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schwampebob

About Me

Hello dudes and hos! I'm bad and it shows, no matter where the wind blows, I'll always be a black rose, with pink clothes. I also like cats,I have 42 of the and a bumble bee, and of course, guys named Bob. Bob the Builder is a personal friend of mine, and once, I had an affair with Bob Saget, he's smokin' HOT! I spend my days in the sewer system, because I find it meditating to watch the rats pass by.

My Interests

Eating flies, dancing naked in the local bowling arcade, watching Full House(Bob Saget, I say no more), slapdashing and stuffing my cats.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Saget again, other sewer system addicts and last, but not the least, my hero, Tom Jones.

Music:

Vikingarna,my chemical romance, TOM JONES, country dude with the song-I love this baaaar, David Hasselhoff, Aylar, Sway and Bobbysocks

Movies:

Sponge Bob the Movie, Titanic, any Swarzenegger movie(especially the one where he's pregnant),

Television:

Full House, Seventh Heaven, Karl & co, Tv-pastoren and documentaries about bees.

Books:

My cat & me, My cat is OK, How to deal with gay cats and Harry Potter.

Heroes:

Kari Mills