Ass raped by America |
I have a pretty good doctor.
She probably didn’t finish first in her class and she talks about Harry Potter when she’s giving me a gynecological exam but nonetheless, I like her.&nb...
Posted by Miss Kirby on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:12:00 PST |
Living On Forced Smiles and Oreos |
I can't stop thinking about The Taming of the Shrew and how it applies to my life.
That is all.
Posted by Miss Kirby on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:23:00 PST |
My Switch |
I really don't know what it is about short, soft-spoken, stocky, Italian boys that cook, but I want to rip their clothes off and molest them.
No one else I know feels this way. And I...
Posted by Miss Kirby on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:39:00 PST |
Nice Girls |
I don't get it......them.......the whole concept.
Sometimes I'd like to.
But I don't.
Posted by Miss Kirby on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:14:00 PST |
Dear Freud, Don’t start with me. |
When I lay down at night, fearful and diagnosing every pain in my arms, chest and head, I imagine monks.
Three monks lined up on the north and south ends of a blanket I'm lying in. They s...
Posted by Miss Kirby on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:13:00 PST |
Diamond in a Minefield |
I used to be someones "good girl".
The girl you waited for instead of sleeping with that cheap bar maid while you were in port in Venezuela. The girl you imagine wearing white and smiling...
Posted by Miss Kirby on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:07:00 PST |
"Gonna make a mistake..." |
I make poor choices. This has been established. Not usually by me. Often other people like to tell me. I get asked "why?" in disbelief on an almost daily basis. "Why would you do tha...
Posted by Miss Kirby on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:13:00 PST |
Squirrel Bath Drama |
I'm trying to sell lettuce. It's good lettuce too. So far I've made $4.00. Some of it's not lettuce, it's some kind of asian green called Mispoona. Or at least that's what they tell ...
Posted by Miss Kirby on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:08:00 PST |
"Santa isn't psychic. He didn't know we were out of Coors Light." |
I was actually there for this. That's how exciting my life is. I attended a rock, paper, scissors compettition. In my defense, I didn't do it intentionally. Howev...
Posted by Miss Kirby on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:27:00 PST |
Music to up your car insurance premiums to |
Dear friends,
I'm gonna make a "car crash mix CD"
(Shut up. It's cathardic.)
Tell me what song you were listening to when you crashed your car and I will send you a copy of the CD when i...
Posted by Miss Kirby on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST |
