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About Me

What is Lobster Head? Well, yes, Lobster Head is a band but that barely scratches the surface. Lobster Head is a lifestyle and a way of looking at the world. Lobster Head is not a joke-band. Although Lobster Head uses humor to illustrate its points, and Lobster Head is made up of the three funniest (and most handsome) gentlemen on earth, Lobster Head takes this shit seriously. Fucking right! Proper grammar is not important to Lobster Head, for, in time, the universe will see that Lobster Head is, in fact, perfect grammar. Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes. Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space. Lobster Head is the Ying to your Yang (or you can be the Ying, Lobster Head really doesn't give a flying fuck.) Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Although Lobster Head first presented itself to this dimension on the glorious night of November 21st 2007, Lobster Head has always, and will always be. Lobster Head is a baby's first smile, and the first bicep Jeffery Daumer ever ate. Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate. To quote Dr. Egon Spengler, "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." This is what a human's first experience of Lobster Head is often like. Yes, Lobster Head is total protonic reversal. The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place. Finally, why "Gimme Drank?" Well, shout it out loud and all of your questions will be answered. LH4eva

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Member Since: 12/5/2007
Band Website: Your Mom.
Band Members: Danny, James and Tyler.
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Sounds Like: Drank?
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The day Billy Gates just fucking quit.

I just watched a video demo of the new version of Billy Gate's bomb ass OS, Windows 7. They showed a guy manipulating photos which his two fingers on the screen!?!?!?! Holy fucking shit!?!?!?! How ...
Posted by Lobster Head on Wed, 28 May 2008 12:01:00 PST

FDS

Its funny how things even. But even funnier how things tend to work out. i was hanging out with a friend of mine, Puddy Tad Ashworthy, and we got to thinkin. See, everybody wants to be with me and Tad...
Posted by Lobster Head on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PST

The Hat

Some people may say "hey, you guys are that band with that (awesome) hat." But I would say to them that we are more than just a band with that (awesome) hat. There's something under that hat, guy, a...
Posted by Lobster Head on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:26:00 PST

Things Even Out.

Ok, so this isn’t LH, but its so fucking funny. Its by Jack Handy and was in the New Yorker. Enjoy.Things tend to even out. Religion, some people say, has caused wars and fighting. Yes, but it...
Posted by Lobster Head on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:27:00 PST

Jenkem

Wow, so jenkem huh? If Lobster Head were a drug, it would probably be jenkem, but with out the persistent shit taste which may last several days. Lobster Head has a persistent taste closer to that t...
Posted by Lobster Head on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:29:00 PST

Cloverfield

If the cloverfield monster was a band, it would pretty much be like Lobster Head. I mean, just like Lobster Head, that monster is really bad ass and totally fucks shit up. It's also huge and pretty ...
Posted by Lobster Head on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:15:00 PST

Viva la Revolucion de Lobsterhead

So depending on which of the three pieces of Lobsterhead you happen to be, you may be doing one of three things right now. Those three things are, in no specific order: Sleeping (til around 4 or...
Posted by Lobster Head on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:05:00 PST