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Brandiwine

Back and in full effect.

About Me

I am very evil. I'm too evil to care. Those who love me, also fear me.

My Interests

Aesthetics, physics, criminalistics, forensics, quantum theory, astronomy, biology, psychology, neurology, technology, astrology, chemistry, philosophy, the depressed, the deceased, and socializing (with the living). Oh, and NFL football.

I'd like to meet:

Stale cookies, drinking buddies, dancers, clones, health nuts, Scott Grimes, skydivers, prima donnas, pimply geeks, reality tv stars, dapper gentlemen, pretentious a-holes, mad scientists, rockstar wannabes, sluts, beauty queens, dictators, womanizers, former child stars, male cheerleaders, writers for Bop Magazine, submissives, loyalty.

Music:

Sure.

Movies:

Any flavor.

Television:

Documentaries.

Books:

Biographies.

Heroes:

College graduates.

My Blog

Upon witnessing a child eating sugar...

I am entering one of those phases where I have absolutely no trust in those around me.  My opinion of humanity has deteriorated.  Does anyone truly care about anyone?  Does everyon...
Posted by Brandiwine on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST

Placebo

Oh how I want to write. But can't. Just can't do it until everything is in its proper place. That place should find its way to me by mid April.Wish me well on this.
Posted by Brandiwine on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

Turquoise, Navy, and Baby  Oh How I Love the Blues.

Today was my last day at work.  It was surreal.  Being that the deadline for scholarship applications is February 1st it was next to the busiest day that we've had thus far.  I won't ge...
Posted by Brandiwine on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:17:00 PST

Always the Quiet One

I've been listening to The Wedding Present all night long - mainly 'Take Fountain'.  Some sad, sappy shit, yes, but oh so good.  I'm in love with this man and his music.  I have been fo...
Posted by Brandiwine on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST

Astrology and Generalizations

Regardless of whether there's validity in astrology, I am a Sagittarius with Libra rising and a Leo moon.  That's an optimistic, moody, emotional double fire fueled by an opinionated but fai...
Posted by Brandiwine on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

ASS * POOP * BOOB

Backstory:  So a couple of weekends ago, a friend of mine told me a story.  Her elementary school-age son had squeaked the phrase "ass poop boob" on the condensated mirror of the family bath...
Posted by Brandiwine on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

What about green-eyed men?

Blue-eyed men prefer blue-eyed girls January 18, 2007 (from New Scientist issue 2587, page 16) Jealous man seeks partner for meaningful relationship. Tall, handsome, blue eyes, looking for blue-eyed w...
Posted by Brandiwine on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:43:00 PST

Chapter 1:

After a ridiculously volatile reaction from my menopausal boss this morning regarding some mundane issue that I just couldn't force myself to give energy to, I decided it was time to tell her that I w...
Posted by Brandiwine on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST

Dear Diary

December was volatile.  January is chill.  Promiscuous boy.  Promiscuous girl.  Next. I am loving my world.  I am loving my life.  I just want to talk and socialize o...
Posted by Brandiwine on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:41:00 PST

Get a blood test - Find your perfect mate

So.  What if finding the perfect love match was as simple as wincing through the pain of having blood drawn (well and forking over several thousand dollars, I'm sure)?  Would you do it?...
Posted by Brandiwine on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:05:00 PST