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About Me

My Name is Chris Im A Pirate And A Kick Ass Person. Its true im so much cooler then u its not even funny.My Friends Are Cooler then u 2 and your friends as well.(You Just Suck & we are Awsome) i have 5 tattos and 5 Piercings . I may be cooler than God, but my girlfriend is even cooler than that. I'm pretty jealous of how cool she is. That's why I'm with her, I'm hoping her coolness will rub off on me, she is awesome and i love her alot.I drink A lot way more then i should .i dare you to play me in beer pong (you wont win). I work for pepsi cola and it has its goods and bads. Good Is i have alot of fun good money and all the free soda i can drink, the bad is i have to be up for work at 4am and that blows big ones. Ohh And Im 1/4 of the FUCKED UP FOUR Along wit Mr. S.T.D. Danny Blaze And The Booze And im The Invisible Shirt We Are Out to Drink And Save The World But 1ST Beer.Thank Billy

My Interests

Wrestling Working out Work Music and stuff just ask
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Music:

i like alot of Stuff My Fav Bands are Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Finich, Coheed and Cambria, Thursday,Fall Out Boy,Boys Night Out, YellowCard, NoFx,MxPx, How I Became A Pirate, Bouncing Souls, Bad Religon, Nick Lachey, Anti Flag, DropKick Murphys, Floging Molly, StrayLight Run, GoldFinger, My Chemical Romance, Story Of The Year,Jimmy Eat World and alot juat ask me or what not

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Movies:

Fight Club (The Greatest Movie Ever),Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill 1&;2, True Romance, Four Rooms, Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico , Super Troopers (the funniest Movie ever), Club Dred, The Notebook, Freddy Got Fingered, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Scarface, Blood Sport, Boondock Saints,BASEketball, Team America, South Park the Movie, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Pumping Iron (its so Unintentionally funny lol), Gangs of New York, Finding Nemo, Heavy Weights, Toy Story 1&2 , Zoolander, Van Wilder, AncherMan, Old School, Snatch, American History X, Spider Man 1&2 , All BatMans, All SuperMan's , The Lord Of The Rings 1,2&3 and many more im a movie Freak

Television:

Family Guy, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Real World, South Park, Sex and the City, My New Favorite Show Drawn Together, SmallVille and more stuff... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

I dont Read alot

Heroes:

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My Blog

Bitter Sweet

I love life and yeah I'm sad now but at the same time I'm happy that something can make me that sad. Its like, it makes me feel alive makes me feel human. The only way I can feel this ...
Posted by Horaces on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:09:00 PST

For More Halloween Pic's

http://s136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/Guka/ I made one
Posted by Horaces on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST

I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS

I JUST WANT IT TO BE KNOW THAT I LOVE ALL YOU GUY AND THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO THE BAR LAST NIGHT FOR MY BIRTHDAY I WAS THE BEST ONE EVER AND U ALL HELPED ME GET DRUNK AND IT WAS THE BEST THA...
Posted by Horaces on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:52:00 PST

FUCKING WENDY'S

YOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAME THAT FUCKING SETH POOL NIGGERS DONT GOT FROSTYSS AT 1:38 AM AND THE FUCKING CHICKEN STRIPS I GOT WERE/ARE ( CAUSE IM STILL EATING THEM) ARE FUCKING THE SHITS...
Posted by Horaces on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 11:02:00 PST

The Rubics Cube

I just Like To Point Out that I Can Do A rubics Cube In About a Minute P.S. Im Bored
Posted by Horaces on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:21:00 PST

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ok here we go dont ask me to sober up so i can drive your mother fucking car home and then when im sober tell me never mind what fuck is that never ask for my help again
Posted by Horaces on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 11:16:00 PST

Drinking And Driving

So they tell u not to drink and drive and to take a cab home. So what happens when u do and u still get in to a car accident what the fuck is up wit that
Posted by Horaces on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 07:57:00 PST

Sympathy For The Martyr

So What Do You Do When The Only Person You Have Ever Loved Does Not Want To Be Wit You, Even Tho They Still Say That They Love You, I Mean How Does That Fucking Work You Love Me But You Dont Want To B...
Posted by Horaces on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 05:48:00 PST

Message Board Poster (SomeThing for the wrestling fans)

So I heard that there was some talk about why I left wrestling on the boards , and what I read in at lest 5 topics is that me and Mike Quackenbush have "heat." I dot know who the "Insider" is who is m...
Posted by Horaces on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stole This From Shane

I _____ Chris.Chris is _____.Chris needs ______.I want to _____ Chris.Chris can ______.Someday Chris will _______.Chris reminds me of _______.Without Chris , _________.Chris&n...
Posted by Horaces on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST