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***MORTICIA***

YOU all laugh because IM different, I laugh because YOU'RE all the same

About Me

People usually describe me as funny, hyper, talkative, and nice. I am really open and love to meet new people and learn about new things.But then again I guess I should clarify that I am not one of those girls who is going to just use IM Yahoo or chat or give out phone numbers off the bat on here. That is NOT why I am on here. I love meeting new people, but I would like to message for a while and see how things go from there. I have been evolving and opening my mind to new ideas, people, places, and best of all, MUSIC! I love music, I have been listening to the 80s hair bands for so long that I am ready to hear some new stuff. I am really easy going and don't see the point of not getting along with people. It takes a lot to piss me off or get on my bad side. On the flip side though if someone is being a downright ass or just plain rude and obnoxious then it doesn't take me long to figure that out and say fuck 'em! On that note, when I dislike someone, I admit I REALLY dislike someone. I hold a grudge like no one else I know. However it takes a hell of a lot to get someone to that point. (Just had to add that) I love obnoxius jokes, cursing, bargain shopping, hanging out with friends, listening to music,laughing, joking around, having fun, and just chilling out. I am very impulsive, I never know what I will do myself a lot of the times. I will do something just so I am not doing nothing :) I love to people watch, you know, the body never lies!! I try to get along with everybody, however, I DON'T try with people who don't deserve it......................I am open-minded and love checking out new things! I have been working on myself and changing myself for some time now. I have loved every minute of it. But don't misinterpret that. All of the above is true but I prefer messaging and getting a feel for someone off here first before proceeding to hanging out or anything. I am cautious, as all women should be! cartoon layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

Things that I really enjoy are in "about me". Other interests are martial arts, music, reading, movies, animals, Hot Topic, good conversation, dirty jokes, shopping, and making friends.........etc. etc.I love George Carlin and Dennis Miller, among other comedians. I love funny shit.

adopt your own virtual pet!ABOUT ME: Name: Liane Birthday: 06/04/1975 Birthplace: Massachusettes Current Location: Oh Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'8" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, was supposed to be left///Your Heritage: Oh geez, Polish, English, Irish, mutt///The Shoes You Wore Today: my black leather regular old shoes/// Your Weakness: lip gloss, clothing sales, green tea/// Your Fears: death/// Your Perfect Pizza: pep, mush, onion, green pepper, whatever/// Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get the finances in order/// Your Most Overused Phrase on an instant messenger: LOL and :) faces/// Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to pee/// Your Best Physical Feature: my teeth// Your Bedtime: ok I am an old maid, like 10-10:30; weekends, anything goes/// Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot///Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi! /// MacDonalds or Burger King: BK,but my fave is Wendys/// Single or Group Dates: i dont want to talk about dating!/// Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton/// Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla/// Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino any day. a vanilla one, in fact./// Do you Smoke: no thank you!/// Do you Swear: oh yea i am fucking great at swearing!/// Do you Sing: horribly/// Do you Shower Daily: if i am going out yes; if i am staying home, i am bumming it/// Have you Been in Love: yup......................................./// Do you want to go to College: been there, done that/// Do you want to get Married: see my blurb on dating. who knows. i dont see it any time soon./// Do you belive in yourself: depends/// Do you get Motion Sickness: if i drank too much/// Do you think you are Attractive: yes and no/// Are you a Health Freak: to a degree i am/// Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes/// Do you like Thunderstorms: yes and no/// Do you play an Instrument: the radio/// In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea, probably 2-3. /// In the past month have you Smoked: NO/// In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO/// In the past month have you gone on a Date: see prior answers. /// In the past month have you gone to a Mall: this past Monday/// In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO/// In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no/// In the past month have you been on Stage: oh no/// In the past month have you been Dumped: No. who can dump me?/// In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i dont skinny dip OMG!/// In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO/// Ever been Drunk: of course/// Ever been called a Tease: yup. i am misunderstood a lot/// Ever been Beaten up: my whole childhood. not really in high school. in karate class, i have had my share of bruises. i can beat myself up too////Number of Drugs I have taken: what??? I prefer drug free and no smoking/// Number of things in my Past I Regret: oh my i would run out of room on here/// How do you want to Die: in my sleep., or quick and painless/// What do you want to be when you Grow up: shoot, i am 30 and i haven't yet./// What country would you most like to Visit: germany??? i dont know/// Number of Drugs I have taken: what??? I prefer drug free and no smoking/// Number of CDs I own: not many/// Number of Piercings: three times in my ears. no place else/// Number of Tattoos: no thanks! needle-phobic///In a Boy Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter Short or Long Hair: long, but doesnt matter as long as its clean and neat. Height: doesnt matter Weight: a good nice build is ok. i dont like too big. Best Clothing Style: black, neat and clean I really go for personality. The best looking man in the room can be the biggest asshole there is. Then you have someone whose personality is wonderful and that makes them all the more attractive to me, regardless really. A good personality, manners, mutual respect, good conversation, is great for me.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who just likes to talk and be cool. I love talking about mixed martial arts and karate, shopping, and just life in general. I will talk about anything, go ahead and drop me a line. I am easy going! Feel free! I would like to meet some pretty decent, honest people on here. I don't like dealing with bullshit. Just be yourself and don't worry about putting on a front. I like people who talk,and carry on a decent conversation. I would like to get into new music and checking out different sytles of music. If you are musically inclined please let me know. I was stuck in such a rut I am bored of it.********************************************************* ************************************************************ *******I am NOT interested in guys who just message off the bat calling me suggestive names and wanting to chat. Not going to happen! Don't bother asking. Go call a porno line for that shit.

