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Tayylwhore Aayye

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About Me


This should be amusing. Hi, I'm your worst nightmare, but my birth certificate reads "Taylor Theresa". My friends call me tt, tay, taters, mauvis or morgan. Mauvis sort of follows me. (haha) I rep the Seven One Siiixx but miss the 757. I'm very art oriented-addicted to chaos, havoc, and those akward, weird things most people look past. You can usually catch me saying, "This is soo gross" followed by a "Im going to buy it". i love being loud and making people laugh. Im known for running out of cars, making snowmeat balls and loosing shoes.You can catch me blushing when i get embarrassed and Rage usually screams "PINEAPPLE" when this occurs. I'm a very spontaneous person, unable to turn down a dare. I tend to never settle, am never truely content, and am always looking for something new to intriuge my interests. I love live shows. theres some sort of needed rush feeling the domino effect smushed up against those sweaty bodies of a mosh pit. ive become really materialistic, contridicting everything i want to be. i drive my moms truck extremely too fast, drink a lot of vitamin water and buy wayyy too much underwear from victoria secret. I have some of the best friends, all of which carry peices to my puzzle. Each one making me a little more complete. My motivation comes in form of a brown bear named jeremy , he is my big brother and i love him more than you.. I work in a nursing home as a dietary aide. i dont wipe ass, so stop cringing. but i do have gnarly food fights, conduct drivebys and partake in full throtle garbage brute rides. i love old school s.o.a.d. and perfect circle. i listen to ricky the "boss" ross and lil wayne. im over sexed and underlaid. i make alot of money but it all seems to go to my expedia account. cough-kaleb. im a freestyle snowboarder and can be seen with Melvin, illen on the mountains . i love our great "America" city of TUFFalo , and am pretty proud to be part of the cattle. the sabres are where its at, and the cup belongs to us. sometimes when im drunk i freestyle.its pretty harsh. haha. i love traveling and airports. i love the idea that there are millions of people i have yet to meet. i love running in the rain and taking long drives at night. i make clouds into objects and count footsteps. my favorite color is green and god agrees with me. someday i will become an accomplished writer and spread my wealth of bullshit to the general public. I get in deep discussions about Religion and its burden it plays about the world. I most likely will offend you sometime within the near future. i am a champion of shit talkin and am extremely competitive. i am easily pissed off but can't stay mad for more than 2 minutes. i have a fake nice voice that comes out from time to time. i love cotton candy icecream. pomegranates=life. i was voted "best eyes" and "most artistic" but for somereason think my work is crap and i want colored contacts. i have truckloads of garbage bags filled with great memories and i wish i could relive them all again. cheers to living. cheers to friends. cheers to new beginnings. one, two three, four, five. drink, flip, game. boss, its what i does.

My Interests

I Rock With Him
& I Roll With Her

Cuz Hes A D Boy

And They All Go GETTAHS

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My Blog

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Posted by Tayylwhore Aayye on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:44:00 PST

"That Beaver Eats Taco Bell"

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends. One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, So she caged him up with cyclone fence. Along came Lou with the old ...
Posted by Tayylwhore Aayye on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:42:00 PST

phsycadelic colors

  Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as ...
Posted by Tayylwhore Aayye on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST