Reading comics, playing disc-golf, video games, drinking Samuel Adams Boston Lager and wine, doing hardcore drugs with unclean needles, going to massage parlors and fucking hookers up the pooper without a condom, worshipping the devil, baking cakes, you know....standard stuff.
AMERICA. FUCK YEAH.
George W. Bush, so I can kick him in the nuts really hard, then unleash the bunny with sharp pointy teeth on him, as seen below.
The Current Playlist As Of Late:
iTunes-made CD compilations for my car, including...
The Classic Rock Jams Mix:
The Animals, The Byrds, The Beau Brummels, The Grass Roots, Simon & Garfunkel (yes, i like Simon & Garfunkel), ? & The Mysterians, The Classics IV, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Zombies.
The 'Everything Else' Mix:
Dio, Tenacious D, Gnarls Barkley, The Gap Band, Stevie Wonder, Wilson Picket, Jamiroquai, Johnny Cash, Richard Cheese, Brian Posehn, Iron Maiden, Peter Gabriel.
That's right. You can barely even justify calling me "Evil Matt" ever again, based on my current playlist. I mean, Christ....Simon & Garfunkel? Have I fallen from grace, or just grown up?
Grandmas's Boy, Robocop, The Exorcist, Airheads, Coming to America, The Simpsons Movie, 300, Borat, Superman Returns, V For Vendetta, Lord Of War, Cemetary Man, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Donnie Darko, American History X, Memento, Hotel Rwanda, Ghostworld, Reservoir Dogs, Half Baked, Planes Trains and Automobiles, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Boondock Saints, The Original Star Wars trilogy, Star Wars Episode III, Donnie Brasco, Casino, Goodfellas, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Being John Malcovich, Waking Life, Dead Man, Mars Attacks, Ravenous, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Shawn Of The Dead, Requiem for a Dream, Blow, The Godfather 1 & 2, Gladiator, American Psycho, The Machinist, Troy, Batman Begins, Batman 1 & 2 (the Tim Burton ones), Road To Wellville, Ed Wood, Lost In Translation, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, CB4, Deuce Bigalow (the first one), Night Of The Living Dead (original & remake), Dawn of the Dead (original & remake), Day Of The Dead, Passion of the Christ, Caligula, Animal Factory, Happiness, etc.
The History channel, The Office (UK Version), Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, South Park, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, The Sopranos, Oz, Carnivale, Rome, Big Love, Extras, Weeds, Californication, Brotherhood, DEXTER.
Superman, Action Comics, Batman, Detective Comics, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Jonah Hex, Countdown, "Crisis" stories, Justice Society of America, Justice League of America, The Warlord. Damn, I read too many comics.
DEXTER MORGAN
LARRY DAVID
WESLEY WILLIS (R.I.P.)
SUPERMAN & BATMAN
JONAH HEX
...and how could you possibly forget Calvin!