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As it stands plan B is to keep on Given'R.

About Me


I got this Sexy Comment from CommentsDump.com!
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MY NAME IS RYAN AND I'M LIVIN THE AMERICAN DREAM... I'M AN ASPIRING PORNSTAR, I THINK I'M GOING TO TRY AND MAKE A ADULT WEB PAGE FIRST THEN MAYBE GET ENOUGH MONEY TO HEAD OFF TO HOLLYWOOD AND BECOME A BIG TIME PORNSTAR...BRAKE FLUID MIXED WITH CLOROX MAKES SMOKE, AND LOTS OF IT!! I LIKE TO SIP ON SIZZURP, I LOVE DRIVING BACKWARDS IN THE FOG, BECAUSE IT DOSEN'T REMIND ME OF ANYTHING... I LIKE MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID, IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD....I WOULD HAVE TO CLASSIFY MYSELF AS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THAT THIS WORLD HAS TO OFFER, ALONG WITH FRENCH TOAST AND NBA JAM FOR SUPER NINTENDO...I'M ALSO A STRONG SUPPORTER OF NERD PERSECUTION
NOTICE THE THONG ON MY BOYS HEAD
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY PEACE LOVE AND SEX... NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You? FREAKIN RAD J-LO GLASSES AND WHATS LEFT OF A GALLON SCREWDRIVER I'm told that a few of us are intoxicated in the picture belowI LOVE ASIAN WOMEN/SLUTS/WHORES. PLUS THEIR VAGINAS ARE SIDEWAYS! .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I DID THIS IN COLLEGE 1 2 3 4 GHOST FLAMES CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO SEE THEM BETTER

I'd like to meet:

AMERICAS HERO HANK WILLIAMS JR, DAVID SPADE CAPTIN MORGAN AND ANY LOVELY LADIES THAT LIKE TO GO OUT AND HAVE A RIDICULOUSLY AWSOME TIME...I WOULD ALSOLIKE TO MEET PEOPLE WHO'S EYES DON'T GLAZE OVER WITH CONFUSION AFTER I SAY SOMTHING THEN IS EXTREAMLY SARCASTIC. THIS GIRL WOULD BE NICE TO MEET TOO I GUESS.

.. . . THIS IS MY NUMBER ONE ALL TIME FAVORITE PICTURE BELOW!

I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE DRUNK BUT WHO KNOWS.
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You? THIS PICTURE GIVES ME AN ERECTION EVERY TIME I SEE IT, SO I THOUGHT I'D SHARE IT WITH MY FRIENDS! My last name is Lisher and I'm German theres a better then average chance that this beer is named after me.

Music:

Country, Rock, Butt Rock and Rap. To name a few... Garth Brooks, Hank Williams Jr., Johnny Cash, Willy Nelson, Kenny Chesney, Merle Haggard, Rascal Flatts, Blake Shellton, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Dierks Bentley, Brad Paisley, Sublime, Slipknot, 311, Nirvana, Green Day, Modest Mouse, Audioslave, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Killers, The Darkness, Marilyn Manson, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Kaiser Chiefs, Tom Petty, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Warrant, Guns and Roses, ACDC, The Eagles, Queen, Led Zepplin, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, Ludicris, Eminem, Chingy, Young Jeezy, Rehab, Ying Yang Twins, Icp, Three Six Mafia... Plenty more where that came from, but I think my favorite has to be Stereo Angel and Eversoul these are my cusins and I like to touch their boobies.

Movies:

Clerks 1 and 2, Man On Fire, Joe Dirt, Rambo First Blood I, II, III, Uncle Buck, Team America (fuck yeah), Butterfly Effect, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Goonies, American History X, Napoleon Dynamite, The first five rocky's, the last ones not bad either and Varsity blues (GO PACK GO PACK GO PACK These are a few of the piercings I've done myself, when I'm bored at home.

Television:

Gonzaga basketball, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Real world, Cmt. .. Is it weird that I still get a boner every time I see a picture of Kelly Kapowski?

Books:

Book Free.
THIS IS MY UNCLE DON Me being tough and I mean real tough. Codi and I big timing it bigger then life itself. T-Bird putting the downs too another brewhaski.

Heroes:

JOHN WAYNE, JOHNNY CASH, CHUCK NORRIS, RON JERMEY, LARRY BIRD AND MR. T HIMSELF. Bret and I being two bad ass muthas that don't take crap off of nobody. A must have book!

My Blog

Kinky???

I hope this blog can compair to my first, this one also came from the heart. So there I was getting home from a party around 3:15am. After 15 straight hours of hard drinking and being around smoke. I ...
Posted by D LISH" on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:06:00 PST

Balls deep.

This is my first my first blog and I wan't it to be special. It was a warm sunday morning. I was returning from a party it's now around 9:38am I'm still alittle bit drunk so I decide that i'm going to...
Posted by D LISH" on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:31:00 PST