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HOLLYWOOD

you need to diversify your bonds, nigga

About Me

The legacy of Hollywood
Donovan dyed his beard black, traded his red and yellow garb in for black clothing, renamed himself Hollywood Donovan, and returned to Throggs Neck eight days after his heel turn. Donovan managed to redefine the heel character: rather than the traditional "bad guy", Hollywood gave birth to a more realistic, street-smart villain, with none of the usual lame ass gimmicks and devices. Many have ranked Hollywood as the best heel in the history of Earth.
After defeating Big Ass Jill at Brady's on August 10, 2006 by hitting her with the Beer Pong Cup Of Glory, Hollywood held the Beer Pong Cup Of Glory forever, save for a forgettable several day reign by some lame ass. He would spray paint a black "nWo" across the Cup also and write across the nameplate, and would refer to the cup as the "nWo Beer Pong Cup Of Glory" during this and any other time he would hold the title while in the nWo. During this period, Hogan grappled with Little Baby Ted, Stupid Ass Puzzio, The COOLEST and many more. The ever-expanding nWo gang concurrently became the hottest concept in life, helping Pre-game Wii Bowling to achieve 83 straight Saturday night ratings victories over tapings of the Outlaw Josey Wells. The black-and-white nWo T-shirt also became one of the highest-selling pieces of merchandise ever during 2007.
Hollywood Donovan and his gang miscreants to this day roam the bars of Throggs Neck, minus Chris because he’s lame and thinks nWo is for weeks, not for life.

My Interests

Music, Movies, Football, Writing, Law, Chips And Cheese, Being Better Then You, Boozing up

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, The Police, James Brown, The man who invented Post-Its and Yoda

Music:

This is gonna be long... Taking Back Sunday, Brand New The Academy Is..., Jimmy Eat World, Saosin, At The Drive-In, Coheed And Cambria, Boys Night Out, Midtown, The Movielife, Thrice, Thursday, Say Anything, Armor For Sleep, Emanuel, Circa Survive, Every Time I Die, He Is Legend, Motion City Soundtrack, The Used, Deathcab For Cutie, The Postal Service, Bright Eyes, The Faint, The Killers, The Bravery, Underoath, Dead Poetic, The Mars Volta, Acceptance, Anberlin, Saves The Day, Poison The Well, From Autumn To Ashes, The Starting Line, New Found Glory, Finch, Rancid, Blink182, Incubus, 311, U2, Park, A Small Victory, The Deftones, Nightmare Of You, Straylight Run, From First To Last, The Matches, codeseven, The Juliana Theory, Over It, Alkaline Trio, Mae, Relient K, and THE POLICE

Movies:

BATMAN BEGINS, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Fight Club, The Crow, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Seven, The 25th Hour, Training Day, Americn History X, Old School, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, Slackers, I Heart Huckabees

Television:

House, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Around the Horn, PTI

Books:

Fight Club, Lullaby, The Great Gatsby, A Clockwork Orange, and Trainspotting

Heroes:

Jason Schwartzman and Woody Paige

My Blog

Retribution

Retribution This is where you lie Underneath the hills and trees You stir in the ground And shift the soil with your breath   And I'm scared half to death My stomach won't hold up When the lining...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

There's No Welfare System When It Comes To Feeling Alive

There's No Welfare System When It Comes To Feeling Alive The hands have moved But you can't read time It's blinking midnight Cinderella, head for home It's safer there then here Common place For a fea...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:59:00 PST

London

London This exercise in futility The fun of this charade Has sunk to the depths Where it can't be saved From the calming sea Or the deafening silence We have to hear ourselves now There's no ignoring ...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:52:00 PST

It Looks Like One Big Gunshot Wound To Me

It Looks Like One Big Gunshot Wound To Me Please sugarcoat this Cover up the taste Make it sweet to my tongue So when I swallow it I can choke it down With a smile on my face Isn't that how you wanted...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:46:00 PST

Birth And Death By Porn Star

Birth And Death By Porn Star It was all part of the process They told me, an experiment Put this on trial, ask yourself The questions you've ignored Of time, of space, of escape Of sipping on drinks ...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:38:00 PST

Patrick, Did You Ever Want To Make Someone Happy?

Patrick, Did You Ever Want To Make Someone Happy? This is the way you've pulled the strings Let the arms come off with ease The appendages don't mean a thing Flailing arms can't save me now Not from ...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:37:00 PST

Shoot Out The Tires

Shoot Out The Tires The spotlight blinds these eyes Crossed and nonsensical They move in two directions Which way will you lead To the dessert or to the water The message lacks faith And there's some...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:36:00 PST

Are You Ready For Your Life To Completely Change?

Are You Ready For Your Life To Completely Change? We're spinning our wheels But not touching the ground And open road isn't in sight There will be no great escape There's no running away Even if you ...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:34:00 PST

My Anti-Holiday

My Anti-Holiday I'm stuck in a revolving door Around the sun I travel The worlds move in slow motion And soon it's all a blur to me My eyes won't watch anymore Of this redundant view These tired eyes...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:44:00 PST

An Old Wive's Tale

An Old Wive's Tale   I swear I've fallen off course Even thoug the compass is right These grounds don't look familar And I thought I left a trail back To follow the footsteps To retrace the foot...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:21:00 PST