Music:

HatecoreInc.!! I will list a few faves (no particular order): Slayer, Megadeth, Maiden, Suicidal, Poison, Ozzy, W.A.S.P., Warlock, Rammstein, the Crue,Pantera,Overkill,Alice Cooper, KISS,. I do love my 80s hair bands and metal bands. Then I can swing all the way over to 70s, 80s country and listen to that: Alabama, The Judds, George Strait, Ronnie Milsap, etc. etc. Then I am just getting into the new hip-hop on the radio and also can jam to old rap (AMG, Too Short, DJ Quick, to name a few). So my taste is pretty far ranging. I dig heavy guitar riffs and interesting vocals. I like it when they sing and it means something. As long as it has a good groove, good riffs, and some cool vocals, it's good music to me. I love music that can make me think or make me feel better or make me laugh. I am open to check out new styles of music and genres. I am getting into groups that I never really listened to before such as: Depeche Mode, Betty Blowtorch, Lenny Kravitz, Distrubed,Primus,Ministry,Lords of Acid,Rob Thomas, Jewel, Gorillas, Smashmouth, Morbid Angel,Kreator, Obituary, Sepultura, Children of Bodom, KMFDM, Nashville Pussy, Slipknot. I do like heavier stuff like Death, Deicide, Mushroomhead, Hatebreed, Arch Enemy. I want to check out local bands too, any bands. Drop me a line! I just can't get into System of a Down, or Tool, or Lacuna Coil. They're all ok but just not my thing. So many bands I just can't list em all. But I love checking out new music! 80s is just that: twenty fucking years old.

Movies:

Comedies and horror movies. My favorite movie is "Dazed and Confused". Other movies I like are Scream, Stripes, and action movies with Jet Li, Bruce Lee, and other martial arts films. I have to add that I don't watch too many movies, and unlike everyone I know I can't memorize them after watching them once, so I really don't do well talking about movies. Ok I am going to add onto this. It's the end of August and I can now say that I think this summer I have watched more movies than I ever have in my lifetime............however I still suck at memorizing them and talking about them.

Television:

I rarely watch it.

Books:

I love reading! I love Stephen King novels, Clive Barker novels, good mystery and horror books, and martial arts books (of course).................pretty much on the button. I read a lot of websites online too, msn.com, to not completely live in a shell. I am getting into Anne Rice also. She is an amazing writer, it's captivating to read.........

Heroes:

My parents, soldiers, any profession where the person risks their lives or saves lives earns my respect and admiration.

My Blog

THE CURRENT LIVING SITUATION

hello anyone reading this. FUCK OFF if I don't like you..........just kidding! Anyways, I am just blogging because I haven't in a while. I guess it's not as bad at Mom's as I thought it was going to b...
Posted by ***MORTICIA*** on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST

REALLY QUICK WHILE I AM AT WORK

IT BITES I CANT GET ON HERE AS MUCH AS I COULD WHEN I HAD MY COMPUTER AT HOME. FORGIVE ME IF I TAKE FOREVER TO REPY EVERYONE/ANYONE READING THIS. I SWEAR I WILL TRY TO KEEP UP WITH EVERYONE. HOPE ALL...
Posted by ***MORTICIA*** on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:43:00 PST

THE MOVE

Hey everyone interested enough to read this! I am about moved in at mom's, but certainly not settled in. I never realized how much stuff I had crammed into that basement, OMG! However I have been ther...
Posted by ***MORTICIA*** on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST

MOVING DAY

OK GUYS, THIS IS IT. I TOOK A VACATION DAY TODAY SO I CAN WRAP THINGS UP AROUND HERE AND GET THE HELL OUT! I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS, AND THEN I AM NOT, AS YOU ALL KNOW. I AM JUST "BITING THE BULLE...
Posted by ***MORTICIA*** on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:58:00 PST

RELECTING ON THE CHANGES IN MY LIFE & MYSELF

Hello everyone who is actually interested in reading what I have to say. Hope all is well. I am doing ok too, it's getting closer and closer to the date that I have to be out of here and I am making g...
Posted by ***MORTICIA*** on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:26:00 PST

STUFF

ok back to blogging. Here we go again. I guess you can say my mood has improved from several weeks ago. (like I said before) Things have a way of turning out for me, but I tend to dwell and harp on th...
Posted by ***MORTICIA*** on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST

THE CALM AT THE END OF THE STORM

AH FINALLY. I AM OK AND NOT SO OVERWHELMED AND BITCHY. SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE IN A WHILE, I JUST FIGURED I WOULD KEEP RELATIVELY TO MYSELF SO AS TO NOT IMPEDE ANYONE ELSE'S POSITIVITY. THINGS AR...
Posted by ***MORTICIA*** on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:20:00 PST

JUST TO VENT

OK HERE I VENT AGAIN. I SOUND LIKE A BITCHING MACHINE. I JUST GOT TOO MUCH STRESS GOING ON NOW. I AM GOING FREAKING BATTY. DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT EITHER, JUST OBSESS ON IT AND DRIVE MYSELF CRA...
Posted by ***MORTICIA*** on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:08:00 PST

REFLECING ON THESE BLOGS

WOW I HAVE DONE SOME BITCHING, HAVEN'T I? COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT SLEEPING, PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DRIVE THE CORRECT SPEED LIMIT, TRUST, DECEPTIVE PEOPLE, INSOMNIA, AND NOW "ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONE'S...
Posted by ***MORTICIA*** on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 07:49:00 PST

HERE WE BITCH AGAIN: SUBJECT MATTER: ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONE'S ACTIONS

OMG I AM FEELIN A BIT ANNOYED HERE. WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO ADMIT WHEN THEY ARE WRONG? GEE, "I MADE A MISTAKE" ISN'T FUCKING HARD TO SAY. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN BLAME OTHERS FO...
Posted by ***MORTICIA*** on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 07:44:00 PST