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About Me

ladies and gentlmen, boys and girls, vegans and flesh consumers, those of faith and those of the earth and those of the agnostic front and those of science and the doppler effect and red and blue shifts in the universe UNITE AND TAKE COMFORT IN THE FOLLOWING FACTS...i have finally posted those stinking pics of my artwork!and remember i'll have NIL8 dates posted on the nil8myspace where you can also find some videos and songsor.... ... go to my blog type stuff!!! you will see PISS POT PETE [gary brammer] on guitar in one video and you will see OLD SCHOOL COCK [damon soper] on guitar in the other
though i would like a pet pig... i wouldn't feel right caging it... and frankley ... i would never put a diaper on a cat!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

crispen glover, wes anderson, jello biafra, jesus, frankenstein's monster ... but below are some people i have met [i know... i know... that wasn't the question posed, but i may as well list them!].... wesley willis, billy corgan and d'arcy from smashing pumpkins, sandra bullock, jim rose, henry rollins, angelo from fishbone, dave from millions of dead cops, jimmy urin from mindless self indulgence and ice-t

My Blog

not a blog.... just info on CALENDARS

i know i sound like a used car sales clerk ...but if you were going to get a calendar with clowns and ventriloquist dolls in a state of frolick ....why not just order:  P...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:42:00 GMT

pricklyheat [this is no time to check facts or spelling]

looking at a cat in prickly heat really just looking at an animal in a crazed state, legend has it that prickly heat is what lead to a certain breed of cat... a distant relative of the BOB cat,&n...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:24:00 GMT

pancake hearts chickens

lance loved chickens....[to protect his privacy i shall refer to lance as pancake from here on out, pancake is not to be confused with the drummer who proceeded him .... named WALNUTS]we had a BAND h...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:27:00 GMT

believe it or not ... i managed to win a national championship!

this one caught me a little off gaurd you know..... i have been racing bikes for a fortnight or so .... off and on since ... well, even before nil8 started touring full time [way way way back.......] ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:50:00 GMT

RIDDLE ME THIS: my brother... my mama... and the pottymouthed pre-teen

once upon a time there was a potty mouthed girl named heather, of all things.... my brother had called sherry [friend of ours] and this little hothead had grabbed the phone from sh...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:15:00 GMT

when my brother realized he needed to bone up on his spanish ... pronto

like when my brother said [whilst we were sitting in a mexican restuarant in the area of rockford where THOSE DIRTY GOODYEAR PIMPS tell us we shouldn't go, part of rockford that is off the beaten path...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:09:00 GMT

the day the little class room went butt assed quiet!

yeah....... i read to a class of youngns the other day...... that was a first for me.... i know.. i know... once a ham, always a ham anyway... this is how it played out... i sat down [on the floor wit...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:09:00 GMT

party poopers [not to be confused by the POOP PARTY that mary welch and gary brammer threw]

in highschool everyone thought we were fools my brother [bruce] started a 'gang' called THE PARTY POOPERSi was sort of a member... but at the same time he messed with those ventriloquist dolls too muc...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:07:00 GMT

DUDE... nil8 is selling the shortbus, dude

since we have that van and it is working great.... it might be time to sell of that poor poor nil8 BUS.... 1987 SHORTBUS.... GMC FRONT ..... that's right.... corky as corky can be.... they call these...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 13:04:00 GMT

WHEN I FIRST MET HENRY ROLLINS

..> WHEN I FIRST MET HENRY ROLLINS VALERIE of champaign/danville chris perrault fame asked me if i'd ever met henry rollins.... THIS WAS MY RESPONSE: well the first time i spoke to him was before ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:21:00 GMT