Todd

I'm Todd. You're not. I am a career drinker/dancer/bum and have some amazing colleagues. Snakey, my oldest and most trusted friend (except around girls, hence the name) a great guy who would be even more awesome if he would onl listen to me a little more. You're going to have to cork it Maverick! Matty K, the ginger ninja. He will kick your ass if you fuck with him. And he'll use a chair to do it. L Rock. This guy is so tough, he's not scared of anything. He hunts lions and stuff. And is brave enough to put up with K Pop on a regular basis. The guy must have a huge set. Still there is no bigger goon junkie than K Pop and for that she commands my respect. Zac is just a smelly black guy who shows up occasionally. And Elyse used to be cool, but no more. Scotty D, one of the old school crew. Man we had some awesome times, like when Zac's shoe got stuck in the mud at Jamberoo, I'm pretty sure I'll never laugh that hard again. Or when I would come to your house on any given night of the week and get absolutely plastered with you, and I could talk about that time at the pub and we walked with those girls but that is a downhill story. Alyce, she is constantly mean to me and I'm pretty sure she holds the world record for kicking one person the most times in one night after the abuse I copped at Mark's 18th. Kate, my pirate assisstant and first mate, I would definitely stab her with my sword (nice and dirty just for you Kate). And finally Sarah, she's my illiterate friend and I'm currently in the process of teaching her English, slow learner though. Luckily she drives me everywhere which is awesome of her. Sarah is the first person to ever whine about me being nice, seriously who whinges about someone being nice to them? I think she's a lesbian and want's me to fit in to her 'men are assholes' mould, but it's frustrating because I'm pretty much awesome. I also have one sibling named Vanessa. She's a pretty hard partier and a fairly kick ass person, but if you catch her on her angry it's best just to walk away because she is an absolute psycho, plus she takes for granted all the favours i do her. Apart from that you couldn't ask for a btter sibling, unless you were asking for me. There are probably a billion others that I've forgotten (yes, I'm that popular) and to you I apologise. In short I will accept any challenge from anyone who thinks they can out drink me, as long as they shout.