david

I'm trying my best to become a citizen of the world, so I want to learn every language on the face of the earth...So far I'm working on French, Spanish, Italian, and Japanese-All of which are in need of major improvements.I'm a sucker for blueberry muffins, I hate people who use napkins, I'm "OCD", I pick-and-choose friends, I have no problem being fake and acting like I am someone I'm not. (Sven, Maurice, and Burtha are three of my alter-egos), I'm shallow and superficial, What seems like bragging is only me showing my thankfulness for what I have, I'm afraid to love because I'm afraid to show true emotion., I bitch alot, People think I think I'm better than people, I will do anything for a friend, I am a control freak, I take 4 showers a day, I dont sweat, I have a phobia of airplanes, hair, and wet paper, I hate people who are too dumb and too smart, I hate non-conformists, I don't listen to music, so don't ask, I hate people who live life by music- and dress to match the genre, I'm selfish, I'm perverted.If you are my friend and allow me to let down my guard just to fuck me over... i will destroy you and make your life a living hell.