SAREL

Hairspray. Chain smoking. Not doing the washing up [ironically]. Complaining about work, a favourite. Waiting for Kerry to get famous. Having at least one mid-life crisis a week. Thinking Beyonce is the hottest girl on this planet, changing my mind, and then coming back into reality [she is]

I'd like to meet:

jon ronson.
several others.

Music:

My music taste is shit hot.

Movies:

"Why are you dressed?"
"Because I think you might be about to leave me and I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown."
"You took your first pinch like a man and you learned two great things in your life. Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut."
"Somewhere out there is a lady who I think will never be a nun. Auf Wiedersehen, darling.
"Well, I see you're smoking pot now. I think using psychotropic drugs is a very positive example to set for our daughter."
"You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grabbing freak."
"Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.
"They love me."
"They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged. You know why? It'd sell more papers."
"Neighbours bring food with death, and flowers with sickness, and little things in between. Boo was our neighbour. He gave us two soap dolls, a broken watch and chain, a knife, and our lives."
"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."
"Amelie refuses to get upset for a guy who'll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy."
"I'm an innocent man. I spent 15 years in prison for something I didn't do. I watched my father die in a British prison for something he didn't do. And this government still says he's guilty."