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Kerry

I am here for Friends

About Me


stop dressing like a shithead

I'm married to my dream girl. My work is my hobby. I love tacos. I love Coors Light. Pretty much I am white trash.

My Interests

accounting, biochemistry, ancient texts, erosion, cryogenics, mating patterns of cicadas, string theory, nanotechnology

I'd like to meet:

you!

Music:

I fucking hate Ashlee Simpson. She is terrible. I hate the American public for allowing a no talent ass clown like herself to exist, let alone make millions of dollars a year. I would rather listen to a hammerhead shark raping a two headed preying mantis then share the same airspace with the phony trollup. As for all other music it is ok.

Movies:

I love the motion pictures. I like pretty much every movie my wife doesn't. Especially anything on USA, Sunday afternoon, circa 1992.

Television:

Damn I love television. I will never be able to deny my love and thirst for all things television. I know it rots your brain and I know it is all worthless, but I could fuck you up in some Trivial Pursuit and I owe it all to lack of supervision and being raised by the tube.

Books:

the watchmen, Monty and the treehouse, After the bomb, How to flip houses, the Time Life Series, the yellowpages, the Bible I think that sums up all of my reading experience for the last 20+ years. But I married an English major so I have that base covered.

Heroes:

my pop, my wifey

My Blog

yippie!

Yo Yo Yo, guess what? I'm a Godfather! Not in the made man sort of way, but my best friend Erin and her hubby Matt just had their first child, Jocelyn, and in a crazy lapse of judgement they made me h...
Posted by Kerry on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:50:00 PST