Grandma™

You Are The Magician
You are powerful and wise - beyond what anyone can see.
Deeply complex, you have the resources to connect to the spiritual and material world.
You posses the knowledge to manipulate your life and the lives around you.
You also have a great healing power, should you choose to use it.

Your fortune:

You have unhidden powers that you have yet to tap into.
Soon, you will better understand how to use your intellect and intuition.
Believe it or now, you will discover how you can manipulate yourself and others for good.
You are at the beginning of a path of spiritual enlightenment. What Tarot Card Are You?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Dosha is Kapha
Calm and grounded, you are not prone to mood swings or anger.
However, once you do get angry, it takes a lot to cool you down.
You tend to think a little slower than most people, but your logic is astounding.
Overall, you very loyal and trustworthy. You're not scared of being who you really are.

With friends: You enjoy their company, but often listen more than talk

In love: You crave connection and affection. It's hard for you to be single.

To achieve more balance: Exercise vigorously (especially in the sun) and let go of attachments. What's Your Dosha?
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:

You value loyalty highly.
You're completely devoted to your friends and family.
Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.
Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!

Honesty:

You don't really value honesty.
You do value getting your way, no matter what.
And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem.
A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!)

Generosity:

You value generosity highly.
So much so that you often put your own needs last.
There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart...
But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy.

Humility:

You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them. The Five Factor Values Test
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.

You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.

Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
You Are A Good Friend
You're always willing to listenOr lend a shoulder to cry onYou're there through thick and thinMany people consider you their "best friend"! What Kind of Friend Are You?
You Have Good Karma
In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.Your caring personality really shines through.Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?
You Are From Neptune

You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability. You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea. Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion. You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone. If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything. What Planet Are You From?
Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?
Your Power Color Is Indigo
At Your Highest:

You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you.

At Your Lowest:

You require a lot of attention and praise.

In Love:

You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are.

How You're Attractive:

You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic.

Your Eternal Question:

"Does This Work Into My Future Plans?" What's Your Power Color?
How You Life Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. How Do You Live Your Life?
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You Are 90% Psychic
You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?
You Are 65% Grown Up, 35% Kid
Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature.
Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed. How Emotionally Mature Are You?
Your Taste in Music:
80's R&B: Highest Influence
90's Pop: Highest Influence
80's Rock: High Influence
Adult Alternative: High Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
Your Career Personality: Independent, Insightful, and Ingenious
Your Ideal Careers:

Architect
Artist
Business strategist
College professor
Computer programmer
Mathematician
Neurologist
Philosopher
Photographer
Video game developer The Quick and Dirty Career Test
You Are Somewhat Honest
You do tend to tell the truth a lot
But you also stretch the truth on occasion
You figure a little lie isn't a big deal
As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much! How Honest Are You?
You Are a Centaur
In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. What Mythological Creature Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Anthony
Birthday: December 8th
Birthplace: Brooklyn Bitch!!!
Current Location: jewville/guam
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: black/grey
Height: 5' 4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: filipino/liltle japanesse
The Shoes You Wore Today: heavy ass black boots so i can kick some ass
Your Weakness: not really sure if i have one
Your Fears: Lilith (hehe)
Your Perfect Pizza: peperoni,suasage,pepers, extra cheese, topped with pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to have a job and get some money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: that's nice
Thoughts First Waking Up: why the fuck am i awake
Your Best Physical Feature: i have none cause i fine the way i am
Your Bedtime: whats a bedtime
Your Most Missed Memory: senior year of high school
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds even though i shouldn't be eating it
Single or Group Dates: there is safety in numbers
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona's the best
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: French vanilla
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: all the mother fucking time
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: of course i do, i don't want to be a dirty mother fucker like some other people
Have you Been in Love: depends on what you thimk love is
Do you want to go to College: duh i'm in it right now
Do you want to get Married: someday wiht the right person
Do you belive in yourself: if i didn't i wouldn't be who i am today
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if i read
Do you think you are Attractive: everyone is attractive in their own way
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: when i have to
Do you like Thunderstorms: from the comfort of my own home
Do you play an Instrument: used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: last night
In the past month have you Smoked: does second hsnd count
In the past month have you been on Drugs: drugs aren't cool stay in school
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i don't think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: last week, didn't buy anything though
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos kick ass`
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI
In the past month have you been on Stage: the stage of life
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: interesting thought but are you out of your fucking mind, hellno
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no stealing is bad
Ever been Drunk: last night
Ever been called a Tease: i don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: no i do the beating up
Ever Shoplifted: hasen't everyone
How do you want to Die: i want to die surrounded by all the people i care about. Then i want to be put in a black coffin with a silver croos on the top of it. i want to be buried on top of a hill under a chreey blossom tree. also i want a big ass tomb stone that says "here lies anthony thomas madeja one of the greatest people you could ever know"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i don't ever want to grow up, because i may be 30 but i'll have the mind set of a 12 year old
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or blue
Favourite Hair Color: really doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: somewhere close to my height
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: their own
Number of Drugs I have taken: not counting perscription zero
Number of CDs I own: i honestly don't know
Number of Piercings: none and i'm not planing on getting one
Number of Tattoos: same thing as the one before
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a lot of things that i don't want to mention

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