Hi! I'm awesome and you're stupid. |
Damn these kids today. . .
So I go into a record store and buy a vintage copy of Cat Stevens' "Tea for the Tillerman" and the pretentious douchebag ringing me up makes some crack about buying music...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Billy Bragg and a slow day |
The busy girl buys beauty
The pretty girl buys style
And the simple girl buys
What she's told to buy
And sees her world
Through the brightly lit eyes
Of the glossy romance of fashion
Where she ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Jesus |
Jesus, help me find my proper place
Jesus, help me find my proper place
Help me in my weakness
'Cos I'm falling out of grace
Jesus
Jesus
I fucking love The Velvet Underground. . .
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I don't wanna fuck you, so FUCK YOU!! |
Okay - Apparently quite a few ladies and a couple of gentlemen don't understand what the word "married" means under the "Status" bar. I have received more than a few myspace requests over the past mo...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Girls who post pictures of their tits on myspace. . . |
Wow! Girls who post pictures of their tits on myspace have the highest self esteem in the world! I wish my only way of getting attention from other people was posting nude pictures on a public foru...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Really stupid shit makes me laugh really hard. |
Like when I'm taking a bath and I fart in the tub. Better yet, when I fart on my dog. Even better when I fart and my dog follows me around for twenty minutes sniffing my ass. Best of all when my do...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Doing mad drugs and listening to shitty music is killer. |
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It's so fun to shoot up a bunch of heroin and then do like five rails while listening to the KTLA Disco Rocket record. Being drug addled is so rad. Seriously, killer. Wow, I'm going to go pop ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Apathetic nihilism is soooooooo in. . . |
Yep. My new goal in life: Apathetic nihilism. I love apathy. I love nihilism. Put the two together and whaddaya get? Apathetic nihilism. You may mock me now, but the sorry sap who came up with ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
read my real blog. |
I'm not going to post here. . . go to The Great American Cheese Snack Idea if you want to read my blog.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
