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Trooper Saint John

goddlewis

About Me

I'm a pretty easy going guy - until I get upset or totally into something. Then I can get carried away. I love and respect all my friends - they're family to me, and I treat them like such. I go to San Francisco State University in Los Angeles (just kidding - in San Fran) and am studying Literature and Creative Writing, though I am currently on a year-long hiatus. I also live in San Fran with six of my good friends - we jam out on a daily basis. I play bass and drums, and am now starting to study the piano with my good friend/house mate Stevie. I love a good groove. I love to party, but as I'm getting older, I've been limiting myself to weekends. That's not to say I won't tear it up during the week - it's just that when it becomes a habit (as it was, and could totally be again), it become s a detriment to me, physically, mentally, and academically. Balance is everything!

My Interests

Reading, Writing, Beer, Bong Loads, Hallucinogens, A Game of Thrones card game, researching various things I find interesting, Jedi Knights, Comic Books, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Fantasy, RPGs, Squaresoft, The Wild West, Medieval times, Knights, Dragons, Zen, Taoism, and other Eastern Philosophies, Western Religions and Philosophies, Music, Bass, Drums, Groove, Stephen King, Flogging Molly shows, Toronado (the bar, not the car nor the guitar), History, Ancient Rome, the Moon (looking at it and one day going there to do a radio broadcast and just kick it), the Universal oneness, order and chaos, Star Wars, Star Wars Battlefront II, Raiden

I'd like to meet:

Stephen King, Clint Eastwood, Daita, Krist Novoselic, Masashi Kishimoto, Dr. Octagon, Chris Wood, Hatake Kakashi, Han Solo, Master Yoda, Master Windu, Mike Dirnt, Lindsay Lohan, Boba Fett, James Jamerson, Malcolm X, Dr. Martin Luther KingLive, November 6, 1996at the Great Western Forum in Inglewood CA,Dr. Octagonecologyst and Chewbacca Uncircumcisedperform with Kurt Cobain and Roger from Zapp.The plane managed to land, the skeleton at the controlsA place called the Twilight Zone.Are extraterrestrials able to accomplish this?I will explain, but you'd become more puzzled at the possibilitiesEarth ending trilogies, wacky stuff,Like gas passing dinosaurs.While I stroll in circles blindfolded,Gave a lady some wrinkle cream out of rat poop.You might just laugh so hard your skull cracks,Brain spills thick blood shooting out like a champagne cork.Females so horny and mean, sucking scales off of live rattlesnakes.My boy gave his girl money for groceries; she got a new hairdo.Women like this could even make the devil commit suicide,hung from a tree in Johannesburg with no parachute.Bigfoot captured by UFOs.Haloes were found at the landing site.Vanishing victims kept alive on metal examining tables.Experts baffled they could survive the caustic exposure to laser scalpels.Green Berets growing goat heads in mechanical wombs.Radioactive, constant temperature, circular appendagesCripples star ship sending distress signals:We're not alone in the Twilight Zone…RRRRRRRGGGHHHHRR…Yes, you have met the dangerous two hundred and eight year old Uncle of Dr. Octagon.I myself, Mr. Gerbik, Half-shark, half-man, with skin like alligator,Carrying a dead walrus.Check it.With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue,Yellow sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac.My skin turn orange and green in the limousinePeople think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline.Underwater I breathe religious on my sleeve,Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card.Three alligators behind me, feel my skin, I saw aTransvestites, and people watch space parasites.I left his head in the store, legs in the street,Body on Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet.L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me.I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow.People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird.I was born this way, halfsharkalligator…Is he weird??It's morning, 7 o' clock, you at my clinicIt's me your orthopedic gynocologyst.You're looking pretty and fine, go 'head, blow my mindGirl what's wrong? Come here, let me take a look.You say you got burned, your man shoulda wore a rubber,What type of partners you had, and who's your first lover?He never turned you around, showed you doggy style?We got some things in common, honey, let's talk a while.Did he lick you there? Percolate your atmosphere?I got a mask at home; boots and some leather gear.How 'bout me and you in black? I'm hittin' from the back, tellin' my face in your juicy brown booty.I'm the master of the splits. Let me do my duty.Girl let me touch you…- The Doctor

