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About Me

"People suck, and that's my contention. I can prove it on a scratch paper and a pen. Give me a fucking etch-a-sketch, I'll do it in three minutes. The proof, the fact, the factorum, I'll show my work, case closed. I'm tired of this back-slapping "Aren't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are."

My Interests

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MUSIC
My 1953 Gibson Acoustic
My Les Paul Replica
When Jess says fuck
Cooking
Skate videos
Affection
P to the Rock
Serial Killers
Debates
Prison Break
Rain
Ninjas
Restaurants
Shoes
Psychology
Xbox
Friends
Fireworks
Wine
Robots
Checkers
Kissing
Jelly Belly Jellybeans
Dreaming
My Name
When Russell hears a song he likes
11:11
Pirates
Big Sweaters
Devil Sticks
Lingerie
Cinnabons
Sneezing
Cellphones
Talk Shows
Cocktails
Coffee
Being in Control
Books
Rustler's Pepperoni sticks ♥
My Red Room
Photography
Art
Orangina
Alphabet Magnets
Hair Dye
Getting Mail
Dishwashers
Texting
The Food Network
Sanpelligrino
Sleeping
Sushi
Acoustic Guitar
Bubble baths
Tongue Rings
New York
My cat
Sparkly Things
Boxing
Money
Instant Mashed Potatoes
Piano Solos
Make-up
Cyanide and Happiness
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THE 80'S
The O.C.
Fainting
The dark
Paris Hilton
Confusion
Bar whores
Discrimination
Cellulite
Money
Littering
Liars
Digital watches
Players
Fleas
SU DO KU
Lightning
Swords
Dance music
Black licorice
Waking up early
All dressed chips
Deception
Spiders
Horror movies
Porn
Cleaning
My livingroom carpet
Cold mornings
Racists
Uggs
Shi tzus
Monopoly
Crackheads
Most sports
Forwards
Socks and sandals
Backstabbers
Sharks
Bills
Ashley Simpson
Ignorance
Dragons
Bananas
STEPPING ON SNAILS

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will hold my hand in public, and always smell good, and not complain that I don't make much money, and give me the feeling that I can do anything, and tell me I'm good-looking, and make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world, and find it endearing rather than annoying that I like rotary telephones, and make me feel like I'm going places, and not be a straight edge but have a moral opposition to excessive smoking and drinking, and not look around the room all the time when we're at a restaurant, and never stay mad at me for too long, and make the coffee at least 50% of the time, and watch the occasional episode of Prison Break with me, and let me borrow his favorite big sweater sometimes, and not talk about his ex-girlfriends all that often, and sleep in my single bed with me, and write me silly notes sometimes, and tell me I'm dark and mysterious even after he's known me for a while, and give me backrubs on occasion, and not get mad when I call him when I'm drunk, and not get scared if I get a little attached, and not consider it a wasted day if we never get out of bed, and not get mad that I never remember the rules to poker, and make everything better when I have a crappy day.

Movies:

SLC Punk
Fight Club
Labyrinth
Ray
Chicago
KIDS
Scarface
Requiem For A Dream
Perfect Blue
The Butterfly Effect
School Of Rock
The Sandlot
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Drop Dead Fred
The Goonines
Mean Girls
Romeo & Juliet
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Television:

Don..t waste your brain.
Read a book, or something.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, James Frey, Irvine Welsh.

Heroes:

THE ORIGINAL WHEELNolan Robertson
That guy who quit Stream who streaked through the halls with "I QUIT" written on his ass.Sam Kinison.I'm so proud to be my father's daughter.
You would be too.

My Blog

novelty.

I know that I've always intrigued you.Made you think, 'maybe she's a girl I could be into.She's so fun, she's so smart, she's kinda pretty',But I'll let you know now, that it won't be that easy. We sp...
Posted by Shilo on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:30:00 PST

why i hate everyone. [my best blog ever.]

People are stupid. Normally at this point I'd apologize for insulting the intelligence of our society, simply because it's not in my 5 Year Plan to be hunted down like Jesse Imeson and have my eyes go...
Posted by Shilo on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:15:00 PST

Die Fighting.

It wasn`t long ago that I wrote a blog recounting the status of my life, my thoughts and my potential future as I knew it. [It was called `My Goodbye` for those of you who haven`t read it.] ...
Posted by Shilo on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:55:00 PST

my goodbye

I've been here before a few times. I question myself, my surroundings, my friends, my future. It always creeps up on me when I least expect it, and puts such a weight on my shoulders. I'm ...
Posted by Shilo on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:37:00 PST

friend?

friend (frend) n. 1. A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts. 2. A person whom one knows; an acquaintance. 3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; ...
Posted by Shilo on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

oh, snap.

LEAVE YOUR NAME1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll challenge you to try something.3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.4. I'll tell you something I like about you.5. I'll...
Posted by Shilo on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:58:00 PST

my view of the scene.

STRAIGHT EDGEOkay, I understand that you want to live a 'pure' lifestyle, you don't want to 'disrupt' your judgement, and you're not going to succumb to the evil that is alcohol and drugs, or whatever...
Posted by Shilo on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

oh, the memories...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over these words right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want- good or bad. w...
Posted by Shilo on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:01:00 PST

i am a fucking weirdo...

...seriously. I have come up with a new way to keep myself busy while I'm at work. While I'm on a call, I search the person's e-mail on myspace. Sometimes, I message them. It's...
Posted by Shilo on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:54:00 PST

the revelation of time

Everyone I know claims to be "one of a kind'; I am guilty of the same offence, but in reality... how can that be the case? It's amusing to me that in such a short time, a person can go from bein...
Posted by Shilo on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:01:00 PST