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Adriana

two out of three ain't bad ;)

About Me

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FUCKIN' CLASSY™:


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ABOUT
ME:

Who am I you ask? I'm no one really. I'm Adriana... Pretty much just your average Joe, living life one day at a time (and enjoying it, I might add.) I'm not really that big of a deal... But I am a cool ass chick. We'll leave it at that.
I swear like a sailor. If you have a problem with that, please proceed to kiss my ass. I pretty much hate everyone and everything. Don't be offended, I hate everyone equally. I'm not very fun, so please do not try to hang out with me. I do not like to go out, so don't ask. No one really likes me, I don't have any friends, just a couple acquaintances.
I don't want to meet people from the internet, especially GUYS . . . BUT if I should so happen to be your 'MySpace friend' and you we should so happen to bump into one another - then so be it.
I am an extremely kick back person, I fucking hate arguing about STUPID shit, and I'm sick drama filled people. If you and your life = drama, please do not include me in it.
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE,
Management
LISTEN UP YOU NASTY ASS FUCKS - Please do not send me messages with nasty perverse comments in them, don't you have any fuckin' manners?!

FUCKIN'
classy


"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show... and see if she likes the goods" ~ Ron Burgundy
:::As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster:::
~IN SICILY, WOMEN ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN SHOTGUNS~

la vita e
BELLA

I'D LIKE
TO MEET:

Some *normal* people

My Interests

FUCKIN' CLASSY™'s
INTERESTS

• a nice glass of VINO
• ancient history
• art & wine festivals
• barbie dolls
• baseball
• beach
• being lazy
• being scared
• boys
• caffeine
• chillin
• cigarette drives @ 4 AM or 4 PM
• clear skies
• colored contacts (i gotta wear 'em anyway!)
• concerts
• coffee
• coronas
• crossword puzzles
• crown royal
• cuban cigars
• dancing
• drinking
• driving around
• dudeboys
• escaping
• espresso
• exaggerating
• expensive vodka
• fashion shows
• frankadore = best broseph that he is one of my "interests"
• friendshiTs
• FUN
• german shepards
• getting wasted
• getting wet
• girls night out
• "hate to hate" relationships
• having fun doing anything
• heart to hearts
• hiding
• italia
• jagermeister
• journalism (all different kinds)
• lake trips
• laughing
• listening to music
• live music
• mafia
• making up words
• men (hah! we can dream too!)
• modeling
• mosh pits
• movie nights
• music in general!
MY FAMILY
• my friends
• my roommates
• nicknames
• overusing catch phrases that are so contagious
• patron
• people
• photos (taking them, OR being IN them)
• piercings
• planning parties
• raging parties
• rain
• reading
• redbull
• road trips
• running
• santa cruz
• secrets (because we all know they're never kept...)
• scrapbooking
• slip and slide
• smoking
• snow
• soccer
• so cal
• sopranos
• sporting events
• staying sober
• staying up all night
• sudoku
• sun
• traveling
• video games
• weddings
• writing

Music:


• 30 Seconds to Mars
• AC/DC
• Acceptance
• AFI
• Akon
• All American Rejects
• Anberlin
• Avenged Sevenfold
• Bayside
• Ben Harper
• Black Eyed Peas
• Bleed the Dream
• Blink 182
• Bloc Party
• Blondie
• Bob Marley
• Bone Thugs & Harmony
• Brand New
• Breaking Benjamin
• Brotha Lynch Hung
• Chiodos
• Christina Aguilera
• Ciara
• Circa Survive
• Coheed and Cambria
• Dashboard Confessional
• Dave Matthews Band
• Death Cab for Cutie
• Def Leppard
• Depeche Mode
• Diddy
• Dredg
• E-40
• Emery
• EMINEM
Fall Out Boy
• Flyleaf
• From First to Last
• Gatsby's American Dream
• Green Day
• Gym Class Heroes
• Hawthorne Heights
• Head Automatica
• Hellogoodbye
• Hit the Lights
• Hollywood Undead
• Incubus
• Jack Johnson
• Jack's Mannequin
• Jamie Foxx
• Jay-Z
• Jimmy Eat World
• Journey
• Justin Timberlake
• Kanye West
• Keith Urban
• Life with Jonas
• Lil Jon
• Ludacris
• Mac Dre
• Mariah Carey
• Maroon 5
• Mickey Avalon
• Minus the Bear
• Motion City Soundtrack
• My Chemical Romance
• Natasha Bedingfield
• Nelly
• Neyo
• Nural
• OneRepublic
• Panic! At the Disco
• Papa Roach
• Paramore
• P!nk
• Punchline
• Quietdrive
• Rascal Flatts
• Recieving Ends of Sirens
• Rise Against
• Saosin
• Saves the Day
• Scary Kids Scaring Kids
• Scorpions
• Secondhand Serenade
• Senses Fail
• Shakira
• Sherwood
• Shiny Toy Guns
• Silverstein
• Slightly Stoopid
• Snoop Dogg
• Spitalfield
• Straylight Run
• Steve Miller Band
• Sublime
• Taking Back Sunday
• The Academy Is...
• The Fray
• The Game
• The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
• The Shins
• The Used
• Trick Daddy
• Twista
• Usher
• Weezer
• Yellowcard