Music:

Siam Shade, X-Japan, Insignia, Antarctica, Weezer, Dr. Octagon, Sublime, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Nirvana, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Rye Coalition, Iron Maiden, Bad Religion, Green Day, Sads, Motown (especially The Funk Brothers), Classical, NoFX, The Toadies, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, The Donnas, Ennio Morricone, Luna Sea, AC/DC, Codroid, City of the Asleep, Del, Daita, Miles Davis, Medeski, Martin & Wood, Yesterday's New Quintet, Dan The Automator, Talking Heads, Herbie Hancock, Mahavishnu Orchestra, 3 Nug Oz., Isotope 217, Modinha, The Molsdinha Group, The Virgin Suite, Staircase, Ellipsis, Hooray for the Post Office, Last Man Standing, Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel, Good Religion, Snuhgoogluhrrrrrrrraingg, Sex (With Jon), Flogging Molly, The Bad Plus, Jazz, Freestyle Jams, Mos Def, Michael Jackson, Billy Idol, Prince, Aretha Franklin, Biggie, Tupac, Radiohead, Dance Beats, Dead Kennedys, Cake, M.I.A., Red Hot Chili Peppers, Eric Dolphy, John Coltrane, Beck, Dr. Dre, Beastie Boys, Sonic Youth, Thelonius Monk, The Mars Volta, Parliament, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, Weird Al Yankovic, Battlehooch, James Brown, The Minutemen, Sonny Terry & Brownie McGee, Albert King, T-Bone Walker, Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Jimmy Smith, Headhunters, Stevie Wonder, Iggy & The Stooges, Daddy Crimbo

Movies:

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, Unforgiven, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Star Wars Trilogy, The Shawshank Redemption, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Animal House, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, A Christmas Story, Half Baked, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Predator, The Usual Suspects, Super Troopers, SubUrbia, Ghost in the Shell, Akira, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Enter the Dragon, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Euro Trip, The NeverEnding Story, The Road Warrior, The Goonies, Pulp Fiction, The Die Hard Trilogy, In The Army Now, The Man With The Screaming Brain, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Mystery Men, The Goonies, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, Clockwork Orange, Toy Story, Kill Bill volumes I and II, Ninja Scroll, The Ping Pong Club (all episodes, of course!), Wedding Crashers (Uncorked Edition), Space Balls, Bubble Boy, Standing in the Shadows of Motown, We Jam Econo

Television:

History Channel, ScFi Channel, Court TV, Cartoon Network (Adult Swim), Comedy Central, Fox News (for its unbiased look at the world, for being totally devoid of politics, and for being the pinnacle of family and moral values)

Books:

The Dark Tower, The Stand, The Talisman, Blackhouse, Eyes of the Dragon, Cell, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Dune Chronicles, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ishmael, Lord of the Rings, The Vampire Chronicles, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels, The Wheel of Time, Watership Down, Naruto, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, Just a Pilgrim, The Castle in the Attic, The Battle for the Castle, The Hardy Boys, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, America (A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction), Iliad, Odyssey, Ishmael, A Language Older Than Words, The Joy Luck Club, Jurassic Park, Hellboy, Star Wars Tales, The Bounty Hunter Wars trilogy, The Chicago Manual of Style 14th Edition, The Dictionary, The Thesaurus, Bone, The Tao of Pooh, The Alienist, Fried Green Tomatoes, Standing in the Shadows of Motown, Come As You Are, Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, Metamorphoses, Brave New World, 1984, Labyrinths, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, 30 Years of the Beast, Miles

Heroes:

Erock, Dr. Justlab J, all the playas at tha Fair Grounds (aka The Position), and James Jamerson