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Rachel K [the K is for Kachinski, bitch]

Fuck food, alcohol pwns.

About Me

I'm Rachel K.
I love grapefruit, and anything grapefruit scented.
I'm a funny, funny girl. I like to sing obnoxiously. Also I like to poop because it's good times. I have amazing friends, that I don't know what I'd do without.
I love to laugh probably more than anything else in the world.

Also, my husband beats me and I throw dishes at him. But it's okay, because I have a pretty neat boyfriend; he's super cute and sweet and funny and amazing and probably a better driver than you.
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!

And oh yeah! I'm a pirate!

My Interests

Making people baked goods.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone!!! Old friends, new friends. Anyone not from downriver. Anyone that can make me laugh.
MST3K fans. Reel Big Fish fans. Mitchell Davis. Perez Hilton.

Music:

All kinds; Marianas Trench, Miley Cyrus, Good Charlotte, Reel Big Fish, Rancid, old school Britney Spears, Taking Back Sunday, Rihanna, Will Smith, Harry and the Potters, Marilyn Manson, old school Mariah Carey, Suburban Legends, MC Lars...really, pretty much anything.

Movies:

Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

Television:

E! News...the stuff that really matters. Hannah Montana.

Books:

HARRY POTTER!!!

Heroes:

God. Also my family.

My Blog

drinkinggggggg

is fun. even at 4:30 on a thursday afternootn.  by yourself... my new motto is fuck food, alcohol pwns. cuz its true.             also, to all my friends. ...
Posted by Rachel K [the K is for Kachinski, bitch] on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:02:00 PST

THE MOTHER SHIP/Galactic Federation of Light

Okay.  So I'm not sure what the fuck is going on. But all I DO KNOW is that when the fuckin aliens come... I don't want the fucking government to be ready.  I don't want the fuckin military ...
Posted by Rachel K [the K is for Kachinski, bitch] on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:49:00 PST

I really really miss...

When everyone was friends.  Or rather when I was still friends with everyone. When there were large congregations at Big Boy for like 4 hours, and the only reason we'd leave is because they were ...
Posted by Rachel K [the K is for Kachinski, bitch] on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:22:00 PST

TAG!

The Rules: Post the Rules, Answer all the questions, Tag 6 people and let them know.1. What were you doing 10 years ago?I was 10 years old, going on 11...I would be entering the 6th grade next year, a...
Posted by Rachel K [the K is for Kachinski, bitch] on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:46:00 PST

I would just like to point out...

That I do not like guessing games.  And I refuse to play them. I like simple, straight to the point, honest conversation.  Say what you mean and mean what you say.  Don't leave anything...
Posted by Rachel K [the K is for Kachinski, bitch] on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:36:00 PST

good times


Posted by Rachel K [the K is for Kachinski, bitch] on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:48:00 PST

Sunny :(

I couldn't sleep last night. I was so tired and I layed down and started to drift off and then suddenly thought "Don't take me God, I don't want to die yet.  I can't go to sleep, I don't want to ...
Posted by Rachel K [the K is for Kachinski, bitch] on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:44:00 PST

i dare you

i fucking dare you.
Posted by Rachel K [the K is for Kachinski, bitch] on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:01:00 PST

Saturday, 9.22.07 There is nothing I love more...

...than spending time with Stephen. I normally would probably not be too fond of wondering around dark streets in the cold until I have blisters on my feet, a pounding headache, and no where...
Posted by Rachel K [the K is for Kachinski, bitch] on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:26:00 PST

i'm addicted...

to victoria's secret. i almost had a nervous breakdown in there on saturday trying to decide between a  hoodie and  a bra. i remember this addiction for my birthday. lol....
Posted by Rachel K [the K is for Kachinski, bitch] on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:13:00 PST