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the Ninja Steve

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About Me

I once saved the rain forest with a glass of water and a razor blade.
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Click Here to get this from FreeFlashToys.com! I am very political and am striving for a change to the Ideals of our current Society but above all else, a free thinking individual but what can u really say about the man the myth the LEGEND!!.....Hmmmm....not really sure, good friend, Great listener, good cook, damn good storyteller, decent artist (I got a BFA, but I still think I suck) Media, Music and Art are my life, and I plan on Going to San Fran to look for Artichoke Joe(don't you guys give me Shit!...Viet....Chaz...Looking your way) I am edgy(them damn edgy SCORPIOS'!), and a wee bit out there (but not enough to be considered insane...YET!)I am not the least bit photogenic ( so don't be expecting a lot of photographs) Plus I tend to mumble incoherent thoughts (now don't I sound like a friend you want!!) *grinning so big, it's....something....really...really...big* I've been more into the local underground Rock scene lately and all in all I just came here because "all of my friends were doing it..." (yes, I have conformed, I am a sell out, Blah blah blah :P )need to know more, just ask, don't worry, I don't Bite(Hard)...but slobbering, now that's another thing...
N Nice
I Intelligent
N Naive
J Judicial
A Altruistic
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You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?From Go-Quiz.com I smell like the package ;-P
My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated? Now I don't know how the hell I got this rating???
Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque
Your Name
Band Name System Of A Down
Role Keyboardist
Trademark Loves Fan Interaction
Love Interest Vocalist From Another Band
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chainsaw
Your Favorite Target: Elderly men
Your Kill Count: 569,447,709
Your Battle Cry: "Beans."
Years You Spend in Jail: 17
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $20,160,028,506,033
Your Homicidal Insanity Level:: 30%
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My Interests

Fish Tacos, hott nights, cool days and that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy.
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ABOUT
Name: Ninja Steve
Birthday: Yes
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: In my Room
Eye Color: Red and Glazed
Hair Color: Black Upstairs
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: My right hand is bigger so...
Your Heritage: Japanese Ancestry
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Blonde Hair
Your Fears: Empty Wallet
Your Perfect Pizza: With lots of SUSHI
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: How the hell do you set the VCR CLOCK??
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hit the Snooze button PLEASE!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My wrists
Your Bedtime: Early...In the MORNING
Your Most Missed Memory: Ummmm....I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: MICKY D's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: KING CAR!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanigga
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mix them together
Do you Smoke: Not Cigarettes
Do you Swear: I dont F*@&!.. swear anymore
Do you Sing: In the Shower
Do you Shower Daily: When I sing
Have you Been in Love: I was in love once...and then i paid her
Do you want to go to College: No, but i kinda hafta
Do you want to get Married: When Im 40
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in magic...and Im magical
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when theres motion
Do you think you are Attractive: Let me check...
Are you a Health Freak: Im Freakishly Healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: We Agree to Disagree
Do you like Thunderstorms: In the Bedroom
Do you play an Instrument: Is mayonnaise an instrument??
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not that I cant recall...
In the past month have you Smoked: Fish and Sausage
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Now, lets define DRUGS
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Just the Center
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell Yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ive Taken Dumps...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: With my neighbors...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Borrowed without asking...
Ever been Drunk: Lots of Times
Ever been called a Tease: Once
Ever been Beaten up: Twice
Ever Shoplifted: BEER RUN!!
How do you want to Die: On a Xerox Machine
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A BEAR
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand and Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 110
Best Clothing Style: Punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: Prescription or Non-Prescription
Number of CDs I own: I dare you to Compete
Number of Piercings: I WANT A PIERCING
Number of Tattoos: I WANT A TATTOO
Number of things in my Past I Regret: When I saw the movie GIGLI...BLAH!!!

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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Gorgeous Executor of Sacrifices.

Where You Lived: Ontario.

How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet that dude on the cereal box...
Your Fortune Is
"Those who fall off cliff, jump to conclusion." The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
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Music:

Lynrd Skynrd, Metallica, Allan Parsons Project, Nelly, Nelly Furtado, Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton, Kylie Minogue, Richard Humptey Vision, Madonna, Paul Oakenfold, Ozzy Osbourne, Aerosmith, Bad Religion, POWERMAN5000, Tommy Lee, KISS, POISON, the Scorpions, CREED, Collective Soul, Alice in Chains, BUSH, EVE6, Oasis, Greenday(back in the day), Rolling Stones, RHCP, portishead, Tupac, Master P, Warren G, Baxter, Bubba Sparks, Fat Joe, Snoop, Jermaine Dupree, Dr.Dre, Ice Cube, Easy E, Lazy Bone, Crazy Bone, DMX, Exhibit, Peter Tosh, Bob Marley, Black Uhruh, Lucky Dube, that other guy that sings that one song that reminds me of...
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Movies:

