the outdoors and sunshine
a leprechaun so i could a) get some lucky charms, b) steal some gold, c) participate in some dwarf tossing...i take this back, after reading a pretty awful book in which this was written: "Just like a rainbow that holds nothing at the end but a psychotic cokehead leprechaun who'll skull fuck you for nothing but kicks, you should never trust mysterious beams of light" ... needless to say, i no longer want to meet a leprechaun...and shame on you Lucky, for trying to lure in children with your Lucky Charms commercials! shame!
my beautiful singing voice as i'm the only person belting out to the radio while sitting in traffic :)
ones that make fun of midgets for literally the entire film
any and all
...on audio cd so i stop trying to kill people while sitting in traffic