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Mandy

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About Me

*insert witty comments about myself* im a cusser--i blush easily--i procrastinate on a daily basis--Theres nothing better than watching the Price is Right with my grandpa--somehow i go go go--i miss my family--i dream way too vivid for my own good--i think i can dance--i wish i could swing dance--i love dive bars as well as martini bars and wine bars.....heh....well fuck yeah!!--im a total car singer--i hate grocery shopping--glenlivit is my weakness--jeannes cooking makes me happy--I cant hide emotion, considering my facial expression is against me at all times--i take pictures purposely for patterns--my living room is orange--im from a small town in the middle of Illinois--my friends from there are the best and they need to move closer to me--i wish i were better at scrabble--on nice days i want to take a nap in the front yard--theres something about the smell of a dirty greasy garage that just *ungh*...i dunno--I LOVE THE SMELL OF DEAD LEAVES (ie i heart fall)-- PUMPKINS ROCK!!!!!!!!--Halloween makes me excited--when i was little i always would venture in the cemetary --i swear im not goth...im just a little left of center. This is my alter-ego. She appears on every 5th day of odd numbered months during the leap year. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4


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My Interests

Photography. MUSIC!!!! LOUD MUSIC...VERY LOUD MUSIC!! Duct Tape. Collecting books that never get read. Sewing needle and thread for those ever-so-great times of ripping a pencil skirt from....well...ITS A PENCIL SKIRT! true story-- Bathing at 3 AM. *********************************************************** ************************************************************ ***********I MAKE MY CAT MODEL FOR ME! I LOVE HER SO!

I'd like to meet:

oh...i really like jerks...VERY MUCH SO! and pink little fuzzy bunnies. (maybe i should clarify something...sarcasm should be sensed in the above statement...although bunnies are nice). I do have a nice pair of stilettos that would love to walk all over a jerk. ;).. width="425" height="350" .... HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU FELT LIKE THIS!?? haha.

Music:

(UNDER CONSTRUCTION) The Pipettes "Pull Shapes" ______Chad VanGaalen "Flower Gardens"______ ....******************************************************** *

Movies:

Johnny Depp any day. black and white silent films. LOVE Greta Garbo. Stranger Than Fiction. American Beauty. Little Shop of Horrors. Sherrybaby. Garden State. Secretary. Mulholland Dr. Cry Baby. Walk the Line. Donnie Darko. Hard Candy. Who's That Girl. Dont Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead. Kill Bill(s). Closer. I hearts Huckabees. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Batman. Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park. Nightmare Before Christmas. Cube. Clockwork Orange. Magnolia. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Pt. 2. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Weekend at Bernies. Mallrats. Requiem for a Dream. Four Rooms. Good Girl. Office Space. Pulp Fiction. Misery. Return to Oz. The Craft. THE JERK. High Fidelity. Human Nature. But Im a Cheerleader. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Everything is Illuminated. {proof}

Television:

Arrested Development. Take Home Chef. Wonder showzen. Family Guy. A Small Wonder. Medium. E! Bravo. TCM. Saturday Night LIVE!. Absolutely Fabulous. L word. Upright Citizen Brigade. Liquid Televison (back in the day). Are You Being Served?. ATHF. Robot Chicken. Americas Next Top Model. Iron Chef. The Office. Attack of the Show. YOUTUBE! (heh)

Books:

YOU TELL ME!

Heroes:

Alfred Stieglitz. B movie queens. The Elvis impersonator that works the toll booth on I-90....we have a connection. Jack Nicholson as The Joker.*****************************Kathleen Hanna!!!! *******************************OH COREY G! ************************************************************ *********** ALSO!!! I LOVE THIS MAN.....why wasnt i ever on Family Fued!******************************************************* *******************************************************

My Blog

CREDIT FO SHO!

wow...what an amazing day....!!!I really dont want to go to work.  Its too beautiful out.  heh....SUCK IT UP!  on the brighter side of things...i got my credit score in the mail today.....
Posted by Mandy on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

pAperchAse/ INEEDSLEEP photo blog

I NEED SLEEP!A TOUCH OF SHOP----ACTUAL- NON-SHOP------the pAper chAsea bit of shop-----Actual- non-shop-----get it....
Posted by Mandy on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

THE PAPER CHASE TONIGHT!

im so damn anxious i cant even think straight.  AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!  i just cant believe its finally here.  I should go for a run or something....  to get rid of this ...
Posted by Mandy on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:16:00 PST

insurance good, bills BAD!

I walk in the front foyer......I see new mail.....ew...thats a hospital bill......I already have one that i ignored on accident.....hesitant to open it......hmm.....i should wait til tomorrow.....Nah....
Posted by Mandy on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

im taking up residency at Subterranean.

well..i suppose if you want to find me...i will most likely be sitting in a poorly lit corner at subterranean for the next couple 2 months....  SEEMS TO BE A SHOW I WANT TO SEE EVERY OTHER DAY!!!...
Posted by Mandy on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST

THE TWILIGHT ZONE

Passing out to the Twilight Zone.......................and continuing the day with it. Thank you SCIFI for giving me this wonderful marathon.what a way to start out the new year.  Looks like i ha...
Posted by Mandy on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

xmas lifetime watching with mom. and lets go night night.

WELL MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!! I wont celebrate til tomorrow.  BUT.....today....i drove home to my mothers house.....and i brought my little kitty with me.  AND that equals about 2 hours...
Posted by Mandy on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST

Fairuza the spasmatic. Mindy gets me a bed pan for christmas.

Well....yes and no.Fairuza has gone completely insane.  She is a fuckin CASE!  I LOVE IT!!! Its so fun to watch......her constant fascination with ribbons....scarfs.....scaling the futon.......
Posted by Mandy on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:14:00 PST

FAIRUZA IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!

Thats right people....i picked up my little 9 week old kitten an hour ago.  SHE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER.  well....except when she hissed at me for a split second while she was scopin...
Posted by Mandy on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST

So i settle for something else!

So...in response to my last blog.I am infact not getting the orange kitty.  It was given to another home.  So....after moaning and bitchin like a little baby for a couple hours....i figured ...
Posted by Mandy on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:06:00 PST