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JoE

About Me



My Interests

I remember when I was 16... behind the wheel without a care in the world. Speeding down the highway, flying by stores, and careening past parked cars with as many friends as I could pile into the seats. And every single one of us beer in hand or resting in the drink holders. Later, when I finally got my driver's license, I was always complaining about the high price of insurance for young drivers.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Tom, my numero uno amigo here on MySpace. Sadly, I keep sending him messages but they never say ‘read’. If I was unstable, I’d have a complex. I gather my friends around the computer and pretend Tom and I hang out together. I regal them with tall tales of our exploits, involving drunken, rainy nights in Tijuana. Eating tacos and perusing various strip clubs until 7 AM, reeking of a mixture of stale cigarettes and something I haven’t quite figured out yet. Thanks, Tom, for being the coolest friend I’ve never talked to!

Music:

Alcohol, like illegal drugs, comes in many different types, ranging from beer with the lowest alcohol proof to Everclear with the highest. Although the immediate harm may not be quite as great compared to other drugs, alcohol still involves risks, including violent behavior, accidents, blackouts, and personality changes. Add some great music and you've got the majority of my experiences.

Movies:

So I'm at work today and I see this guy unpacking his truck for a delivery to the suite next to ours. He drops a package from his dolly, bends to retrieve it, and I notice he's not wearing any underwear. His crack is totally making eye contact with me, a sideways kinda grin if you will, and after around 5 seconds I realize I'm staring. Most like a solar eclipse or auto accident type of stare but I gazed at dude's @$$ for much longer than I needed. I don't actually have a point to this story or a plausable reason why I felt compelled to share this happenstance except that crack apparently reached me on some level. Second hand smoke is affecting my brain...

Television:

This has entertained and enslaved us. A tool to propel us into fantastic, exciting realms and make us dream and hope for the perfect conclusion. I prefer reality... Also I enjoy Smallville on the WB.

Books:

I used to read alot. My attention span is waining. I can nearly finish a comic book in one sitting. If it's not a special double sized issue or something and I had a good night's sleep the night before... What was the question? What were we talking about?

Heroes:

My biggest hero is my ex-girlfriend, Danielle. No, really i'm serious. She is the strongest person I know and I have the utmost respect her. The battle I fought to keep her was a lost cause but I'll never regret our meaningful moments. I've got plenty of demons. There are so many things I've failed at as a person. But my relationship with her helped me be more than I was.

My Blog

Is there a criminal attorney in town? We think so but just cant prove it yet!

I remember, years ago, my girlfriend and I walking down the mall.  I saw another female shopper sporting a rack that nearly stopped me in my tracks.  After taking as many mental pictures as ...
Posted by JoE on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:46:00 PST

Loose-leaf ricochets never fit the ineffable zombie quite right

Oh lil zombie everything has it's season Stop hiding and let your true nature be revealed The midsummer day was formed for your frolicking The cool autumn nights were forged for your reflection  ...
Posted by JoE on Sun, 04 May 2008 02:14:00 PST

What’s the best gift to give a zombie neighbor? A MySpace Blog

Lately I’ve really been into zombies. So having a dream about them doesn’t seem very farfetched in the slightest. I’ve already had discussions with friends about how secure my apartm...
Posted by JoE on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:01:00 PST

the idiosyncratic digesting of a vibrant emotional element

Notes from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.  The original&n...
Posted by JoE on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:03:00 PST

fashionably late grotesquerie OR snap to a witless repartee

I've always considered myself a fairly decent fast thinker when it comes to being confronted with adverse situations.  Today a guy came into my workplace and complained about the parking meter no...
Posted by JoE on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:49:00 PST

if its got a good beat and you can dance to it...

I'm so small in this world but I keep my head in the clouds.  Existence precedes essence- stop living like a slave and you no longer are one.  Get that message across to people and you'll se...
Posted by JoE on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:38:00 PST

a grey afterwards

A man on a bus offers his seat to a young woman who has no need for it.  She is healthy and strong.  This is a kind gesture but no gesture is without selfishness.  This generosity might...
Posted by JoE on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:56:00 PST

reactionary backlash and aesthetic retrenchment in disguise

People only think they form their own opinions and come up with their own ideas.  No one comes up with anything on their own.  What we think we know or think we've decided upon are the echoe...
Posted by JoE on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:39:00 PST

standing beneath a broken streetlamp that flickers intermittently

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for people who fly routinely on their jobs. And Qantas is the only major airline that has nev...
Posted by JoE on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:48:00 PST

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

One of my cool friends sent this to me and I thought it was pretty funny so I turned it into a blog so I could share.  Enjoy!   The Evolution of Math in the United States Last week I pu...
Posted by JoE on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST