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About Me

You must be this tall for me not to run screaming for my life. I am developing a fetish for lips and my own slave. In the mornings, I take showers, and brush my hair. Sometimes I can shoot seeded grapes about 537 feet out of my anus, and soy nuts approximately 3 feet out of my peehole. I'm not very interesting. Did you know I'm an artist? Of course not. A lot of times, they call me an art handler also, and it makes me randy.
You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 100%
Wrath: 100%
Envy: 80%
Pride: 80%
Greed: 60%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 69%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You?
You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Listening to music, shooting things out of my anus, traveling, art, naked ladies, and fruit punch.

I'd like to meet:

Freaky sex chicks.

Music:

Shut your goddamn pie-hole. I'm trying to listen to music!

Your Taste in Music:

80's Alternative: Highest Influence
80's Pop: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence
Hair Bands: High Influence
Heavy Metal: High Influence
80's Rock: Medium Influence
Adult Alternative: Medium Influence
Alternative Rock: Medium Influence
Punk: Medium Influence
80's R&B: Low Influence
90's Pop: Low Influence
90's Rock: Low Influence
Dance: Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence
Progressive Rock: Low Influence
Ska: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

Porn...but not with midgets.

Television:

Reality shows. Why? See "About Me". I already told you I'm not interesting. If I also watch Heroes, should that be in the "Heroes" section?

Books:

'The Yellow River' by I.P. Daley, and 'Prostitution Diaries' by Henrietta Hungryhole.My life is rated NC-17!

Your life is rated NC-17!

What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)

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Heroes:

I'm holding out for a hero til the morning light...
You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun!

Freddy Krueger

70%

Jigsaw

70%

Hannibal Lecter

65%

Pinhead

65%

Michael Myers

60%

Captain Spaulding

60%

Jason Voorhees

55%

Candyman

45%

Leatherface

45%

Buffalo Bill

25%
Which Horror Killer are You?
created with QuizFarm.comThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Extreme
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test If you hook up now, I'll set ya up with your own air conditioning in Hell.

My Blog

Tip

The other day, I was listening to that song by the Waitresses. That girl is a bitch.
Posted by GOD on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST

Shoes

A lot of the time, there's a certain temperature outside and it stays for a long time. Then, it rains. Then the temperature is different. Sometimes, we wear shoes so our feet don't get wet. ...
Posted by GOD on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST

Staples

A couple of weeks ago, I was working on a project which involved banging my head into a metal object which split my scalp open a bit. There was lots of blood, not much pain and about 18 staples. ...
Posted by GOD on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:41:00 PST

Socks

Yesterday, I took my socks off my feet. Today, they were a little wrinkled and dirty. After I put them in the washer and then the dryer, they were soft and clean again. Modern technology is so mysteri...
Posted by GOD on Sat, 06 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

Shitfucker

Tom deleted one of my photos in about 2 hours. It was a picture of my saran-wrapped face with bloody hearts on it. I was trying to bust Kathy's balls, and I got slapped on the wrist by Tom the Almight...
Posted by GOD on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:32:00 PST

Awake

Sometimes males wake up in the morning with erections. Sometimes they don't go away. It is cool.
Posted by GOD on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:54:00 PST

Bronchitis

Have you ever fallen asleep and not gotten up for 4 days...and not been in a coma? I did.
Posted by GOD on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:50:00 PST

Italy

So I went to this other country called Italy. The magnificence I found there left me in awe. Food dazzled my tongue and sense of taste with it's sheer delectability. The epic proportions and&nbs...
Posted by GOD on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 12:09:00 PST

Music

There are these things, that when you activate their power, can send sounds from them. Supposedly, these sounds are made by things called instruments and create a series of noises that somehow fit tog...
Posted by GOD on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 07:41:00 PST

John

His death ended my innocence and childhood ignorance. Yet, what he has done alongside his three brothers in history has opened my mind to things I did not know existed as an adult.
Posted by GOD on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 05:22:00 PST