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Scrawnypaleguy

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About Me

I know people like to take this opportunity to rant and rave about random things in an attempt to make themselves seem cool and above and beyond the rest of us, and I'm no exception. So KISS MY GRITS! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! YOU ALL ACTIN' LIKE YOU KNOW ME?!? SUCKA YOU DON'T EVEN SEE ME!! BESIDES, WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RULED BY BARCODES SOMEDAY ANYWAY RIGHT?!? LIFE'S JUST NOT WORTH LIVING IF ALL YOU ARE IS A NUMBER... AND... AND BUNCH OF BOLD VERTICAL LINES... STACKED PARALLEL TO EACH OTHER... AND... 2PAC'S NOT DEAD! AND... I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!!! ...oh man, I need a slurpee.
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 80% Spider-Man 70% The Flash 65% Superman 60% Catwoman 60% Robin 55% Hulk 55% Iron Man 55% Supergirl 45% Wonder Woman 45% Batman 35% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't trying to get/buy/swing my vote...
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Music:

I'm a sucker for a good rhythm and/or a lot of heart, soul and emotion. Bubblegum is only meant for chewing up and spitting out.Jay Chou - "Jiangjun (Checkmate)"

Movies:

Lots and lots of movies... this is my way of saying there's either too many to list, or I just cannot recall all of them right now.

Books:

The Once and Future King, The Tao of Pooh, Tao Te Ching, The Art of Dreaming, Teachings of Don Juan: A Yaqui Way of Knowledge, Journey to Ixtlan, The Power of Silence, Ivanhoe, Guerilla Warfare (both Che's and Mao's, dated as they may be), The Art of War, The Three Kingdoms, Outlaws on the Marsh, Monkey - aka Journey to the West, The Motorcycle Diaries, Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus;), The Book of Mormon, The Holy Bible, A Marvelous Work and a Wonder, Lectures on Faith, The Tennis Shoes Series, Eddie Fantastic, The Other Side of Heaven, LOTR, My Soul Is Rested, all Shel Silverstein, any Chuck Klosterman, Amy Hempel, CALVIN AND FREAKIN HOBBES, As A Man Thinketh, anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Nick Hornby, Animal Farm, and all of the "Nate the Great" series.

Heroes:

My 6-yr-old nephew Kade. He made up a song about hot dogs and taffy. Brilliant! Also my parents in Africa

My Blog

I lost count...

I am schmimnerschmafnerboeten years old... today. ... and I still don't know how to get to bed on time. 
Posted by Scrawnypaleguy on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:53:00 PST

I was Robin Hood for Halloween

Not really, but my merciless ways have transcended into the realm of Halloween.  I usually work the door at my parent's house, because they've done it forever and I figure they can use a break.&n...
Posted by Scrawnypaleguy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

Fricking Trolley Square...

I went dancing over the weekend.  First time in a while.  It was so crowded I couldn't do much besides the ol' Hitch dance.  I got bumped around a few times, but nothing to brag about u...
Posted by Scrawnypaleguy on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 05:04:00 PST

Valentine's Blah

In sixth grade my girlfriend broke up with me on Valentine's Day, AFTER we exchanged gifts.  I've been a little bitter since.  I am an official supporter of S.A.D.   ...
Posted by Scrawnypaleguy on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:18:00 PST

Concerts Part Deux - Logistics

So I went to Depeche Mode Saturday.  It was a great show and it was great to sing along with the songs that dominated my childhood ("Enjoy the Silence" was written about me you know?).  I di...
Posted by Scrawnypaleguy on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:51:00 PST

Concerts

I was just informed that I have tickets to Depeche Mode.  I'm amped.  They're on my list of concerts to see before I die.  I'm in the process of purchasing tickets to see Molotov. ...
Posted by Scrawnypaleguy on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:49:00 PST

Oh, To Be Thrifty Again

Perhaps the best thing about being employed is a steady income.  I guess that goes without saying.  My problem with that is the excess of spending money on things just for the sake of catchi...
Posted by Scrawnypaleguy on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:29:00 PST

Pity the computer illiterate.

My apologies to those who try to converse with me during work hours (sorry Heather) because the system here forbids it.  I'm still figuring out how to do everything on this site, so please bear w...
Posted by Scrawnypaleguy on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 08:14:00 PST