Considering I'm not 20 anymore or a student or obsessed with my singing halloween pussy decoration I thought I'd do what any reasonable person would do get ready for work since I gotta leave in half hour then I remembered I don't have a job (ha ha that would be funny and something) I do have a job but since I'm not reasonable by any means except I'm reasonably unreasonable I'm update my ever so important myspace about me. Here goes aww fuck it already left. I could do this for hours you know what else I could do for hours? myself. I wish don't have the stamina I used to when I was 20 like 1 month ago. Yeah I'm 21 I get to legally own a gun! See it makes no sense to me on the very same day I can legally purchase a gun I can procede to get all liquored up and be told in a bar that I cannot indulge in a ciggarette. FUCK THIS SMOKING BAN FUCK YOU IF YOU ARE A NON SMOKER I HATE YOU AND YOUR "OH MY GOD SMOKING IS BAD" ATTITUDE. when i see you I'm gonna fuck you up k? If you don't like my mother fucking second hand smoke don't fucking breathe. Smoking is my one true pure pleasure that has ALWAYS through thick and thin has been there for me and you dick wads can't handle that! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY I CAN'T SMOKE AT A BAR I CAN'T SMOKE AT WORK I CAN'T SMOKE AT THE STORE I CAN'T SMOKE AT THE BOWLING ALLEY THE STRIP CLUB I CAN'T SMOKE IN SCHOOL I CAN'T SMOKE AT THE HOSPITAL I CAN'T SMOKE IN BOULDER I CAN'T SMOKE AT A RESTRAUNT. WHICH RESOULTS IN I DON'T GO TO BARS I HATE MY JOB I ORDER WHAT I NEED OFF THE INTERNET I DON'T GO BOWLING I DON'T GO STRIPPING I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL I HATE DOCTORS EXPECIALLY HOSPITAL DOCTORS AND WELL I GUESS THAT I NEVER WAS ALLOWED TO SMOKE AT THE HOSPITAL BUT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AND STILL SHOULD BE ALLOWED I DON'T GO TO BOULDER AND I NO LONGER EAT. SEE THIS SMOKING BAN IS KILLLING I'M DYING. But I could talk about that all day and night I even made shirts. Okay where was I oh yeah I'm home still. I have a wonderful little boy. He's three I love him to pieces but man do i hate other kids always have. I'm not a doctor, I don't have patience. Okay I don't hate kids I just don't like em we really don't have anything in common and using words like fuck shit piss ant fuck head faggot twat cunt and etc... is REALLY looked down upon when there are "little ears" around. Fuck that. But I love my baby and I love being a single parent cause I decide everything and sense I feel that I have better judgement than everyone and anyone that's a good thing.
Well I better wrap this up and get my naked ass to work oh yeah I am proud of myself I really hate needles and pain but I didn't fag out yesterday i got my 'hood' pierced but not before having an VERY awkward conversation at macco in which i found out that getting your hood pierced has NOTHING to do with your car. So I'll break it down for you
I'm 21 (huh I just almost put 19 out until I realized I'm not)
I love to talk, talk shit, talk shit about your mom etch.
I also love my kid, my car, myself (physically atleast once a night), I love to laugh, I love hookers just kidding, i love honesty! I love music, information I love to learn even stupid shit, I also enjoy tanning, being lazy, SMOKING how could i forget i love smoking and genuinely GOOD people.
I hate narcs, snitches, churches, my parents, crack, disrepectfulness, liars, smoking bans, and BAD people, oh let's not forget cats i hate cats, bad drivers which is pretty much anyone other than myself, showering, the old lady at walmart and you know who you are it's not funny anymore in over a year ever time i go to walmart in the wee hours of the morning and shop and go to leave after paying for my items have i once had anything that was not on my reciept? NO bitch find a new hobby yeah my door swings both ways but your fucking older that dirt get me off me. The end-- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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Sloth
You are lazy and love to lounge around.
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