Learning the ways of the Taliban, so we can infiltrate their cells, blend in and then kill them.
We'd like to meet all the terrorists in this world, so we can slit all their fucking throats!
We are not beauty queens, so we're not wishing for world peace... But damnit! Kill all those fucking terrorists!Also, we'd also like to meet 5 drunk horny chicks and a midget (male or female) just for one fucked up night of hot sex and Chinese checkers. (we'll supply the tube socks)
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Anything that will get hot chicks naked.But Country, Rock, Reggae, Folk Rock and Southern Rock are our favorites.
Talladega Nights, Super Troopers, Porn, Super Bad, Accepted, Porn, Space Balls, American History X, Adult Videos, Bambi, Flight of the Navigator and OF COURSE... Your moms amature videos in which we are both apart of.
This is an ongoing battle.... Jason likes HDTV and I prefer Flat Panel Plasmas.
Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler and anything that is written in English and has nothing to do with the fucking Koran.
Military Men and Women, Fire Fighters, EMS,Police Officers and Those crazy fucks that do private contract killing...as long as they are killing those dumb fucks that make our world a bad place to live....