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Dramatron

'You give that dollar to Jesus. He's poor, he needs it.' - Auntie Patty

About Me

My fish died!

My Interests


I'm interested in experiments. Not like scientific experiments, but ones I come up with for myself. Like, what will happen if I go to an oxygen bar and mess with the valves when no one is looking? The answer to that is nothing, you can just smell multiple scents. And it isn't pure oxygen anyway, it's just air. Another experiment was, will my hair have a natural cleansing cycle if I don't wash it this whole week that I'm in this bad production of Die Fledermaus dressed as a newsy? Of course, the end result was that I had Gobo Fraggle hair that smelled funny and was super oily and gross. I also did one where I dared myself to sign up for plasma donation. And then I went purposely once when my blood sugar was low to see what would happen. It's not like I'm charting responses here, people. I'm just testing weird stuff for the fun of it. Not much harm, not really any foul. Except for a little bit because plasma donation makes your veins gross and you taste metal when they put your blood back in, that's pretty foul - if you ask me.

I'd like to meet:


Please don't touch me on the bus!

Music:


Basically anything that is so shitty that it becomes golden. I love pop music like ABBA and Ace of Base (basically anything from Sweden passes - like Roxette). I also listen to trip-hop, jazz, classical, experimental electronic music, and really absolutely terrible hip-hop. I'm fascinated with computers and technology, so I easily fall in love with music created on a computer. Or even heavily produced shit. I should have been born a robot.

Movies:


-City of God
-The Bad Seed (I love children who kill other children with TAP SHOES!!!)
-The Last Unicorn
-Quills
-Amelie
-The Royal Tenenbaums
-I Married a Witch
-Saved
-Clash of the Titans
-Y Tu Mama Tambien
-Princess Mononoke
-Rushmore
-Heavenly Creatures
-Sparticus
-2001: A Space Odyssey
-My Neighbor Totoro
-pretty much any movie with Audrey Hepburn

Television:


I am a tv-aholic. I don't know why, but I always was. Plus, with my memory, I remember a good portion of the things I absorb from it. For me, watching tv is a learning experience, I am taking in all that information and I will use it again. I love the History Channel, Discovery, Vh1 and MTV and E Channel and Bravo (all of those because I don't understand people and watching people on reality shows makes me understand how people interact), and I've even watched the two Asian channels because who doesn't love seeing a Vietnamese pop video where the loincloth-clad singer is running through a field of tall grass to find his lover and lay her on a blanket and sing softly until she is in so much ecstasy that they don't even NEED sex. I mean, come ON! I don't see why people say tv is evil. When you write evil backwards, it spells live. LIVE! Don't you get it, tv gives you new life!!

Books:


I read all the time, nonstop. Classics, non-fiction, poetry, children's novels, even thesauri and reference materials. I'm a junkie for the writted word.

Heroes:


Glinka. Magritte. And the people in my dreams. Specifically, HAL (the computer).

My Blog

Super fantastic weekend magic!

In about an hour and a half, I'll be whisked away by my mom and sister to a whirlwind weekend vacation in San Diego.  We're going to Mission Beach.  This was a trip my dad was planning to go...
Posted by Dramatron on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST

News stickers my beautiful face!

I am so tired this morning.  It's like that kind of exhaustion where you're almost hallucinating but not really, and everything is really damn funny.  Especially junk mail with strings of no...
Posted by Dramatron on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:53:00 PST

Brianna Njaa, my BEST friend

Today is Thursday which means I'm going to write a blog about my best friend.  My best friend is named Brianna.  She has a boyfriend who I haven't met because he lives in Texas but they went...
Posted by Dramatron on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST

Family Story 1 - Tang

So, I had this aunt and her name was Albertine.  She was actually a great aunt, but in my family that doesn't matter so she was just an aunt.  Albertine never went by her first nam...
Posted by Dramatron on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:03:00 PST

For my favorite person,

Dear "Stranded Girl", We both know the straight shit - you aren't stranded.  You wear better clothes than I do usually.  You may not be dressed up, but hell, you're wearing nice jeans,&...
Posted by Dramatron on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:32:00 PST

I'm so real that it'll blow your face off

Do you know what's nice?  Knowing that my parents don't give a shit what anyone thinks about me.  Sure, they're hard on me and we fight alot, but nothing beats knowing that my mom will think...
Posted by Dramatron on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:42:00 PST

Meeting notes:

Bri and I took some notes at the all staff meeting.  I have here compiled our genius ideas (and a few from our coworker Bunny). SAFETY!!! Danger, danger! - Look for purple guns - or polka dotted ...
Posted by Dramatron on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 03:30:00 PST

So grazaducated, biatchery!

In celebration of finally finishing the project from hell (i.e. the one where everything was stolen and then some other bad shit happened), being done with school after not ever having a break since I...
Posted by Dramatron on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 05:00:00 PST

me, lumber, and some malt liquor

After two cans of Sparks, a PBR, and enough second-hand smoke to kill a malformed toddler yesterday on Lakeway with Autumn et al, I unsettlingly dreamed last night of lumber.  I was sober when I ...
Posted by Dramatron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tear out my eardrums please!

Will someone help me remove the part of my brain that gets the crappy songs stuck in it?  For the past two days, I've had the lame stereotypical anti-fight song "girl fight" stuck in my head.&nbs...
Posted by Dramatron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST