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M.One:Swagger Royalty Est. 1983

The Swaggerest Of Them All--- I dream in techincolor.

About Me


Miss Mickey http://MissMickeyDotCom.bebo.com/
My girl Iza wore it: I'm just informin ya!: Check me out!!! This print was created by the legendary Huck Gee as part of his newest series of work. My good friend asked me to be the subject of one of the characters and here I am in all my nekkkid booty glory!!

Only 20 made and I got one! The rest are off to England!!! Understand that I WILL blow up but never go pop!



Dating Strengths Dating Weaknesses
1. Adventurousness - 83.3%
2. Varied Interests - 71.4%
3. Spirituality - 69.2%
4. Confidence - 66.7%
5. Appearance - 62.5%
1. Arrogance - 87.5%
2. Vanity - 58.3%
Dating Strengths Explained
Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life.
Varied Interests - You don't limit yourself, and that's a dating asset. Your varied interests make you available and interesting to a wider range of guys.
Spirituality - Your spiritual side brings you peace and balance, and keeps you grounded. This is attractive, as you can help reinforce this quality in other people.
Confidence - You are sure of yourself and confident of your abilities. Displays of confidence go a long way when attracting a date.
Appearance - Despite what some will say, appearance matters in dating. You get high marks on appearance. Just make sure you balance it out with other qualities.
Dating Weaknesses Explained
Arrogance - You are a bit full of yourself. You need to practice a little humility now and then, as arrogance can be a turn-off.
Vanity - Learn to put a lower priority on looks. Appearance is, of course, important, but vanity is undesireable. The only people you will attract are the superficial.
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"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." - Marrianne Williamson
JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them ALL.
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one of the few men in my life... my heart... my soul...fuck with him and ill rip your heart out 0:)
ONLY A LATINA Can cuss a man out, make him feel like crap then make love to him The same night and make him feel like a king.
ONLY A LATINA Wears a burgundy French roll, 3 inch heels and a split up her thigh to work and make it look professional.
ONLY A LATINA Can wear the hell out of spandex.
ONLY A LATINA Can raise a doctor, a world class athlete and an A student in an environment deemed by society as dysfunctional, broken, underprivileged and disenfranchised.
ONLY A LATINA Can heat a whole house in the winter without help from the gas company.
ONLY A LATINA Can go from the boardroom to the barrio and "keep it real" in both places.
ONLY A LATINA Can slap the taste out of your mouth. &! gt;
ONLY A LATINA Can put a LATINO and his non-LATINA date on pins and needles just by walking into the room.
ONLY A LATINA Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion trends.
ONLY A LATINA Can fight two struggles everyday, then come home, make tortillas and make it look easy.
ONLY A LATINA Can make! a child happy on Christmas Day even if he didn't get a damn thing.
ONLY A LATINA Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other races and know that when she dates out of her race it is done out of sincerity not a political move.
ONLY A LATINA Can be 75 years old and look 45.
ONLY A LATINA Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top $$$ for physical features she was already born with.
ONLY A LATINA Can be the mother of civilization...

My Interests

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You scored as Anarchism.

Anarchism


100%

Democrat


83%

Communism


83%

Green


67%

Socialist


58%

Fascism


58%

Nazi


8%

Republican


8%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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People's hilarious comments about me:
  • "Sorry. I was stoned and asking you if you wanted to be my valentine. How pretentious of me. Any cool parties tonight?" - Alonzo of Aztlan Underground 02/14/07 @ 3:00PM Via Myspace
  • "I mean, how did you get to be so big of a home town hero...(i'm not trying to be an asshole or anything)" - Kelly 02/01/07 @ 5:29PM Via Myspace
  • "Miss Mickey you're not only a work of art, you are the canvas that encompasses such beauty...holla!" - Mikey 1/30/07 @ 1:10PM Via Myspace
  • "God was showing off when he made you huh?" - Mikey 01/12/07 @ 1:22PM Via Myspace
  • "a man who properly eats it... makes the rules..." - Plan Dru 12/20/06 @ 2:51PM Via Myspace
  • "That's your new name."rule-maker" Enjoy it :)" - Joe Rogan 12/17/06 @ 9:20PM via Myspace
  • "You should get your own TV show. I'd watch...." -Aztlan Underground 12/12/06 @ 1:48PM via Myspace
  • "hope im the 1st today to say you sure are a banging broad!"- Sunny 12/12/06 @ 1:28PM via Myspace
  • "so its true what they say the girls in whiittier are prettier."- Rudy C. 11/21/06 @ 7:15PM via Myspace
  • "MICKEY!!! YOUR MY FUCKIN GIRL!! fuckin rad!!" -Leroy Jenkins 11/15/06 @ 2AM Via Myspace
  • as I sip my morning coffee which I'm sure someone spit in....I wanted to let you know.......as much as I've seen half nude bootylicious pics of you......You looked straight BEAUTIFUL in your saturday daytime fit......and you had great conversation......so All In all ...as much as I LOVE to HATE....it was a PLEASURE To actually meet you!! - El Toks 11/13/06 @ 9:15AM Via Myspace
  • "you threw a 'whatevers' at me...please take down your agressiveness... it scares me."- Joel of REQ Magazine 11/10/06 @12:35PM via AIM
  • "i know ur hot i've seen u in person!" - Corina 11/09/06 @ 2:15PM Via Myspace
  • "god damn i wanna marry you- but we'll keep our relationship on a buisiness level. hahahaha." -Kenr 11/07/06 Via Myspace.