MATRIX 1,2,3,Nacho Libre,Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift, Last Samurai, Fearless, Unleashed, SAW 1and2, Batman, Kill Bill, O brother Where art thou, Three Kings, BLADE:I,II,II, Jackass: The Movie, Resident Evil, Dead Alive, The Ring, FINAL DESTINATION,Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Braveheart, Old School, Road Trip Pirates of the Caribbean,TROY, GLADIATOR,ALEXANDER the GREAT,Transporter 1 and 2, FightClub,Ultraviolet,AZUMI,The One, SUPERMAN, CLICK,Anchorman, Dumb and Dumberer,Silence of the Lamb,Hannibal, Red Dragon, Exorcist, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,Corky Romano,AMERICAN Pie,Not Another Teen Movie, Scary Movie 1,2,3,4, Torque, Biker Boys, RollerBall,Dogma,KIDS, OCEANS 11 and 12,Hero, Tears of the Sun, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Bourne Identity, American History X, Half Baked, Friday, MI:I,II,III, Donny Darko, Bourne Supremacy, Gone in 60 seconds,ELECTRA,DAREDEVIL,Spiderman, the Hulk,No romantic Krap...PleaaSSee!!!

Television:

Scrubs, CSI, Drew Carey, Americas Most Wanted, Whose Line is it Anyway,Americas Next Top Model, Survivor, South Park,Jackass, North Shore, BOSTON LEGAL, Las Vegas, Orange County, Seinfeld, Married With Children, The Practice, The Apprentice, ROCK STARR,Fear Factor, WWE, TNA, MTV, VH1,LOST,Worlds Apart,The Amazing Race,Ripleys Believe it or Not, MAXX, Tommy Lee goes to College, Viva La Bam, The Family Guy, Simpsons,Malcolm in the Middle, The Office...
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Magic Johnson What's Your Porn Star Name?

Books:

Yeah, right...

Heroes:

The President of Guam
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Silent Ninja
Your Superpower is Super Speed
Your Weakness is Blonde Hair
Your Weapon is Your Blade
Your Mode of Transportation is the Skateboard What's your Superhero Name?/a

My Blog

Evel Knievel to attempt...

Evel Knievel To Attempt Record Bed-Pan Jump In Nursing Home Evel Knievel, the self-styled daredevil who thrilled the country in the late 60s and 70s with death-defying motorcycle jumps, announced p...
Posted by the Ninja Steve on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:28:00 PST

The Wire: Jeff Cesario

SHOCKEY MISTAKEN FOR VARIOUS KILLERS The New York Giants' Jeremy Shockey has combined his "stringy hair and stubble" look with a noticeable limp due to a high ankle sprain.Jeff Cez: Shockey looks li...
Posted by the Ninja Steve on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST

Biblical Scholars Debate...

Biblical Scholars Debate St. Paul's Long-Lost Letter to the Editor GEORGETOWN  An international team of Biblical scholars is investigating a newly discovered text that some experts believe mi...
Posted by the Ninja Steve on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

Bush will open your mail...

Bush Will Open Your Mail, But He Still Can't Read It Bush burning the document he swore to upholdWASHINGTON, D.C  In yet another bold stroke, the Bush Administration stuck out against its fie...
Posted by the Ninja Steve on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

I wouldve done it differently...

I Would Have Executed Hussein Differently, Says Attorney General Gonzales Execution proposal sketch #3 presented to President Bush by Attorney General GonzalezWASHINGTON, D.C.  "I would have ...
Posted by the Ninja Steve on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

Viewer sues after surprise appearance of...

Viewer Sues After Surprise Appearance of John Madden At "Critical Moment" of Porn Video In a surprising twist on the news that some children were discovering porn images on the new John Madden 2007...
Posted by the Ninja Steve on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

First 100 Hours of the...

First 100 hours of the IslamoCongress From: Prexy43 [Bush]To: LiberalJerkwad [Tobin]Subject: Nancy Pelosama bin Laden Man, 2006 started out strong, then the wheels really came off near the end. The ...
Posted by the Ninja Steve on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

Donald Trump's Hair a name contest...

Thursday, January 04, 2007 06:19:33 AM --> **** Begin News **** -->CONTESTSGive Donald Trump's Hair A Name Contest Send us your entry here.. Like it or not, it is something most of us see almost ever...
Posted by the Ninja Steve on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

Schwarzenegger and Yao Ming in...

Schwarzenegger and Yao Ming in Leg-Breaking Frenzy Yao Ming: "It more fun dan Hula Hoop. I break leg of hundred of Vietnamese refugee working illegally in Houston restaurants." Arnold: "Di...
Posted by the Ninja Steve on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

Saddam will be...

Saddam Will Be Remembered for Being Hung and Well Hung BAGHDAD  Saddam Hussein is remembered by the world as a brutal killer of his own people, a clever kidder about WMD, and an incredible lo...
Posted by the Ninja Steve on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:55:00 PST