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Get this widget!If you want results, press the red button. The rest are useless- You can have many different jobs and still be lazy- Be generous in the bedroom -- share your sandwich- A fool and his money are soon parted. I would pay anyone a lot of money to explain that to me- Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll get a hook caught on his eyelid or something- I made a deal with myself ten years ago . . . and got ripped off- Always trust your first instinct -- unless it tells you to use your life savings to develop a Destructo Ray- Never throw a butcher knife in anger- Always feel with your heart, although it's better with your hands- When that guy turned water into wine, he obviously wasn't thinking of us Duff drinkers- What kind of fool would leave a pie on a windowsill, anyway?
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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 75% The Flash 65% Superman 60% Supergirl 50% Hulk 50% Green Lantern 50% Robin 45% Catwoman 40% Iron Man 40% Batman 35% Wonder Woman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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~*About Me*~
by Riley
1. What is Your Name? Ben Dippe
2. How old are you? 16
3. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? myspace.com/bigjester91
~*BasicS*~
4. Name/Nickname Jester
5. Birthday 8/9/91
6. Zodiac Sign Leo motherfucker
7. Hair Color brown
8. Eye Color brown
9. Tattoos none
10. Piercings none
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11. Color blue
12. Food steak i guess
13. Gum orbit
14. Movie Black Hawk Down
15. T.V Show i guess family guy
16. Band too many
17. Song too many
18. Season winter
19. Holiday 4th of july
20. Day Of Week saturday
21. Store target
22. Animal Lions
23. Flower none
~*Have You Ever*~
24. Danced In The Rain? yea wen i was 8
25. Sung For No Reason? no
26. Cried For No Reason? no
27. Laughed So Hard You Cried? yea a few times it was halarious
28. Smiled For No Reason? yea
29. Smoked? .....once
30. Done Drugs? never
31. Got Drunk? nope
32. Been In Love? yea
33. Been In A Wreck? been a wreck
34. Met A Celebrity? no
35. Cried Over A Movie? when i was 5...it was over bingo
36. Sat On Your Rooftop? no
37. Met The President? fuck that dueche
~*The Last*~
38. Thing You Said gracias tia
39. Thing You Ate platanos
40. Song You Heard mad world
41. Movie You Saw i think it was hot fuz
42. Thing You Bought prostitutes =D
43. Person You Talked To On The Phone my aunt
44. Person You Hugged my aunt
45. Person You Yelled At idk
46. Website You Went To myspace
47. Game You Played hide the egg roll =D
48. Party You Went To my party..and i fucking got sick!!!
~*This 0R That*~
49. Computer 0R T.V? computer...it has free porn
50. Phone 0R IM? phone
51. Myspace 0R Xanga? myspace
52. McDonalds 0R Burger King? mcdonalds has more fries but BK has bigger burgers
53. Markers 0R Sharpies? sharpies
54. Pen 0R Pencil? pen
55. Summer 0R Winter? winter
56. School 0R Work? work
57. CDs 0R IPoD/MP3? ipod
58. XBox 0R PS2? xbox
59. Movies 0R T.V Shows? movies
~*Other*~
60. The Shoes You Wore Today dc
61. Your Weakness y the fuck would i tell u that?
62. Your Fears being alone and unloved
63. Your Perfect Pizza regular
64. Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM lol
65. Thoughts First Waking Up ah fuck wat day is it?
66. Your Best Physical Feature i think its my body
67. Your Bedtime it depends
68. Your Most Missed Memory having fun with my friends
69. Do you Smoke no
70. Do you Swear Fucking A-Rright
71. Do you Sing no
72. Do you Shower Daily yea
73. Have you Been in Love yea
74. Do you want to go to College damn straight
75. Do you want to get Married fuck yea
76. Do you belive in yourself of course
77. Do you get Motion Sickness no
78. Do you like Thunderstorms i fucking love them
79. Do you play an Instrument no
80. How do you want to Die old i guess but not too old
81. What do you want to be when you Grow Up S.W.A.T.
82. Number of things in my Past I Regret idk
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You are an assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it. In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people. Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good. Atleast, that's what people think. Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.

