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It's dangerous to go alone...Take this

when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside...

About Me

ummm hi...if you're reading this right now i apologize. here you are probably looking for something important and instead you found me. the time you spend here is time you will never get back. you could probably be out doing anything else and it would be more productive, well anyways lets get on with it....im not a very big fan of things and have major aversions to stuff. however i do like to spend my free time somehow involved with the following: playing guitar and writing music of the extreme metal variety with the blast beats and all, good times. i draw stuff, mostly anime chicks but i'm kinda good at it. i enjoy quality time spent with my psp and ps3. especially with custom firmware and all. i am trying to teach myself to play drums. some times i think in situtations, for example something will happen and my brain turns it into a stand-up comedy routine or a wrestling promo, but since i do neither its really just unchecked talent going to waste. what else...fuck that im done. go smoke some weed or something, get some fresh air.

My Interests

Video Games, Heavy Metal and it's extreme sub-genres, Perverted Sex, Climbing the Business Ladder of Success where i currently work. Drawing, Professional Wrestling, Ninjas, Blast beats, Dead Things, Ideas, Marijuana, Merlot, Pinot Grigio, Sake, and St Pauli Girl, Guitars, Femininity, Computers, Triscuts and Cheese, Sharp Knives, some Humans, Football (American, not Soccer although soccer is fun to watch on the spanish channel), Cartoons, Satan

I'd like to meet:

Yozora, Dead, Sabu, Dark Alex, Gura Nyotou, all you silly fucks

Music:

im just gonna list a bunch of bands in arbitrary order and we'll start with autopsy,job for a cowboy, darkthrone, gotham road, celtic frost, Blaze ya dead homie, esham, abk , twiztid.. and icp, slayer, megadeth , classic metallica, anthrax, forbidden, 3 inches of blood, afi, the misfits, balzac.. older deicide, cannibal corpse,Michale Graves/Graves/Gotham Road, iron f'n maiden, avenged sevenfold, Angel Corpse, Boondox, type o negative, SunnO))), Boris, the bronx casket company, Against all Authority carcass, faith no more, mr bungle, Whiskey and the Kidney Stones, The Human Abstract, HORSE the band, Anaal Naakrath Psyopus, Napalm Death, The Crinn, dillinger escape plan, inkubus sukkubus, mayhem, rancid, white zombie, mastodon. lamb of god, pelican, the black dahlia murder, NWA, f'n skynrd, ozzy,immortal, Danzig, dropkick murphys and a whole bunch of other shit including but not limited too classical, old school video game nosie , jazz, hip hop, buegrass (occasionally), gothic industrial (occasionally) pop , and horror movie soundtracks. YOu get teh point muthafucka. i listen to all kinds of musical styles, im a varied ass ninja.Ive recently gained an incredible respect for Weird Al, the guy is musically brilliant and seeing him in concert a couple years ago solidified it, he puts on one of the best shows ive ever been too.check out my own music nodlings at www.myspace.com/thebenoittragedy

Movies:

my favorite movies include either bleeding or fucking, sometimes both

Television:

yeah the usual stuff adult oriented cartoons, pornographic dvds, wrestling, kung-fu on the VHS, Anything where Gordon Ramsay makes fun of fat Americans,

Books:

I like to read but i'm currently working at the Library of Congress so...FUCK BOOKS

Heroes:

Patrick Bateman, Doug Winger, Sabu, Reese (assuming hes the guy who first put peanut butter and chocolate together)Yozora, Dark_Alex, Doyle, Pete Sandoval, D. Sanchez (internet porn mogul)

My Blog

THE Brian Kendrick

If you dont mark out for THE Brian Kendrick then you dont have an awesome bone in your body
Posted by It's dangerous to go alone...Take this on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:42:00 PST

Big Money Hu$tla$

...is still EPIC WIN!
Posted by It's dangerous to go alone...Take this on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 06:49:00 PST

an honest critique on the Dark Knight, NO SPOILERS

so I decided to go see it last, granted i was gone of off a multitude of substances so take it for what you will. The movie was good. i'm not a "movie" guy i dont rush out to go see whatever new speci...
Posted by It's dangerous to go alone...Take this on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 07:45:00 PST

Holee crap

I just sewed a button onto some pants. go me!...now i know to some of you thats not a big feat but im a dude, if a button falls off i go buy new pants. but i liek these shorts...so hell yeah.
Posted by It's dangerous to go alone...Take this on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:51:00 PST

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if it wasnt for ric flair, everything wrestling related would suck. to me he will always be the greatest thing the sport of professional wrestling  ever produced.yes i just marked allover myself...
Posted by It's dangerous to go alone...Take this on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:47:00 PST

Ahhh, I do smell it....

The Rock really is the  "Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment". No one sells a stunner better.***edit*** I just marked the fuck out for the double peoples elbow by the rock and mankind o...
Posted by It's dangerous to go alone...Take this on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 03:23:00 PST

hell yeah!

i've seen iron maiden now!!!!! AWESOME!
Posted by It's dangerous to go alone...Take this on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:32:00 PST

Underground at the L.O.C.

so for a while now ive been meaning too write a blog about how allen dill just will never make it in the corporate world cuz hes no fuckign sell-out or asskisser scumbag....just a scrub for life with ...
Posted by It's dangerous to go alone...Take this on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:35:00 PST

Anatomy of a Homicide in 3 parts

I.picture this if you can. the street is dark, and silentas if death had suddenly crept its way through. the lonlinessbecomes more apparent as you clinch your jacket and run just a little fastertake a...
Posted by It's dangerous to go alone...Take this on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST

Woooooooooo!

For those of you who dont konw or dont care, the Nature Boy Ric Flair retired sunday night. I cried yo, ric flair is the whole reason i ever got into wrestlign in the first place. see i come form memp...
Posted by It's dangerous to go alone...Take this on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:34:00 PST