Hokey Pokey |
I think someone should write a book using the Hokey Pokey as a metaphor for life. Here's why:
1. Its the perfect cult anthem. Slow, rythmic music that even ole' Granny can shake her extern...
Posted by joshua on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:49:00 PST |
What's an anal bead? |
Meals with my family are always the most eventful part of my day when I have the chance to go visit them. My parents are very conservative Christians, so, the fact that our dinner conversation i...
Posted by joshua on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:44:00 PST |
Seperated at birth? |
So, I used to read this ezine that posted all these hilarious "Seperated at Birth" photos. Here's my version. I emplore you to add your own. ...
Posted by joshua on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:34:00 PST |
Please don't hit me, man. |
So, I was at the new Taco Bell on Rutherford last week and the funniest thing happened. I had just placed my order (which came to $5.45) and realized that all I had in my wallet was a 5 and a 20...
Posted by joshua on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:57:00 PST |
It smells like me getting laid. |
I think the vitamins are paying off. Here's why:
The other day, my associate Bradley and I were taking a trip to Wal-Mart for a few random things and upon getting to the register, remembered tha...
Posted by joshua on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST |
I'm only posting this for my own enjoyment. |
Posted by joshua on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:35:00 PST |
Josh, why is that filthy song on your profile? |
Do you really want to know?
Ok, I'll tell you.
When I was a wee lad at the tender age of 13, Dustin and I used to regularly participate in church youth group activities and retreats. This being ...
Posted by joshua on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 08:59:00 PST |
Bums, Groupies, and Shoplifters |
Okay, I'm gonna try this again. I tried to post a blog last Thursday and just as soon as I got done typing, the fuckin computer stated that "Internet Explorer had encountered and error and neede...
Posted by joshua on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:41:00 PST |
My weekend in Birmingham. 9/2005 |
Friday 9/23/2005 1:00 pm
Brad, Dustin, and I load up the car and head to Franklin to meet up with Brian Reed and Greg. We meet them at Starbuck's (not my choice, I pormise) and hit t...
Posted by joshua on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:56:00 PST |
This is just too funny to not post. |
Posted by joshua on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 02:54:00 PST |
