Kissing? |
Belly up in slop says
your gun tastes of kissing
Chasing tomorrow says:
?
Belly up in slop says:
...did i say something unusual?
Chasing tomorrow says:
"your gun tastes of kissing"
Belly up in slop s...
Posted by Mr Bojangles on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:44:00 PST |
Vegetarians |
Ever get the feeling that vegetarians consider themselves morally superior to you? Like they think that not eating meat makes them so special that their shit doesn't stink? As if when someone stops ea...
Posted by Mr Bojangles on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:06:00 PST |
The Awesome |
"The Awesome"
Stand at the top of a tall structure and make sure that there is something relatively soft such as grass, or a sleeping fat person, below. You should preferably be on the edge of some ki...
Posted by Mr Bojangles on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:11:00 PST |
Homeless |
The news recently reported that hobo killings in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Britain and America are on the rise among teenagers. For entertainment, t...
Posted by Mr Bojangles on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:40:00 PST |
Gingers |
Righto, well, obviously, this blog has already put me in a moral dilemma. Do I defend my kind from those who torment our orangey-goodness? Or do I side with most of society and make fun of the fact th...
Posted by Mr Bojangles on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:55:00 PST |
Scenesters and Scene |
Scene
Being a part of your city's scene means you go to the shows of local bands, but rarely actually go inside the venue. You would rather instead, stand outside of the venue being 'sce...
Posted by Mr Bojangles on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:08:00 PST |
This should be a bulletin, but it's too long, so it's not! POW |
This blog is too inoffensive and short to be a normal blog of mine; it's really more of an extended bulletin. I thought that I'd post it as a blog however, as you wouldn't read the bulletin, but (obvi...
Posted by Mr Bojangles on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:29:00 PST |
Christians and Christianity |
"When I was younger, I heard thunder and thought God was mad at me, now I know he's just killing gay people."
Christians
An overly zealous Christ fangroup; Ch...
Posted by Mr Bojangles on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:14:00 PST |
Che Guevara Lives. |
In defiance of both history books and the laws of nature, Ernesto Che Guevara has been found alive and working as a taxidermist near Heathrow, London. Mr. Guevara is not living under an assumed n...
Posted by Mr Bojangles on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST |
The Petrol Debate |
Ahoy Folks, welcome to Day 1 of my (soon to be) largely naff blog.
Just to let readers know, i don't mean to be crude or offensive, it's just easier to type if i do.
I was stumped for something to moa...
Posted by Mr Bojangles on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:12:00 PST |