  • Yes this is me so stop asking:

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    I'd like to meet:

    Any man that looks and acts like this guy:

    the reason I get bubble guts,Xuxa,Omahyra Mota, my next paycheck, my master's degree, my next pair of high heels, the electoral college so I can tell them what a bunch of bitches they are,my winning lotto ticket, my next birthday cake,my future seeds,someone with free plane tickets they wanna give me, truth, anyone who hates Tom Lykis, Bill O'Reilly, President Bush, Condeleeza Rice (basically any of their team players...you get the picture) as much as i do. Oh yea, and this bitch so I can tell her how ridiculous she looks:


    The Homie Palace
    I have a whole bunch of fucking friends.

    PJ: Ride or Die We Fly High

    Lil C:My Mini Me

    Charms: The Male Best Friend

    KrisCut: The Female Best Friend

    Thumps: Mr. Mocolips

    Izadora: My Lady Baby

    Dani: My lady Lover

    Illa: The Baker

    ¢ Monster!: On The Run

    Sev: Mr. No Drips

    Phers1: El Presidente

    Azul: Senor 213

    Nikstas: Jet Fuel Abuser Crew Member

    Dacoury: My Lil Big Brother

    Courts: The Queen Bee

    Cyb: TKO

    Dion: My Baby's Daddy

    Corina: My Baby's Momma

    Remy: "Suck My Dick"

    CmS: The Newest-The Brightest

    El Toks: HATE HATE HATE

    Billy Sanchez: West Coast tha Best Coast

    HTB: Honor The Brand

    Aztlan Underground: Love Is Love

    Sormiggahdel -RBG I.E Familia

    Azadeh - RBG I.E Familia

    Senna - RBG I.E. Familia

    Jaime - RBG I.E Familia

    Kelly - RBG I.E Familia

    Cali: She will eat you

    Wanna see em?

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    Music:



    My biggest fears: Cockroaches, mosquitos, earthquakes, heartbreak...other then that, nothing.
    My Politics (Don't get mad. I'm really nice!):
    Shit that annoys the fuck out of me: People who live in and drive in Beverly Hills, Profile copy cats, Anyone who makes me cry, Bad HTML codes, Lucy's on Pico & La Brea, Almost everyone who shops on La Brea, Court Cases, Mid Day Naps, Listening to Sade when I'm sad, My ex, my other ex, the one before him, Cheaptickets.com, Loving someone who doesn't love you back, Thiefs,Anyone asking me what I hit up, Rape, Forgetting my makeup bag, Valentine's Day, Miscarriages,People fucking with my money, trick bitches, unnecessary drama, Broken nameplate necklaces, girls that make up crews on Myspace and act like their something in real life, snitches,hypocritical Christians(don't get me started), guys who can't kiss, my nosy ass co worker that talks to shit to his wife, minutemen/SOS (GO BACK TO YOUR HOME YOU FUCKS!),People asking me if I'm really from TKO, Myspace spammers, Myspace Phishers trying to get in my account, Paper Doll Gangsters (Stop actin like you hard!), brown nosing crew fuckers, rich people in Beverly Hills that drive like asses cuz they can, photo enforced intersections, remote control freaks, the gentrification of Downtown LA,unprofessional photographers, Myspace login errors, Cops that pull up behind me and run my plate for no damn reason,Mayo, Sprouts in PadThai, bad sex, people that like to talk shit but can't back it up (box or throw rocks?! pick a side bitch!),Dwele's song "Truth," my temporary memory loss due to the arboles...and if your on this list I don't necessarily hate you...but maybe just a lil.
    Things that make me go :) Killa Cali, My mom's dog Lola, Izadora, Chalk, Nickstas, Dahi, Courts, Kristyles, Charms, Lil C, Mocos, My SK3, Road Trips, Thai Iced Teas, enjoying arboles with Lil C and Mocos, being from LA, my web cam, the Hello Kitty store, H&M, Mustard & Relish, my big fat check coming to my bank account real soon, my momma's cooking, ordering unnecessary office supplies, my dad's laugh (shit is infectious!),Marc Jacobs anything, People with more style on the inside then the outside,honesty, Free Gas, dancing, my mom's attempts at shit talking, people that return phone calls, My Acronym Crew,common courtesy, Dope DJ's, Messages from fly ass females respecting other fly ass females: love is love my bitches/real recognize real, respect, DP Sound,text messages that mean something, phone calls cause someone is thinking about another, emails from my momma that are enlightening and annoying at the same time, my gucci sunglasses (R.I.P), my goddaughter Arianna.