Movies:


• 10 Things I Hate About You
• 40 Year Old Virgin
• Ali G in da House
• Anchorman
• BEERFEST
• Big Daddy
• Billy Maddison
• Black Sheep
• Blow
• Borat
• DICK
• Family Guy: The Stewie Movie
• Garden State
• Godfather
• Goodfellas
• Grandma's Boy
• Grease
• Happy Gilmore
• Harold and Kumar
• Joe Dirt
• Napolean Dynomite
• Old School
• Pirates of the Caribbean
• Rocky, II, III, IV, V, Balboa
• Super Troopers
• Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
• Team America
• Tommy Boy
• Wedding Crashers
• Zoolander

Television:


• American Idol
• Family Guy
• Heroes!!
• House
• MXC
• Nip/Tuck
• Simpsons
• Sopranos
• South Park
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Survivor

Books:


• The Bible

Heroes:


• the teletubbies

FUCKIN' CLASSY™'s
DETAILS



Status: Status: Single
Here for: Here for: Fame, Fortune, Friends
Orientation: Orientation: Saucy
Hometown: Hometown: San Jose, California
Body Type: Body Type: 1'1" / Classy
Ethnicity: Ethnicity: Italian / 100% Sicilian
Religion: Religion: Adrianatologist
Zodiac sign: Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Smoke / Drink: Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
Children: Children: Baby Mama
Education: Education: None
Occupation: Occupation: Dirty Pirate Hooker
Income: Income: Millionaire

My Blog

- PEOPLE WITH PRIVATE PROFILES -

Should NOT be allowed to look at peoples pages that THEY'RE not "friends" with... It's not OK knowing that you're looking at my page, but I can't look at YOURS!!!!!
Posted by Adriana on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

MySpace has taken over the world:: the TRUE story (WARNING: it's a long one...)

I really do love MySpace, and I love all of my friends!!!!!  This shit is just BANANAS and I had to put it out there for you all to read.The following is a true story.  Only the names, dates...
Posted by Adriana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today I sat on the toilet, and yup, I thought of you...

...because you are a peice of SHIT!Poem by: Adriana
Posted by Adriana on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:22:00 PST

this one's for allll the gentlemen...

OK, so i understand, you've got a weiner and yeah it gets a little out of control, but just for the record, WHO PEE'S all over the fuckin' toilet seat?? I have 4 brothers, and of course, I'm the gi...
Posted by Adriana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ONLY the funniest email i ever read :)

Date: Apr 19, 2005 12:03 AM Subject: *single tear* Body: ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: 4 real Date: Apr 18, 2005 2:43 PM She said . . ."We like it SCOOBY DOO...
Posted by Adriana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beer

So does someone wanna help me out here... Why does beer make you have to pee so goddamn much?!?!?!?
Posted by Adriana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thank GOODNESS for people that live around the block :-D

the most exciting thing of my life was being able to walk around the corner to someone's house, who I didn't know lived SO close to me, get drunk, and walk home!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! And I have to than...
Posted by Adriana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Welp, looks like I've got a case of parotitis . . .

WHO IN THE HELL gets parotitis?????
Posted by Adriana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TO ALL MY FRIENDS ~ ESPECIALLY ALCOHOL ... READ THIS:

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even...
Posted by Adriana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YAY for hot guys . . .

. . . and their older *by 10 months* brothers!!! (damn mama must've been getting busy . . .)
Posted by Adriana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST