Tony

[Around somewhere.]
Drop me a line sometime.
Wow, lucky you! You're viewing my MySpace profile. Well I guess that doesn't really make you lucky, just unfortunate. You'd probably be doing yourself a favor by clicking the X at the top right corner of your screen and not proceeding to subject yourself to any more of my personality, or lack thereof...
You're a stubborn one, aren't you? Well I guess if you're really that interested, I might as well fill you in...
My name is Anthony (as if that wasn't obvious enough), I currently reside in Olympia, WA (also very obvious), and I'm not 99 years-old. What? You knew I wasn't 99? Not only are you stubborn, but you're a bright one as well. I'm a twenty-something white boy who can't dance (no, not even the white boy dance) and I can't sing. Though, I am lucky enough to have been blessed with a sense of humor, however dry and twisted it is; It's mine and you can't have it.
If I don't know you, I probably won't add you, so send a message instead. It is a friends list, after all. Hatemail is also accepted.