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katie [♥]

i'm not who YOU recall anymore.

About Me


katie --
[noun]:
A master of sexual gratification
Born in the Golden State (California)... raised in the bay (area)... went through the motions of growing up called teenage angst... then moved to San Diego for college. Enjoyed the sun (my white ass needs 50!), did some surfing, did even less college. Met some cool people, including military personnel (Slim Slow), lived with my pseudo sistOr and the cat (el diablo), then packed my shit up and drove to Illinois. Yes. I moved for a boy. Living in the western burbs. Met a lot of cool people. Met a douche bag. Chicago. My kind of town. My sentences are short. Some times I end them with prepositions. Tenacious. Sarcastic. Witty. Judgmental. Finished graduate school. Master of Clinical Psychology. Employed. Finally licensed. Been to Europe. Manco il marco ed il suo speedo. Ucciderei per andare di nuovo all'Italia. Love eyeliner. Need mascara and lip gloss. Would die without flip flops and big sunglasses. Miss the beach. Detest boredom. Live for my friends. Hooker. BiOtch. Trouble. C U Next Tuesday. Jive Turkey. MAGS. To name a few. Wish I could see my family more. Say pop instead of coke or soda. Quote movies. Call the zooooo! Make up words and phrases. Yes you like it up your tight fixation. That is peelyrific. Suckadick. My wish is that he is straight and not alternative. Patents pending. Illafornian. Callifanoian. Scorpio. I am loved. The rest is on a need to know basis.
How to make a Katie
Ingredients:
5 parts success
3 parts humour
5 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy!





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My Interests



I enjoy a variety of activities, some of which include sitting in class talking shit about everyone with Lirpa and Crackalackin, being stuck in traffic with Jaclyn in the LBC screaming STUPIFIED at the top of our lungs, MY NEE NEE, making up songs with Kevin, taking sweedish fish shots on Wednesday nights at Rileys, xXhardcoreXx screaming support for Cystic, driving in the snow, weekly visits to Lenscrafters to have my glasses and/or contacts fixed, having intellectual conversations with my husband-in-law on a variety of topics including gambling, brownies, and vegetables, laughing with Sarah and talking even more shit, NACHO CHEESE!, pointing at sugar on the rims of glasses with my pseudo boyfriend, wrecking homes, driving around the greater chicagoland area looking for Portillos moist and delicious chocolate cake and eating it with my pseudo sister, plotting with James and yelling random letters and numbers at people, my GUINNESS, late night, drunken ramblings with neighbors about camel toes and keeping our fraggles to ourselves, and a variety of other activities I will include later. Please check back often.



I'd like to meet:


...you in your grave.

Music:

punk, alternative, screamo, old school rap, r&b, some of that emo crap, a little pop goes a long way, mm, basically whatever suits my mood... just don't forget the house music!

Movies:

Overpaid actors and such... I support the cause. Unless of course you are Tom Cruise. Yes he likes it up his tight fixation.

Television:

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Books:

Yes. Books. I have a ton. I read a lot for school. Not so much for enjoyment.

Heroes:

I am my own hero... whaddya think about that!?

My Blog

In QUIET response to BILLS blog.

LIMP BIZKIT LYRICS"No Sex"Went too fast way too soon. I feel disgusted and you should to. Its no good when all that's left is the sex. The sex. [Pre chorus]sex has become all I know about you. Memorie...
Posted by katie [♥] on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:36:00 PST

Rain... assholes!

Hi... it is raining outside.  Drive like you have some common sense.  Look out the window when you wake up.  What's that?  Looks like rain?  I had better leave a little earlie...
Posted by katie [♥] on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:51:00 PST

mmmm... boredom.

What Makes You.. by SheBangs12Your name?Your gender?MaleFemaleOtherWhat makes you sexy?Your hairWhat makes you pretty?Your figureWhat makes you loveable?How amazing you areWhat makes you fun?Your quic...
Posted by katie [♥] on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:55:00 PST

...and WHY not?

R0SES ARE RED,Vi0LETS ARE K0RNY,WHEN i THiNK 0F Y0U,0H BABY i GET H0RNY,EAT ME, BEAT ME, BiTE ME, BL0W ME, SUCK ME, FUCK ME, iF Y0U KiSS ME, D0NT BE SASSY, USE UR T0UNGE && MAKE iT NASTY!
Posted by katie [♥] on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:50:00 PST

Lets play HIDE and SEEK.

You hide. I'll pretend to give two shits, and find you.
Posted by katie [♥] on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

If I promise to trust you...

...do you promise to throw it back in my face.   Again?  
Posted by katie [♥] on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:50:00 PST

enough said.

PARENTAL   ADVISORY    KATIE CONTAINSEXPLICIT LYRICS...
Posted by katie [♥] on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:12:00 PST

my new obsession ♥

30 SECONDS TO MARS LYRICS"The Kill"What if I wanted to breakLaugh it all off in your faceWhat would you do? (Oh, oh)What if I fell to the floorCouldn't take all this anymoreWhat would you do, do, do?C...
Posted by katie [♥] on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST

I am YOUR perfect iMpErFeCtIoN...

Creation imperfect--Do you defy this? Could you and your swollen ego fit into my master plan for failure? I take the shame to heart and lock it away in a place thats sees not the light of day.I will u...
Posted by katie [♥] on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:22:00 PST

how it really works

First you laugh, then you tell a pretty lie, then you stick your tongues in each others mouths, then you say something really mean and hurtful to eachother, then you go off to find somebody else who w...
Posted by katie [♥] on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:46:00 PST