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The Smoking Platypus

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My Interests

i like to ponder quality and pursue wonderment.

I'd like to meet:

william james sidis, peter murphy, and michael diamond. Robert Pirsig.

Music:

atleast once every twenty-one days you must listen to the entire album "pauls boutique" by the beastie boys. Mickey avalon is a rock star. Trent Reznor makes me go grrr...whenever I need to, thank you for that trent.Mike Patton (Faith No More- Peeping Tom). I think Johnny Cash would have been great to hang out with but I would have brought my own CD's.Mac Lethal, you are a rock star. Rick Rubin has been the soundtrack of my life, thank you ; you are the undisputed producer of choice of platypi everywhere. Tricky. "Too fast for love" was a great album.. i just dont care.. it's true, merry-go-round.. etc.. ghetto boys, Grieves, Soul Servers, CES cru- DANCEMICKEYAVALON
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IF your not listening not listening to the sounds of Kansas City Hip Hop you should- It makes alot of sense for hip hop to find its new spotlight here, no rims- bullets only if you use them to smoke with. But dont start thinking its weakness- strength comes from within- Soul has returned to Hip Hop, and its great to be home.

Movies:

usual suspects - yellow submarine -gift - Fresh - true romance, wild at heart, the jerk. what the bleep do we know? Office Space. Highlander. A clockwork orange. Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Orange County. sid and nancy. "Buying The Cow" .FRESH. metropolis. highlander (the 1st one) . MArtin Lawrence "you so crazy" stand up -is tastee fresh. Seven. Logans Run. Superbad, awesome- seriously..thanks to whoever is responsible for that.

Television:

adam horowitz michael diamond adam yaunch

Books:

wittgenstein, pirsig, colin wilson- ritual in the dark. the stranger by camus. american psycho. The giving tree. Varities of religous experience. trout fishing in america. breakfast of champions. Junky. vienna circle. alan warner. Choose your own adventure. Stranger in a strange land. The alchemist. addiction is a choice. the diseasing of america. Catcher in the rye. The Celestine Prophecy. LILA by robert pirsig is my favorite book

Heroes:

lassie and sid vicious

My Blog

The CandyFlip

the flip goes and goes 28     We are attempting an inventory of the pills. "How many have you eaten?" I ask. "How many have YOU eaten." comes back So we ate some, we sold some, then we at...
Posted by The Smoking Platypus on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:13:00 PST

Paris Stops Olympic Torch, Starts a Fire

                         I have written several blogs about the Olympics and the Chinese Governm...
Posted by The Smoking Platypus on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:17:00 PST

Mac Lethal/Grieves/DJ SKU- show this friday april 4th!!

Okay, The Smoking Platypus is going to return to Westport- I had all but abandoned the former area- my former playground, my nest of folk lore and chemical abuse memories- I have avoided it- it had ch...
Posted by The Smoking Platypus on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:58:00 PST

display recently deleted friends?

i would like to say," hey tom!", or "T-dog!" please add a new feature where i can view people who have removed me from ther friends list, put double captch-ka-ka but still would like to annoy, challen...
Posted by The Smoking Platypus on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:50:00 PST

Olympic Committe hates Tibetan Monks

The Olympic Committee President believes that gold medals and endorsements deals are more important than tibetan monks? Yes.. In an arrogant show of blind-foald mentality that the world has been givin...
Posted by The Smoking Platypus on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:19:00 PST

dr drew, messiah or snake oil salesman?

so i am watching the Celebrity Rehab "reunion" show and it is just so very painful, "Thank You Doctor Drew for saving me from my disease!" Dr Screw would explain, "Its like if I told you you had cance...
Posted by The Smoking Platypus on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:07:00 PST

Icebergs are OKAY!!! Gore not so much

  The founder of the Weather Channel wants to sue Al Gore for fraud, hoping a legal debate will settle the global-warming debate once and for all. John Coleman, who founded the cable network in 1...
Posted by The Smoking Platypus on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:48:00 PST

chapter 21

The house at 1018 Merck street has cars in the front yard. We park a street over and walk. On the curb in front of the house sits a person staring straight ahead. The person has long legs leading int...
Posted by The Smoking Platypus on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:51:00 PST

superstar

"Superstar" - lupe fiasco   (ft. Matthew Santos)[normal Chorus:]If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh ye...
Posted by The Smoking Platypus on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:34:00 PST

Listen to "Apes & Androids" / If Queen sold radiohead better drugs...

Okay, you should listen to "Apes and Androids" they are a great big bang of synthesizer guitar rock that will make you remember when you loved grand ideas of people who play instruments and have stage...
Posted by The Smoking Platypus on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:11:00 PST