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Herman 'Worms'

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

this is the state of alabama's composite sketch of me. i find it to be a bit unflattering without a pint of wiskey in my stream.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

you...at a trainstation, after dark, your body freshly limp buried in a park.

Music:

this was my house, in this house was my wife and my cat. now i have no wife and i have no cat, now my life is a symphony of discord. you like that music. you have no culture!

Movies:

i make my own movies...tales form the rode, pieces of you.

Television:

we call it the shit box, because when you're on a train three-hundred-and-sixty-pissin-days a year, the only thing its good for is takin a crap in.

Books:

fred makes artifical limbs with money from subscriptions. i sell his subscriptions across the united states while using one of those very limbs, we appreciate your support. this is a picture of fred and myself working at the old factory in athens. they shut that sumbutch without a days notice. and thats the story of why i'm on the rails.

Heroes:

this was on the way to baton rouge. wilbur jr my travelin partner was on this train and died of wounds. i buried him in a drainage basin, or so the police report reads.

My Blog

I'm on the next train out of CA

Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses Fri Sep 10, 6:28 PM ET SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger ...
Posted by Herman 'Worms' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tails from the tracks: taxidermy & etiquette

the worst thing about my lifestyle is the smell. i'll tell um, "bottom line is bottoms up but beyond that you have to properly pepper your stew." its an old adage that we all go by, live by, and get...
Posted by Herman 'Worms' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST