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mondiii

Just hangin' out. Playin' Nintendo. Cock.

About Me


"We cook your meals. We haul your trash. We drive your ambulances. We connect your calls. We guard you while you sleep. Do not FUCK with us."
I used to pray a God was listening.
I used to make my parents proud.
I was the glue that kept my friends together,
Now they don't talk and we don't go out.
I used to know the name of every person I kissed.
Now I made this bed and I can't fall asleep in it.
Dear Sir/Madam,
My name is Amanda, they call me Mondi, you can call me whatever the hell you want. “Hey you” usually gets my attention.
I’m friendly, I’m fun, I have the mind of a child.
My world revolves around broken promises, broken dreams and broken hearts.
The last time I was truly content will probably be the last time I ever am truly content.
I love writing and music. I don’t play, but I push play.
I love the whole atmosphere of shows/concerts.
I love people who don’t make my life miserable.
I think saying please and thankyou will get you everywhere. It only takes half a second to be polite.
I hate people who only love bands/artists for how “hawt” they are. I hate people who type with unnecessary letters in words eg. ‘LOLZ’ … what the fuck is the z for?
Nerds are great. If you’re a nerdy kid, don’t worry about it, you’ll grow up to be Bill Gates or a rock star or some shit.
I love guys who respect girls.
I think being promiscuous is a bad characteristic to have. YA SLUTS! I'll spew on you!
Emo jokes are so 2005. ah haw haw haw.
I’m a dork.
I love dogs. I have a Border Collie X Kelpiecore. Sorry I had to do that.
Don't judge me by this. You only know me if you truly know me.
Yours sincerely,
Mondi
"I like you, I can't help it I just do"
"Awesome. Awesome to the max."
..
I love my little girl...

My Interests

Likes:
x.Music.
x.Live bands/concerts.
x.Cyanide and Happiness comics.
x.Extreme walking.
x.Ash Oldfield's dog noises.
x.Writing.
x.Marching to the sound of my own drum.
x.Television.
x.Chuck Palahniuk's Invisible Monsters.
x.Boys that break my heart.
x.Being happy with friends.
x.Laughing hard (preferably with friends, it looks a little weird when you're by yourself, i'm just saying.)
x.Running with scissors.
x.The unexplainable attraction to rocker guys who play guitar.
x.ALEX PARDEE's art.
x.Arj and Poopy
x.My love of dinosaurs started with Land Before Time, We're Back and Jurassic Park
Dislikes:
-.Kanye West. I wish his jaw stayed wired shut.
-.Paris Hilton. Needs no explanation.
-.People with big egos.
-.Screaming teenie fan girls.
-.Political correctness.
-.Politicians.
-.Ya mum. Cause she's married to ya dad and we have to sneak around. baha.
-.Egotistical a-holes. Please get over the fact the world doesn't revolve around your stupid face.
-.Catyness. Bleh bleh, don't need that shit, won't like you if you love the drama. Or strange cock. baha.
-.Rating communities. I don't even have to say more.
-.Rapists, peodophiles, child abusers- anyone who falls under these categories- I will personally cut off your dick with a rusty saw blade. *ahem*
-.People who mispell Frank Iero's name then claim to be MCR's "biggest fan" or something. Grr.
-.Girls that yell "stop pushing!" or "you're crushing me" in the pit. It is what it is. If you don't like it, get the fuck out. No one is making you stay, honey.
-.Spoilt brat kids.
-.Girls who go back to their fuck-up boyfriends for the gagillionth time.
-.People who watch/read Fight Club and only see/read the violence and not the story behind it.

I'd like to meet:

Don't be a spiggin' huffter and ask me for my msn. If I don't know you, I won't give it to you. :)
Impress me and I'd like to meet you. I don't take much to impress- so really.
Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
All of My Chemical Romance, especially Frankie and Gerard, Oh, but Ray is one cool guy.
Adam Lazzara, Matt Rubano... all of Taking Back Sunday.
Brandon DiCamillo.
Brody Dalle
Conan O'Brien (he's too underrated, pfft who does Leno think he is anyway?)
Chris Pontius
Jared Leto
Steve from [V] to have a very awkward and stuttering conversation with

and *drum roll* ELMO!!!!

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Music:

My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, The Living End, Brand New, Panic! at the Disco, HIM, From First to Last, Gyroscope, The Distillers, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Lost Prophets, John Mayer, Jimmy Eat World, The White Stripes, Fall Out Boy, Jet, The Strokes, The Killers, The Hives, New Found Glory, Oasis, Papa Roach, Queen, Tegan and Sara, The Bravery, Franz Ferdinand, Guns and Roses, Aerosmith, CKY, Beastie Boys, Bloodhound Gang, The Donnas, Sex Pistols, Grinspoon, After the Fall, Kings Of Leon, Story Of The Year, Alkaline Trio, The Academy Is..., The All American Rejects, Motion City Soundtrack, Blink 182, Blindside, Boxcar Racer, AFI, Dashboard Confessional, End Of Fashion, Bloc Party, Underoath, Hawthorne Heights, Hoobastank, Kisschasy, Thursday, System Of A Down, The Inches, Say Anything, Snow Patrol, The Red Paintings, Yellowcard, 30 Seconds To Mars, Arctic Monkeys, Eisley, Mae, Angels and Airwaves, Silverstein, Anti-Flag, The Getaway Plan, Escape the Fate, Smashing Pumpkins, The Cure...etc. etc. blah blah blah

"We are Taking Back Sunday and we are here to tell you that there is a intergalactic space walrus trapped in a force field and the only way to let him out is if you come to our summer tour and release your thetans… so get on that."

Movies:

x.Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl,
x.Fight Club
x.A Clockwork Orange
x.Prey for Rock and Roll
x.Corpse Bride
x.Sid and Nancy
x.NED
x.Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
x.CKY 1,2,3+4
x.Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
x.Closer
x.The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
x.Haggard
x.Wayne's World 1+2
x.The Used- Maybe Memories, MCR- Life On The Murder Scene (Do they count?)
x.Shrek
x.Kill Bill
x.Freddy Got Fingered (Just because it's so ri-goddamn-diculous)
x.40 Year Old Virgin
x.Anchorman
x.Blow- most Johnny Depp movies
x.Family Guy: Stewie's Untold Story
x.Detroit Rock City
x.The Virgin Suicides
x.Drop Dead Fred
x.Ice Age 1 and 2

Television:

x.Black Books
x.Little Britain
x.Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
x.Will & Grace
x.The Simpsons (even after the 200,000 repeat on TEN)
x.Family Guy
x.House
x.Rage
x.Viva La Bam
x.Wildboyz
x.The OC (I know, shame on me, I'm uncool and I know it)
x.Real Stories
x.The IT Crowd
x.The Glasshouse (until those right-wing ass faces decided to axe it!)

Books:

The ones with little words and big pictures. Colouring books are also good.
x.Chuck Palahniuk- Invisible Monsters (my fave book ever!)

x.Howard Buten- When I was Five, I Killed Myself
x.J.D. Salinger- The Catcher in the Rye...
x.All those Magic Wishing Chair, Enchanted Wood- Enid Blyton books I used to get read to when I was a little tacker.

Heroes:

x.Director Marc Webb.
x.Tom the myspace guy. I don't know how he keeps up with all those friends.
x.Johnny Depp for keeping acting an art
x.Arj Barker
x.Frank Iero is my hero in so many ways. This is not because he is 'soo hawt'- that's kinda ridiculous. He embodies everything I stand for. He is genuinely the coolest dude ever.

Bunnywith Storm Troopers (aka Nerd Death Threat)

Robert Smith playing with a kitty. It just makes the world seem okay.

My Blog

I can only breathe until the air runs out.

We live amongst people who can't see beyond their pathetic lives enough to realise they are a copy of a copy of a copy and that nothing revolves around what they did today. We live to never speak of ...
Posted by mondiii [the people killers] on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:56:00 PST

What a waste of time...

1. Initials: A.L.F2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Tiger Woods, ya'll.3. Last thing you ate: Sushi.4. For or against same sex marriage: Go for it. Love is love.5. Are you homophobic: Nop...
Posted by mondiii [the people killers] on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:53:00 PST

What I've learnt in 2006.

I'll add to this...x.It's too bad being lonely at 3 o'clock in the morning feels like death.x.My entire life is comprised of comprimise. x.I can't contol my feelings as much as I can control anyone el...
Posted by mondiii [the people killers] on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST

I'm frustrated and this is a vent. Don't read it might be contagious anger.

I'm trying to write a review on The Inches, but I've stopped halfway through cause I'm blank. I have so much other shite on my mind, nothing creative wants to come out of it. And plus, I don...
Posted by mondiii [the people killers] on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:06:00 PST

Whats it feel like to be a ghost? How your lovable narrator spent Friday 13th.

TASTE OF CHAOS finally rolled around. I loved it. It was awesome, amazing fun. The atmosphere was crazy, everyone was up for a good time. We missed PARKWAY DRIVE! Well not completely, I heard them lin...
Posted by mondiii [the people killers] on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:30:00 PST

who am I gonna have to kill to get to BDO 07?

OH. DEAR. GOD. Big Day Out 07's line up has My Chemical Romance, Muse, The Killers and The Sleepy Jackson amongst others! Ahhh! That's it I'm going. *ties hankercheif onto stick*...
Posted by mondiii [the people killers] on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:36:00 PST

now you know my ABC's... I'll have to kill you.

A - AVAILABLE: nuh uhB - BIRTHDAY: 30th DecemberC - CRUSH: OoOo& Adam Lazarra& *tee hee*, don't tell him though! D - DAD'S NAME: Dave E - EASIEST PERSON/S TO TALK TO: My dog. She didn't judge me when...
Posted by mondiii [the people killers] on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:01:00 PST

Welcome...

When I was a young boy,my Father took me into the city,to see a marching band.He said "Son when, you grow up, would you be, the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned."He said "will you def...
Posted by mondiii [the people killers] on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:19:00 PST

TBS Adam Vs. Matt Comic

Those crazy guys! Enjoy ... Part 2 ...
Posted by mondiii [the people killers] on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST

"I went out last night to a place where, the beautiful give death stares" - Kisschasy

I have Darren's pick. So, who. wants. my. ASS?! Saw Kisschasy at the Yahoobar last night, it went off! It was so awesome, I was right in front of Darren... actually I was right in front of everything ...
Posted by mondiii [the people killers] on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:50:00 PST