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Dr. Deane

it's really about saving time, not saving lives.

About Me


My Interests

zombies, getting stitches, slapping bitches in the mouth, smoking cigarettes, being a pervert, making people uncomfortable, going to shows, recreational shoplifting, throwing coleslaw at hooter girls, eating raw meat, going to the emergency room, spitting fire, jager bombs, starting fights, being ridiculous, vomiting in public, eating delicious watermelon, wrecking cars. jonathan canady, mark ryden, trevor brown, hans bellmer, oliver haecker

Music:

2 live crew, 69 boyz, !!!, acid bath, action action, add n to x, air, alec empire, anal cunt, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead, aphex twin, apoptygma berzerk, assemblage 23, atari teenage riot, autechre, b52's, björk, bloc party, blonde redhead, the blow, boards of canada, the breeders, broken social scene, brujeria, burzum, cannibal corpse, clan of xymox, cobra killer, combichrist, dead kennedys, death from above 1979, delerium, delien, depeche mode, the doors, dying process, echo and the bunnymen, elliot smith, fanny pack, fischerspooner, from the throne, frontline assembly, funker vogt, go like hell, godspeed you! black emperor, gravy train!!!!, gridlock, interpol, kraftwerk, jefferson airplane, jesu, kmfdm, ladytron, lamb of god, le tigre, massive attack, matmos, mdfmk, melt banana, merzbow, milemarker, mindless self indulgence, ministry, misfits, miss kittin, mogwai, mortician, muse, my dying bride, my life with the thrill kill kult, nancy sinatra, negative format, nurse with wound, operation ivy, pantera, peaches, pink floyd, the pixies, pop will eat itself, portishead, the postal service, princess superstar, quasi, radiohead, she wants revenge, shizuo, shocking pinks, sigur ros, the sisterhood of convoluted thinkers, sisters of mercy, skinny puppy, slayer, snog, snowden, sonic youth, suicide commando, sutcliffe jugend, tool, trans am, tv on the radio, velvet acid christ, venetian snares, veruca salt, vnv nation, whitehouse, wesley willis, :wumpscut:

Movies:

blacula, buffalo '66, but i'm a cheerleader, the calamari wrestler, crank, dead alive, dazed and confused, donnie darko, the doom generation, dummy, europa europa, fear and loathing in las vegas, fight club, ghost world, gummo, hard candy, the heart is deceitful above all things, high tension, the hole, the jacket, jarhead, julien donkey boy, juno, kill bill, last house on the left, the legend of billie jean, lost in translation, may, mean girls, mondo trasho, party monster, pi, pink flamingos, a scanner darkly, scream blacula scream, silent hill, spun, sublime, ted bundy (funniest movie ever), texas chainsaw massacre (1974), viva la muerte, welcome to the dollhouse,

Television:

yo gabba gabba, how it's made

Books:

here's a short list of authors: Georges Bataille, Max Brooks, William S. Burroughs, Phillip K. Dick, Anton LaVey, JT LeRoy, John Miller, Chuck Palahniuk, Adam Parfrey, Ariel Schrag, Peter Sotos, Hunter S. Thompson, Irvine Welsh, Tom Wolfe

Heroes:

Fritz Haarmann, Dr. Gunther von Hagens

My Blog

oww!

somehow, I pulled the fucking muscle in the arch of my right foot last night (don't ask). Even walking the dog sucks.
Posted by Dr. Deane on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:53:00 PST

so, that was a bad idea...

Never give a Yorkie 1/4 of a grilled cheese sandwich and let them run off into the living room with it!
Posted by Dr. Deane on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:19:00 PST

question of the day...

I had another talk with my mom about my plans. I did it 5 years ago with 2 broken toes and the problem knee...but can my bad knee handle boot camp again? It hurts to take the dog on a long walk these ...
Posted by Dr. Deane on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:43:00 PST

ha!

I meant to post this the other day. Whatever night that was the tropical storm came through....the maniac Lawheads were having a party. Very early in the morning very few of us were still awake. Anywa...
Posted by Dr. Deane on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:06:00 PST

holy hangover batman!

Carl, Josh and Jess came over last night. Me and my mom had just started drinking Jack Daniel's when everyone got here. There's an empty bottle of Jager that I don't remember drinking sitting on the c...
Posted by Dr. Deane on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:56:00 PST

yes...i’m still alive

you may have noticed i was missing for several months. I was in jail. I'm out, back in town, off drugs and away from the fucked up boyfriend I had. Going to rehab soon. Post more later.
Posted by Dr. Deane on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:30:00 PST

x-mas

my grandma ate dog food today. i laughed so hard i almost pissed myself. it was a container of little caeser's, she's like I wonder how this tastes, i look up again and there's a spoon full of the shi...
Posted by Dr. Deane on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:16:00 PST

the personal ad

Lazy, part time drug fiend seeking non-romantic partner. Must believe that monogamy is overrated and be open to "creative story telling" and "excuses".  My interests include picking my nose, spor...
Posted by Dr. Deane on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:55:00 PST

ehhh...it’s melting my brain

had to explain that shiny is not a color got a ticket that read CHICKEN STRIPS ALL DRUMS
Posted by Dr. Deane on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:21:00 PST

i can’t believe i did that

I was hanging out with my mom last night. We get back from the liquor store and she says "Just park in that handicap spot over there." I say "No, they'll tow my car." Then she tells me that it's not a...
Posted by Dr. Deane on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:27:00 PST