Larry Morgan

I was born and raised in the dusty oil fields of West Texas, either by coyotes or very hairy parents. Gravitating toward radio (because, as it turns out, nobody in Odessa wants to pay you to make Super 8 movies in your backyard) I debuted at age 15 on KOZA-AM with the words "This ends KOZA's broadcast day..." Imagaine it with a thick, Texas accent and you got it. Then I went to shut off the transmitter at midnight. THAT'S power. Graduating high school I was lured to Southern California with visions of pursuing my one real and true dream; tuna canning. Alas, USC's prestigious Film School (yes! with first letters capitalized, godammit!) came a'callin' and after 4.5 years of rigorous training, study and intellectual stimulation I found that I was perfectly suited to be...the first assistant director of a cable access TV show in Van Nuys. So I went back to radio. Worked as a screaming Top 40 jock at KIIS-FM during its heyday in the mid-80's, and then for stations in Sacramento, San Jose, Houston, a couple of illegal hook-ups out of the back of a van just across the Mexican border, and then back to L.A. for some time at KYSR/Star 98.7. Since then I've taken the position of Sr. VP/etc. (it's a long-ass title) at Premiere Radio Networks, a mega-syndicator of every radio program you've ever heard. You can also hear me as the annnoying pre-movie voice at all Regal/UA/Edwards theaters, in the lobby (and restrooms) of most AMC theaters, and as that guy trying to talk you into purchasing a Fresh Meal Deal in (most) Subway Sandwich Shops (yes! with first letters capitalized, godammit!). Still aspire to my original hope of working in film/television as I continue to write, direct, produce and occasionally "act" in (quotes intended) my own projects. (Check out the Videos section of my profile and you'll see some of my work. I'm really good. And not the least bit immodest.) And if you're STILL reading this, I'm both gratified for your genuine interest in moi, and a little freaked out that you care that much. (Or, did you click on "Home" and it's just taking too f-ing long to load your own page again?) I prefer to laugh than to worry; to enjoy life now than to predict what's next; don't need more friends, but look forward to getting to know you better; and tend to overuse parentheses. (But, then again...it's just my style...but don't EVEN get me started on elipses!) POPOZAO!