IT Zen Koan |
The red-faced Manager entered the Admin's Pagoda and complained, "I do not like how Outlook organizes my work. I need something that tracks my schedule and contacts the way I want i...
Posted by ed on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:17:00 PST |
IT Zen Mondo |
The User asked the Zen Master: "How does one find things on the Internet?" The Zen Master replied: "It cannot be told. To say search in such and such a place in su...
Posted by ed on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:11:00 PST |
IT Zen |
The User ran to the Zen Master and cried, "Help me, my computer is slow!"The Zen Master turned around and said, "A slow computer is a miracle, most of them can't move at all."
Posted by ed on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 04:13:00 PST |
The Zen Master and the Manager |
The Zen Master was meditating in his grove when the angry red-faced manager stormed in. "I need to access the network from our new office tomorrow. Is this ready?""I don't know, I have never been ther...
Posted by ed on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 04:10:00 PST |
IT Zen Mondo |
The User ased Zen Master Ed, "Can you help me use the Internet?"Zen Master Ed said: "The power of the Internet can save the World from suffering.""What is the power of the Internet?"...
Posted by ed on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:59:00 PST |
The Zen Master and the Manager |
The Zen Master observered the news of the labor strike from his dwelling.
After some meditation he decided it was best to work from there, and to see the effects of the first day. He sent an email to...
Posted by ed on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 05:13:00 PST |
Meditation Thought |
The holidays bring out the most in people. This should not be confused with the best.
Posted by ed on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 03:54:00 PST |
The Zen Master's Vacation Day |
One day the Zen Master prepared to take a Vacation Day. In his grove, he gathered his essential belongings into his medicine bag, should the fates decide that he not return to this grove. Before leavi...
Posted by ed on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:53:00 PST |
IT Zen Koan |
While the Zen Master was on his afternoon stroll, a User stopped him and cried, "Help Me! My computer won't start!"
The Zen Master sat at the computer and saw that the computer could not start Windows...
Posted by ed on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:55:00 PST |
IT Zen Koan |
A Developer was visiting the Zen Master one day and asked, "Why do you always slap your Users?"
The Zen Master smiled and explained, "There is some evidence that blows to the head, in rare cases, can ...
Posted by ed on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:48:00 PST |
