the Vampire
Party Monster
Pi
Requiem For A Dream
Punch Drunk Love
Night of the Living Dead
This Is Spinal Tap

Television:

Cartoons

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
The Rum Diary - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
The Great Shark Hunt - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Dante's Inferno
Paradise Lost - John Milton
No One Here Gets Out Alive - Dann Sugarman / Jerry Hopkins
The Long, Hard Road Out of Hell - Marilyn Manson
The Stranger - Albert Camus
The Fall - Albert Camus
Napalm & Silly Putty - George Carlin
The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkein
Ishmael - Daniel Quinn

Heroes:

Captain Morgan and my fucking self

My Blog

Together in Hell

I been crawlin around eatin you for a thousand years nowAnd I swear you must be goin to my headThe only thing I can feel is my teeth sinking inAnd darlin right now you know I'm living for your sins Y...
Posted by Maximum Weirdness in the 21st Century on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:00:00 PST

The Ballad of the Worm

Unprepared for the winterWith a head full of splintersFeelin like gravity has it out for meWhat better reasonCould there be for this treason?I don't know, I don't know, I don't know As much as I wante...
Posted by Maximum Weirdness in the 21st Century on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST

The people of America DO NOT want a president who will listen to them

What do people generally do on Sunday?  I've often wondered that. Go to church?  If the Sabbath was meant to be a day of rest, why would you celebrate it by working to impress your peers, re...
Posted by Maximum Weirdness in the 21st Century on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:20:00 PST

Just A Little Piece

You say you don't care but I know that you doYou're only mimicking what the other me has taught you toStopI can see it on your faceThat look of finding graceLike you just found your place in the schem...
Posted by Maximum Weirdness in the 21st Century on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

Time and Time Alike

So lately I've become somewhat bored with work on my novel.  Gripped by Tedium, I decided the only solution was to work on something else for a little while to mix shit up.  And the idea cam...
Posted by Maximum Weirdness in the 21st Century on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:50:00 PST

The doctrine of Ignorance and Infringement

As our system rots from the inside, those of us on the outside are left hollow.  We have no purpose; we are discriminated against not based on race, gender, orientation (maybe incidentally, but n...
Posted by Maximum Weirdness in the 21st Century on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:37:00 PST

Astonishing Discoveries on Harper Avenue

My head was full of fireAnd I heard the Devil call my nameHe wondered if he could buy me a drinkAnd I thought it rather impolite not to oblige My first experience with drugs, though profound in its o...
Posted by Maximum Weirdness in the 21st Century on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

A Weird Night of Excess

Some nights can be tempting in and of themselves.  Isn't that strange?  Maybe not.  Regardless, they always seem to have interesting fables lurking beyond the hours.  This is one o...
Posted by Maximum Weirdness in the 21st Century on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:11:00 PST

Robogirl

Pixie sticks and liquorice whipsCandy is for fags!She likes her sweets cut in a labAnd she won't settle for Pierce BrosnanSean Connery is the best fucking Bond!And she won't settle for 10 or 15The big...
Posted by Maximum Weirdness in the 21st Century on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:56:00 PST

Exodus

part i. Welcome to a new technologyFully capable of disillusionBut open to suggestionThe end is now in full swingWe close our eyes and throw the switches part ii. In your wildest dreams you have not i...
Posted by Maximum Weirdness in the 21st Century on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:52:00 PST