Main weapon: Sniper
Quote:"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes
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You scored as Gambit. Gambit is another loner character. He loves Rogue. He has a very cool deboner personality. He's done things in his past that he's not proud of but he atones for his actions by fighting for peace with the X-Men. His weapon of choice is the playing card. Powers: Charges objects with kinetic energy by touching them, then they explode like grenades.

Gambit


85%

Colossus


80%

Wolverine


70%

Iceman


70%

Cyclops


65%

Storm


55%

Jean Grey


50%

Emma Frost


50%

Rogue


45%

Beast


30%

Nightcrawler


30%
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You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight, As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight


75%

Maximus


67%

James Bond, Agent 007


63%

The Amazing Spider-Man


63%

Captain Jack Sparrow


63%

Indiana Jones


58%

The Terminator


58%

Lara Croft


54%

El Zorro


42%

William Wallace


42%

Neo, the "One"


42%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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Movies:

The Punisher, Sin City, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Pulp Fiction, Without A Paddle, S.W.A.T.,

Television:

Mythbusters, Family Guy, 24, 30 Days, Dallas S.W.A.T.

Heroes:


Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? lake
Pizza or Chinese? chinese
Mansion or Penthouse? penthouse
Have you been on a Jet Ski? yea
Are you afraid of clowns? no
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 1 sister
Favorite band/group? too many to list
Baseball or football? football
Favorite brand of makeup? i dont wear make up
Waffles or pancakes? pancackes
Do you have an IPod? yea a nano
Bike or scooter? bike
Ever go in a hot air balloon? no
How will you celebrate turning 21? titi bar
What brand computer do you have? hp
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? 1
Favorite city? new york
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? ice cream
Do you think you are fat? no
Ever throw up in a public place? i think
Do you have a pool? no
Ever drive a car? yea
How many times a month do you go to the movies? like 2 or 3
Last movie you saw? accepted
Who is your hero? idk i dont really consider someone to be my hero thats just gay
How old are your parents? old
What deceased person would you like to meet? all the fallen heros i guess
Do you chew ice? my damn braces make it hard to chew ice
Have you been to California? no
Last book you read? idk
Favorite teacher? mr. z
Do you like to go fishing? seems relaxing but i lack the patientce for it
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? 3
How many of those do you regret? 1
What is you average in school? i think 67
Favorite professional team? Patriots
Do you like mohawks? no
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4
Do you floss? no
Do you have braces? yea :(
Do you bite your nails? no
What is your last thought before falling asleep? my girlfriend
Do you fall in love easily? i think
Ever have a crush and they never knew? yes
Do you babysit? no
Ever been shot at? yea with a bb gun and a paintball gun
Do you work out/exercise? every blue moon
Do you have 6 pack abs? no :(
Do you consider yourself nice? yea
What movie character would you like to be? constantine
Do you go to camp for the summer? no
Ever been bit by a snake? no
Have you been on a boat? plenty of times
Name of friend you have known the longest? Matt
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? yea
Ever break a bone? no
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? Tia Ester and Tio Javier
What is your ultimate job? S.W.A.T
Do you want to walk on the moon? no but i like zero gravity
Can you name the seven dwarfs? no
Favorite TV show? Mindfreak
Apples or oranges? idk
Favorite model of car? mustang
Favorite flower? dont have one
Favorite color? blue
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? no :(
Ever climb out your bedroom window? no
Do you live in an apartment or house? 2 family house
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? idk
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? no but i laughed so hard sprite came out my nose
How many cousins do you have? a lot
Do you believe in ghosts? maybe
If you were a bird, what would you be? an eagle
Ever get stitches? yea
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? i guess sif its bad i could change it
How many kids do you want to have? 1 or 2
If you could change your name, what would it be? i like my name
Dogs or cats? dogs
Who do you tell your problems to? my friends and family
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? my 2 brothas
Do you believe in love at first sight? i guess
Do you go to church? sometimes
Would you marry outside your religon? maybe
Volleyball or tennis? tennis
How many people were at your last party? like i count every single person
Ever ride in a limo? no
Ever drink champagne? well i was told it was champagne but i cant remember anything after that 3rd sip
Favorite dinner? white castle
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Hmmmm ok well the catagory is jobs,work,careers. So i guess im suppose to talk about that. Well of course i know wtf i want to be.Im a damn sophmore in H.S. i should know. Shyyyyyt i wanna be on S.W.A...
Posted by The Jester of E.S.B. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST