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tardoz

tardoz

About Me

Tardoz can't explain Tardoz. Tardoz is the blast of air that hits the infirmed as the doors of light and creation are thrown aside. Tardoz is as you would imagine, a little afraid of truth. No one can capture the odor nor taste of reunion, however Tardoz endevours to do just that. Perhaps Tardoz should be kept in a cool storage area and fed only monthly. December marks the aniversary of Tardoz and his jump to wonder. If you require more knowledge, there are many schools of Tardoz hidden in the southern states.

My Interests

Stretching yawning swashbuckling

I'd like to meet:

Tardoz, I need proof!

Music:

knows no law, obeys no creator, harbors no ill, eats no pork, battles no enemy, captures no flag, wanders no landscape, stirs no brackish stew

Movies:

eject negative frequencies

Television:

POISON

Books:

kill trees

Heroes:

Tardoz: if indeed I can prove