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The Village Idiot

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About Me

"You're not for this world, this world is for you. And now is the time, there's no tomorrow. So make the most of every day while you're alive. Stand for something."
~Madina Lake

Im Ashley. First off, there's a few things I'd like you to know about me. I'm not like other people. I'm not even sure what's going on in my head sometimes... This is just an intro, you wanna know more? Get to know me.
My family means more to me than you ever will, no matter who you are (my horse is my baby, therefore, he counts as family). I am an identical twin, and it is quite possibly the best thing in the world :-). I don't date (for the time being). I think pirates DEFINITELY own Ninjas in the face. I LOVE LOVE LOVE old disney movies. I hate lying. I like Anime, and I LOVE comics. I do my best in school. I'm an obsessive clearance shopper. I have a dark side, but you wont see it until you really know me. I respect everyone, no matter what age, race, or sexual orientation (we're all human). I can't go up basement stairs without freaking out. I can't hold a grudge. I drive like a granny. I love cats, but I'm definitely a dog person. I will share everything I have. Colorado is truly the only place I'll ever call home. I consider my closest friends family. I trust people too easily. I'm addicted to coffee. I would seriously go gay for Hayley Williams and Kate Beckinsale. I've never been in love. I have a hearing problem. I think Horoscopes are lame and jeuvenile, but still entertaining. I wish Cadbury eggs were sold year round. I'm slightly Obsessive Compulsive. I have a vampire fetish. I have a weakness for guys with liprings. I don't judge anyone by their appearence. I hate stereotypes. I can't whistle. I consider myself a major dork. I don't listen to one specific genre of music. I maintain a good relationship with my parents. My sister and my best friend Mattie are the best things that have ever happened to me. (On that note, if you fuck with either of them, I WILL KILL YOU. I'm not kidding.) I can mosh like nobody's business. I still have my baby blankie. I love writing my own stories, and one day I'll do it for a living. I follow rules (ususally). I can't make people laugh without being weird. I have a phobia of falling elevators. I don't beleive in love at first sight. I'm a little bit of a tomboy. I hate when people use "txt talk" in any other medium than a text. I believe smiles are contagious. I think the cure to any ailment is a bowl of soup and a good friend.
Fin
(That's "end" in french... in case you were wondering)

V Stuff that OWNS V

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama, Steve Carell, James Patterson, Clear Static, Paramore, Anberlin, The Academy Is, Robert Downey Jr., Christian Kane, Naima Mora, Irina Sheik, Robert Vavra, Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton, Chris Martin, Captain Chesley Sullenberger, Sandra Bullock, Andy Samberg, Kate Beckinsale, Gene Wilder, Johnny Depp, Ryan Reynolds, Man Ray, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, Stephenie Meyer, Ellen Degeneres, Dane Cook, Al Pacino, Giovanni Ribisi, Jeremy Irons, Sean Patrick Flannery, Norman Reedus, Sean Connery, Johnny Knoxville & the cast of Jackass, Jay Chandresekhar, Leslie Nielsen, Ellen Page, The entire Griffin family (except Meg), Mike Judge, The Mythbusters, The guys from Deadliest Catch, Ian Somerhalder, Shia Labeouf, Cillian Murphy, William Shatner, Robin Williams, Maggie Smith, Billy Idol, Micheal Pitt, Jason Isaacs, James Marsters, Eric Szmanda, Matthew Gray Gubler, James Horner, John Williams, Steven Speilberg, Danny Elfman, George Lucas... I could go on.

Oh, and these two...

My Blog

How I Would Spend A Million Dollars

So, I thought it would be a cool idea to figure out exactly how I would spend a million bucks if I had it, cuz I want some pretty friggen sweet stuff. But, in actuality, if I were to get a million dol...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:54:00 GMT

Ashley's Hottest Guys

Yeah, thanks to Mattie for the idea for this one. Lol. And boredom. It deserves a little cred too...In no specific order... (Aside from Mat, he'll always be #1)1. Mat Devine. Reasons: Just look a...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 13:19:00 GMT

My Bucket List

Okay, so this might sound completely lame and geeky but I think it's a romantic idea and I wanted to do it. I will be adding/ crossing out some if I think of one/ accomplish it.  So, here goes nothin....
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:36:00 GMT

Doods.

Well, this is going to sound picky, but I figured it's a one-in-a-million chance I'll ever find someone like this, why not detail him? These are a few things I want in my perfect guy. Well, probly mor...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:17:00 GMT

Okay, so this REALLY bugs me.

So, I was just realising how many things bother me. Some of them, I don’t know why they bug me, but others are pretty much obvious (to me anyway). For the sake of something to do, I shall list t...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:37:00 GMT

Ashleys Handy Dandy Guide to Dealing with Men AND Horses.

So I was just realizing how alike my horse and a lot of men are. It's actually pretty amusing. Here are some tips for girls to follow, wether it's for a horse or a boy. Well, I guess some could work f...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:09:00 GMT

This is what I believe...

SO, I've never been able to accurately explain my views on religion, because my beliefs are a little different than most. But in The Tale of the Body Thief by Anne Rice, there's a segment that pretty ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:42:00 GMT

Best day of my LIFE

w00t that is all All photos by Bella. ADD
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 18:20:00 GMT

Pretty Pretty Please!!!!!

Add my photography site!!!!!
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 14:35:00 GMT