DISCLAIMER: She bites.
My name is
I'm so glam, i piss glitter.
If I was forced to shape my words
to be more cleverly entertaining
I'd intentionally make them worse
by telling token tales dipped in Tragic.
Something comfortably Tragic.
I wish i was more approachable...not less weird.
When i was little i thought my dad was superman. Now i realize he's just a dude in his underwear wearing a cape.
I think restrictions can inspire one to create something boundless. limitless.
If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
I eat awkward for breakfast, lunch & dinner.
If you'r profile looks like a spammer, i will deny you. Thats just how it goes.
"What do you want, old man?"
"Just you."
"Well you've got me James Hook. Pan the Avenger is back."
I dont regret.
...i get a lot of messages. So if you havent recieved a reply, please check to make sure ive read it before hatin'. It will probably take me a while to answer. And if i have read it, and you still didnt get a reply...i have nothing to say to you.
Up that rigging, you monkeys! Aloft! There's no chains to hold you now. Break out those sails and watch them fill with the wind that's carrying us all to freedom!
Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone
The hero and villain that started it all.
Throughout highschool, I was the girl who sits in the back of the room and eats her hair.
I like Anime. Get over it
If you kill someone, one day, you will end up in jail. if you love someone, one day, you will end up in jail.
An accomplice in life is an accomplice in death.
Good Times
::Lauren running faster than Flash Gordon himself to go meet Pete Wentz ::Brittany totally eating shit during our easter egg hunt ::Getting shit faced with L in Florida, and going to the pool at midnight ::Mattie and Danielle mooning construction workers on I-25 ::Megan making it to her house from school in 3 minutes because she was going 80mph ::Devin repetedly (but accidentally)touching my boobz at Kill Hannah ::Mattie falling on her mom's porcelain nativity scene after dizzy boxing with me ::Danielle jumping ontop of me, crotch first, and screaming "SIXTY-NINE!" ::Lauren pushing me around on a baggage rack at DIA ::Mattie and me peeing in the forest, and flashing cars on our way back to our car ::Me and Aaron's epic marker fight ::Me, Ash, and Lauren glowsticking in a wal-mart parking lot at mmidnight ::Me moshing in the Georgia airport ::Ash, L, and me polishing off an entire bag of chips in 5 minutes after warped tour ::Danielle saying that the Batman ride at Six Flags was "better than sex" ::Screaming nonstop in the car becasue we met William Beckett ::Blaring rap at red lights and rolling all the windows down ::Sitting around butt naked at a sleepover with Danielle n Mattie ::Ellie's Shakira dances ::Ash, me, and M going to a porn shop to rent gay porn ::The feminine product war with Mattie at King Soopers ::Mattie riding kiddie rides at the mall and hitting on the plastic mouse ::Wearing aviator glasses and putting our hoods up ::Ashley Eberhardt-the curbcrusher
Bad Times
::Me having a "falling spree" in Florida ::Ash having surgery for a broken wrist, and kids calling her emo because of the scar ::My boob popping out in Hawaii in front of a bunch of doodz ::My dad's Shakira dances ::Lauren practically breaking her foot ::Me and L getting anihilated at Underoath, and falling down in the pit ::Mat Devine trying to get Ash and Lauren drunk and get them in bed with him ::L almost meeting Bam Margera, and him breaking his head on the halfpipe instead ::Tourists taking pictures of Ash and L while waiting in line at the MSI/KH show ::MCR getting cancelled ::Me diving into the bottom of the ocean in Hawwaii and breaking my head
ADD my photographers:
James Stock
Bella Photography
ADD my makeup and hair stylist:
Mattie Ward
Represent!
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