    Television:

    I don't watch T.V. but I'm into Lucha mask making with tortillas:

    Books:

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    Heroes:

    These foos: The one that will never leave me (I'll kill for this bitch-No Questions):

    My Blog

    WILL THE REAL CHRIS CHARMING PLEASE STAND UP!

    Ladies and Gentlemen! Please give a round of applause to the screen prints of the individual who stole a shitload of pics from Charms and created their own profile Chris Charming profile!!!! Feel free...
    Posted by M.One:The Original Swagger Royalty Est. 1983 [TKO] on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

    The "Other" question

    *The Million Dollar Question: What are you? My Answer: Any time I meet someone it's always an issue. Doesn't matter if I'm getting hollered at or if I'm getting pulled over by the cops. Someone has t...
    Posted by M.One:The Original Swagger Royalty Est. 1983 [TKO] on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:25:00 PST

    Some cliche shit that made my soul happy this morning.

    I'm re-writing this for my old ass jefe who is a pain in the ass but always has some sort of quirk that makes me manange patience with him. I've got quite a few things on my mind...especially with the...
    Posted by M.One:The Original Swagger Royalty Est. 1983 [TKO] on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:23:00 PST

    It aint my fault.

    My girl Sormeh hit it on the head without even knowing the situation...she just knows me and other women like me.I remember being a pre-teen and noticing that I had no girl friends and couldn't wear p...
    Posted by M.One:The Original Swagger Royalty Est. 1983 [TKO] on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

    Proof I have more fun then you

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    Posted by M.One:The Original Swagger Royalty Est. 1983 [TKO] on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST

    If I could be like Mike...Ohhh I wanna be like Mike!

    Does anyone remember that song? I don't remember the rest of the words but the part I do remember is fitting for the love I found today, flippin through the pages being nosy and shit: http://profile.m...
    Posted by M.One:The Original Swagger Royalty Est. 1983 [TKO] on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:11:00 PST

    A Question for God - The Booty Chronicles

    Since I can remember I've been told to never question GOD for he knows all and is so much the shit that to ask him anything would be outright blasphemy. Now being that I'm as curious as the cat who fi...
    Posted by M.One:The Original Swagger Royalty Est. 1983 [TKO] on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:15:00 PST

    FUCK LA MIGRA!!! HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!

    It's times like these that I wish my site was still up but whatever. Now I have a reason to utilize this stupid Myspace Blog. Trying to keep updated with the things going around these days, I cam...
    Posted by M.One:The Original Swagger Royalty Est. 1983 [TKO] on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:08:00 PST

    What is Swagger and how you can get it.

    I had a certain somebody hit me the other day and tell me they liked me but that I was a lil arrogant. As I read the text message I said to myself " Awwww! How cute!" I replied with "Arrogance skates ...
    Posted by M.One:The Original Swagger Royalty Est. 1983 [TKO] on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:47:00 PST

    No diamonds needed here: READ THIS

    10 reasons why you should never accept a diamong ring From The Ultimate Field Guide to the U.S. Economy,&nbs...
    Posted by M.One:The Original Swagger Royalty Est. 1983 [TKO] on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:31:00 PST