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Wally

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About Me

More fartsy than artsy, more pants than fancy.

"I am just a modest youth with a competitive spirit" -Gerald PHF

My Interests

Staying in the shower till' the hot water runs out, seeing the moon in the middle of the day, slipping seamlessly into workaholism, bouncing checks, drawing blanks, Music, food, expensive jeans, extraneous phenomenology, FreeCell, penguins.

I'd like to meet:

That poor kid...

Music:

Graham, Led Zeppelin, The Crue, The Cure, Ramones, Smashing Pumpkins, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Ze' Scorpions, Uli Roth solo, Paul Gilbert/RACER X, Van Halen, Subhumans, Misfits, GnR, DK, Melt-Banana, The Germs, AC/DC, ZZ Top, Jeff Buckley, Steve vai, Rusty Cooley, The Donnas, Voodoo Blue, Rancid, Op Ivy, Propagandhi, Dead Milkmen, Janes Addiction, Mars Volta, Buckethead, Motorhead, Portishead, The Beatles, Stones, Sex Pistols, Stooges, fuckin Green Day (Kerplunk is crunk) Thin Lizzy, Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, Jimmy Reed, Jerry Lee, Bootsie Collins, Victor W00ten, Jaco (he has a son named Felix!), The Faint, Crass, Conflict, MASTODON, Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, Dragonforce, Good Metallica, DRI (crossover), PunR, Birds Of Avalon (Raleigh Represent!) And then all the jazz, classical, funk and blues I can wrap my ears around. Oh yeah and whoever wrote the music for Starcraft.

Movies:

Shakespeare in Love, Gangs of New York, Kevin Smith, (how could I forget about you??)all his movies. The Princess Bride, Killer Rats, ZOOLANDER, TROY, The Chuckie movies, Lawnmower man, Spinal Tap, Pumpkinhead, SLC punk, Gladiator (dont hate me), Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Braveheart, Dr. Strangelove, The Abyss, Jaws, Excalibur, Terminator 1&2, MST3K the movie, Both Spider-Mans, TMNT 1&2, Star Wars II thru VI, Beavis and Butthead do America, Velvet Goldmine, Office Space, police academy, all 3 Lord of the rings, Chronicles of Riddick (do you hate me yet?) Both Suburbias (90s and 80s) Better off dead, Almost famous, Lethal Weapon quadrilogy, Titanic (God I hate me) And when they make a movie of that book The Dirt, that'll be my favorite movie.

Television:

The Daily show, STAR TREK, DETHKLOK,Maximum Exposure, South Park, MST3k, [Adult Swim] The Price is Right, Football. CNN. Iron Chef. Video games played on televisions. Commercials...? The History, Natty G. o-graphic, and Discovery channels.

Books:

Rolling Stone, The tiniest-bullfrog, Year end double issue of Vanity Fair, 60 minutes the book, Dell Catalogue, Fear and Loathing... Those fake books on the shelves at the Office Depot (quick read).. The Dirt.

Heroes:

The Red Baron, David Bowie...

My Blog

More from the future..

What risk you take with any sense at stake? Not enough it seemsTo help me to make sense of my dreams.Give me that world of things for which I fiend.And ice is easily made away by the kiss of steam.Wor...
Posted by Wally on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:56:00 PST

Its 360 degrees outside, and my hands are freezing.

Perspective-"Today is a good day to die." -Klingon Proverb. The sun will not be long.Ready to hit the airwaves for another day.A sound that we all make, a sigh of resignation as we find ourselves so s...
Posted by Wally on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:30:00 PST

Moetry in Potion

A curious vacuum, you strive to be the "whom".The manifold souls of those who die for you, are thusly residue. And portray you.And in this trance the laws of whom expedite the flaws in whom.You are ha...
Posted by Wally on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:16:00 PST

Prenational disobedience day. No relation.

Lies could not be spoken of this night.    Wishful thinking as I stand, unblinking.Secrets unbecoming, invincible delight.A slender glass of reality worth drinking.Eyes would not be bro...
Posted by Wally on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:08:00 PST

CANADIAN bacon eating contest results.

I won. Fo realz. Justin was a worthy opponent in this endeavor. MEGA PROPS>He ate (--------------------------------) this muchI ate    (--------------------------------------------...
Posted by Wally on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST

Bacon eating contest results...Hockey, life, hockey, etc.

I won.   Now I have to go work for 8 hours in this postbacon euphoria. What a country.
Posted by Wally on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:22:00 PST

ummm... hahahahahahahhahahaha

  Your anthem is strongParades in me like a moth.seldom heard such grace.
Posted by Wally on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:22:00 PST

what it is jive cracker?

I had not given up on you,I lack the strength to fail.Openly I boast of sorrow woken by our throats.In peaceful stir of mourning we then croak in crafted coats.Our makers came and suffered as they wea...
Posted by Wally on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:04:00 PST

Junebug

Atrocious at best, an odious potion forever blessed.Put to rest the phobias in motion.Nurture those that manifest.Know me, briefly, slowly.Teach me worth of purpose grown by greed.I, knowing of its de...
Posted by Wally on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:09:00 PST

THE MATRIX IS REAL!!!

oh wait... wait.. no.. its not.... is it? OH GOD! beep boop beep boop 10011010110110 1101011010110 11100101001 10110010 you are the one. your oneliness one is strong with fortitude. Do you know why y...
Posted by Wally on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 03:20:00 PST