Men. Lollipops. Books by Nabavcov. Riding in cars with boys. Mary Kate Olsen.
Men over the age of 35. Preferably teachers.
Tweet. Chris Issaac. Usher. Missy Eliot. T.S. Eliot.
LOLITA!!! That's it.
CNN. Where the oldies fuck the goodies.
LOLITA THE BOOK!
LOLITA!!! The person!!!